Insane Craigslist Ads

[DaveA]

The ad does say overnight parents. Maybe they are the former dc parents of the poster (forgive me, I can't remember his name) that said he hung out with dc parents once and they wanted more than just a friendly night out...

:::::::::::::: No-- They could at least form a complete (albeit completely inappropriate) sentence.

[melilley]

:::::::::::::: No-- They could at least form a complete (albeit completely inappropriate) sentence.

:: It was you! Sorry, I couldn't remember your name.

[spinnymarie]

This is my "competition".
http://scranton.craigslist.org/kid/4584989835.html

Just. Wow.

It took me at least 5 minutes to figure out what 'baken' is.

[melilley]

Just. Wow.

It took me at least 5 minutes to figure out what 'baken' is.

Well. i knew. What it. meant.
J/k...

It took me forever to read it with all the grammatical errors!

[lovemykidstoo]

Just. Wow.

It took me at least 5 minutes to figure out what 'baken' is.

WHAT IS IT???? I can't figure out what the heck baken is. I want to call her so bad and see how she speaks. bwahaHA

[Patches]

WHAT IS IT???? I can't figure out what the heck baken is. I want to call her so bad and see how she speaks. bwahaHA

I think she means "baking" Its the only thing that makes sense to me

[Blackcat31]

I think she means "baking" Its the only thing that makes sense to me

It's bacon.

She likes to take her day car and get bacon.

Personally, my day car and my night car are the same thing but everyone does things differently so to each their own.

I do lovethis bacon too though!!

[NightOwl]

Bahahahaha!!

[lovemykidstoo]

It's bacon.

She likes to take her day car and get bacon.

Personally, my day car and my night car are the same thing but everyone does things differently so to each their own.

I do lovethis bacon too though!!

LMAO! Come on, one of us has to call her and record it and post it here. come on ladies! Who's going to step up? lmao

[lovemykidstoo]

Ok, now I'm probably the meanest person alive, but I had to email her with a question just to see if she emailed back the same way. Am I terrible? This is what she responded with. I told her I had 2 kids and she responded with 4 separate emails.

Email #1

"Hello I am available for those. Ages it's 25* a day each child. I do feed just extra. Cloths for them.* For three kids. I'll charge 50 "

Email #2
A day

Email #3

Give Me a call 5702310236

Email #4

Sorry I.miss read it I though u had 3 children. Lol I provided food all u bring is snacks that they prefer also cloths things like that I charge 20 a day for children so it would be 35 for 2a day n if u like u can call me so we can talk a more 5702310236

[daycare]

Ok, now I'm probably the meanest person alive, but I had to email her with a question just to see if she emailed back the same way. Am I terrible? This is what she responded with. I told her I had 2 kids and she responded with 4 separate emails.

Email #1

"Hello I am available for those. Ages it's 25* a day each child. I do feed just extra. Cloths for them.* For three kids. I'll charge 50 "

Email #2
A day

Email #3

Give Me a call 5702310236

Email #4

Sorry I.miss read it I though u had 3 children. Lol I provided food all u bring is snacks that they prefer also cloths things like that I charge 20 a day for children so it would be 35 for 2a day n if u like u can call me so we can talk a more 5702310236

hmmm english is her second language????

[Blackcat31]

Ok, now I'm probably the meanest person alive, but I had to email her with a question just to see if she emailed back the same way. Am I terrible? This is what she responded with. I told her I had 2 kids and she responded with 4 separate emails.

Email #1

"Hello I am available for those. Ages it's 25* a day each child. I do feed just extra. Cloths for them.* For three kids. I'll charge 50 "

Email #2
A day

Email #3

Give Me a call 5702310236

Email #4

Sorry I.miss read it I though u had 3 children. Lol I provided food all u bring is snacks that they prefer also cloths things like that I charge 20 a day for children so it would be 35 for 2a day n if u like u can call me so we can talk a more 5702310236

You didn't ask her if she liked bacon??

hmmm english is her second language????

That was my first thought too.

[lovemykidstoo]

Oh shoot, I need to ask her what baken means.

[lovemykidstoo]

LMAO! I asked her what baken meant and this is her reply

"I'm sorry I do a lot of kitchen cooking like I make cupcakes. N brownies once in a while"

now how do I let her down easily? ::

[Blackcat31]

LMAO! I asked her what baken meant and this is her reply

"I'm sorry I do a lot of kitchen cooking like I make cupcakes. N brownies once in a while"

now how do I let her down easily? ::

You could just tell her you were really looking for a daycare that served bacon.

...... because that is all your 2 yr old will eat and you do NOT want him to get upset and cry if there is no bacon on the menu.

or tell her your kids eat a gluten free diet and cup cakes and brownies aren't gonna cut it.

No, wait!! Tell her you can only afford $25 a day for both kids.