Insane Craigslist Ads

[melilley]

This woman is looking for overnight care for her 3 children....at $20 a night!

http://lansing.craigslist.org/kid/4600674581.html

[Angelsj]

She states she has never missed a single one of her son's baseball games.... ....guess that's enough of a reference for me....

I was thinking she was just bragging about all she has going on. WHEN is she going to 'babysit' your kid??

[MsLisa]

This is the response I got from a parent on my craiglist ad.... I'm not sure how to respond to it!

My SPAM flag goes off reading that.
I get something very similar to that and its just a bot. I almost fall for it every time too.

[mls620]

This woman is looking for overnight care for her 3 children....at $20 a night!

http://lansing.craigslist.org/kid/4600674581.html

[tehck_1013]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/kid/4601336946.html

300 dollars a MONTH??

she "will NOT be screwed over" ::

She even posted a lovely picture of herself showing how great she is with children!

[MsLisa]

PA, land of the old and the cheap....

http://scranton.craigslist.org/kid/4613339940.html

[Patches]

Found this gem today

home daycare (Tulsa)

Offering childcare out of my home. Flat rate fee of $15 a day $45 a week and $125 a month. That's for up to 4 children. Not taking dhs at this time. For serious inquiry email me for more information. Hours are from Monday 6am - Friday 9pm. Ages 3months - 12years.

[KidGrind]

home daycare (Tulsa)

Offering childcare out of my home. Flat rate fee of $15 a day $45 a week and $125 a month. That's for up to 4 children. Not taking dhs at this time. For serious inquiry email me for more information. Hours are from Monday 6am - Friday 9pm. Ages 3months - 12years.

I am trying find the right way to type the following:

I’d rather be a lady of the night.

Yes, there is no right way to type that out. There is no way I’d work for that amount unless I was living in the Philippines.

[Unregistered]

$45 was my weekly rate thirty years ago. For one child!

[LysesKids]

home daycare (Tulsa)

Offering childcare out of my home. Flat rate fee of $15 a day $45 a week and $125 a month. That's for up to 4 children. Not taking dhs at this time. For serious inquiry email me for more information. Hours are from Monday 6am - Friday 9pm. Ages 3months - 12years.

Guarantee she is illegal... you can't even take one baby in OK without a license... I lived close enough to the border in AR ( last year ), I should know

[melilley]

Another one:

http://lansing.craigslist.org/kid/4616891598.html

[Thriftylady]

Another one:

http://lansing.craigslist.org/kid/4616891598.html

Wow she is going to pay such and awesome amount AND find the right candidate by tomorrow!

[MsLisa]

EVERY TIME I refresh my ad, this chick does too.

http://scranton.craigslist.org/kid/4638682991.html

[NightOwl]

She has lots of patients, huh? Because she's a nurse? Or because she can't spell?

[Mister Sir Husband]

A playground in her back yard? Does she mean that swing set from 1973 or the wading pool without any type of filtration system that would get my facility closed down for having it?