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  • AcornMama
    Daycare.com Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 283

    If only today was going well enough to allow time for cheesecake making. And to have friends to share it with, that'd be wonderful! Sigh.

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    • Luna
      Daycare.com Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 790

      This morning dcb3 lifted his nose in the air, sniffed, and said "I smell something private!"
      What in the world???:confused::confused:

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      • NeedaVaca
        Daycare.com Member
        • Mar 2012
        • 2276

        A DCB was trying to push my toy bins in but was pushing towards the top and it's a material type bin so it wasn't going in, I kept saying push it on the bottom, push the bottom part, etc. Next thing I know he turns around and pushes it in with HIS bottom .

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        • daycarediva
          Daycare.com Member
          • Jul 2012
          • 11698

          I brought snow in to allow it to melt so that the kids could see all of the dirt in it. DCG said "A little dirt never hurt anyone."


          touché, little one. I haven't said a word about snow eating since.

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          • BumbleBee
            Daycare.com Member
            • Jun 2012
            • 2380

            Never mind, wrong thread!

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            • Sunshine74
              Daycare.com Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 546

              DCB was pointing and looking up at the ceiling. I looked up but didn't see anything so I said, "DCB, what are you looking at, what do you see?" He looked at me, held up his finger and said, "My finger in the air." Smh.

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              • Sunshine74
                Daycare.com Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 546

                One of the preschool teachers is pregnant- due at the end of the month. Well, DCG 4 said to her the other day, "Miss_____ when that baby comes out, it's gonna hurt!" :confused:::

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                • Blackcat31
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 36124

                  DCG age 4 (new 4) says to her friends "I don't really feel good. There's a disco in my brain and a party in my tummy" :: ::

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                  • Luna
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 790

                    DCG walked in on dcb as he was getting on the potty. "Nice bum. My dad has that bum too."

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                    • MotherNature
                      Matilda Jane Addict
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 1120

                      Originally posted by Luna
                      DCG walked in on dcb as he was getting on the potty. "Nice bum. My dad has that bum too."
                      ::

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                      • Sunshine74
                        Daycare.com Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 546

                        Not daycare related, but kid related.

                        We were having an easy (video/review) day for the first grade religion class I teach, because I'm sick. So we were playing Jeopardy for review. I told each group to choose a kind of candy for their group name, and what did one group insist on choosing? Dum-Dum's. ::

                        P.S. The Dum-Dum's won

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                        • Sunchimes
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 1847

                          Dcg 3.5 had the grandmommy of tantrums at lunch today. I'm not even sure what started it, but it was a doozy. As quickly as it started, it was over, and she was chattering and eating her lunch. Suddenly, she said, "It's good to have me nice again." Hmm, ya think? ::

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                          • Cat Herder
                            Advanced Daycare.com Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 13744

                            DCB just told his Dad that "Mrs. Cat Herder crashed my head on the floor."

                            DCD looked at me with :confused::confused:

                            I , held up one finger, walked down the hall for 5 seconds and returned with DCB's "All about Me" poster.... A colored in outline of him.

                            ****The one that fell off the wall as we lined up to leave the playroom.... ****

                            DCB points and says "See the tape is all ripped now!!!! _____ (<sibling) tore it down!"

                            Sibling "I did not!!!" , "Did, too"..... not sure how long that went on down the drive as DCD and I merely waved and parted ways. He had his hands full....

                            Some days you just have to laugh at kids perceptions of events. ::::::
                            - Unless otherwise stated, all my posts are personal opinion and worth what you paid for them.

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                            • TaylorTots
                              Daycare.com Member
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 609

                              DCB (5yo Kinder): "Someday I am going to go to college and it's going to cost a lot of money, like $100 or $300. Then I will have a car too. They cost a lot of money... like $700!" So serious, I wanted to giggle

                              Also... my DD3 is now singing "I'm done going poop" opera style when she wants someone to check her to make sure she wiped well enough. Wow.

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                              • rebekki78
                                Daycare.com Member
                                • Sep 2013
                                • 137

                                Oh, the mind of a 3 year old:

                                3 year old: "Can you keep him over there? Cuz babies FREAK ME OUT!!"

                                Me: "You're around these 2 babies every day. You're not used to it by now?"

                                3 year old: "Not everyday. I'm home with my mom a lot."

                                Me: "What are you going to do when your mom decides to have a baby some day?"

                                3 year old: "I'm going to throw her out to the woods for the animals to eat her."

                                Me, struck: "What?!?"

                                My jaw dropped. These kids are always keeping me in wonder of how the human brain functions.

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