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  • Blackcat31
    • Oct 2010
    • 36124

    How cute is this? Went to change a poopy diaper and saw the baby had one of these on. Finally a print/pattern that says it line it is!!!! Lol!!!
    Last edited by Blackcat31; 10-12-2014, 07:56 AM.

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    • Childminder
      Advanced Daycare.com Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 1500

      Aunt Cheri! The fairies were here! I found part of their zipper!
      DCG4 ran up to me with a tiny finding off of a necklace. I wish they'd been here, and their friends the elves. My house could use a good cleaning.
      I see little people.

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      • CedarCreek
        Advanced Daycare.com Member
        • Jan 2013
        • 1600

        Originally posted by Blackcat31
        How cute is this? Went to change a poopy diaper and saw the baby had one of these on. Finally a print/pattern that says it line it is!!!! Lol!!!
        That is cute!

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        • daycarediva
          Daycare.com Member
          • Jul 2012
          • 11698

          Originally posted by CedarCreek
          I have one DCB in particular that repeats a lot of what he hears (Mom insisted he learned "shut up" from my house. He ABSOLUTELY did not.)

          Yesterday, he came into the living room singing. I started to listen to hear what the song was:

          DCB: "I put my hand up on yo hip, then I dip, you dip, we dip!"

          Me: "No, thank you! I love your singing but please pick another song!"

          Yeah, he hears all the bad things from my house
          My dcg's new favorite is now "Up all night to get lucky" she was freaking out that dcg learned to say POOPY here (in context, no less) and I just laughed at her this morning. "Getting lucky is good, poopy is bad. I'll keep that in mind dcm."

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          • Lyss
            Chaos Coordinator :)
            • Apr 2012
            • 1429

            DCG (3) informed me today that she wants to be a nun when she gets to be a "giant growned up" so she can "wear pajamas all day" ::::

            The Sound of Music is her current favorite movie (she's only allowed to watch the first 1/2 half, no Nazi parts yet)

            Later she threw a fit and had to sit away from the group to calm down, in between sobs I hear her quietly singing:
            "Raindrop roses" *sob* "whiskers on kitties" *sob* "when I'm feeling sad" *deep breath* "I 'member my favorite things and then I don't feel bad" *another deep breath" "Ok Lyss! I'm done crying" ::

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            • daycarediva
              Daycare.com Member
              • Jul 2012
              • 11698

              Originally posted by Lyss
              DCG (3) informed me today that she wants to be a nun when she gets to be a "giant growned up" so she can "wear pajamas all day" ::::

              The Sound of Music is her current favorite movie (she's only allowed to watch the first 1/2 half, no Nazi parts yet)

              Later she threw a fit and had to sit away from the group to calm down, in between sobs I hear her quietly singing:
              "Raindrop roses" *sob* "whiskers on kitties" *sob* "when I'm feeling sad" *deep breath* "I 'member my favorite things and then I don't feel bad" *another deep breath" "Ok Lyss! I'm done crying" ::
              adorable!

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              • Sunshine74

                Originally posted by Lyss
                DCG (3) informed me today that she wants to be a nun when she gets to be a "giant growned up" so she can "wear pajamas all day" ::::

                The Sound of Music is her current favorite movie (she's only allowed to watch the first 1/2 half, no Nazi parts yet)

                Later she threw a fit and had to sit away from the group to calm down, in between sobs I hear her quietly singing:
                "Raindrop roses" *sob* "whiskers on kitties" *sob* "when I'm feeling sad" *deep breath* "I 'member my favorite things and then I don't feel bad" *another deep breath" "Ok Lyss! I'm done crying" ::
                Awwww.

                P.S. I love that movie too!

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                • Laurel
                  Daycare.com Member
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 3218

                  I had two funny comments from my 7 year old granddaughter today.

                  I had some frozen entrees and she said all 3 looked good and she couldn't decide. Then she did eeny, meany, miney, mo to decide. I mentioned something about it is sometimes hard to make decisions. She said "I find that eeny, meany, miney, mo is a good way to make decisions."

                  Later we were doing abstract art while the little ones were napping. I was frustrated because mine weren't coming out like I wanted them to. I told her I wasn't very good at art. She said "Grandma, it is abstract art. You don't have to be good."

                  Out of the mouth of babes....

                  Laurel

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                  • Laurel
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 3218

                    Originally posted by Lyss
                    DCG (3) informed me today that she wants to be a nun when she gets to be a "giant growned up" so she can "wear pajamas all day" ::::

                    The Sound of Music is her current favorite movie (she's only allowed to watch the first 1/2 half, no Nazi parts yet)

                    Later she threw a fit and had to sit away from the group to calm down, in between sobs I hear her quietly singing:
                    "Raindrop roses" *sob* "whiskers on kitties" *sob* "when I'm feeling sad" *deep breath* "I 'member my favorite things and then I don't feel bad" *another deep breath" "Ok Lyss! I'm done crying" ::
                    That is so sweet!

                    Laurel

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                    • Lefse&Kids
                      New Daycare.com Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 58

                      I'm up way early

                      I am sitting and talking to one of my dcg's who's 6 yrs old. Our conversation goes as such....

                      Her- "I get up really early, like 10 o'clock. Well, that's not super early. I used to have to get up at 20 o'clock. THAT was early."
                      Me- "oh, that sounds very early. I like to sleep so that's too early for me"
                      Her- "Yea, your probably like my mom. She sleeps in really really really really late. Like super o'clock."
                      Me- "Yea , that sounds like me" (trying not to laugh at this point)
                      Her- "yea but when I go to school I'll have to get up at 12:30 o'clock"
                      Me- "sounds like you'll need to get some good sleep"
                      Her- "yea, I guess"

                      I wish I had a recorder.

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                      • blandino
                        Daycare.com member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 1613

                        Originally posted by Blackcat31
                        How cute is this? Went to change a poopy diaper and saw the baby had one of these on. Finally a print/pattern that says it line it is!!!! Lol!!!

                        Those are from The Honest Co.

                        I LOVE them. In the least disgusting way possible, I HATE throwing them away.


                        Honest plant based diapers are fragrance free with a wetness indicator so you don't have to guess. Shop our cloud-like comfort and style print diapers today! | Honest

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                        • Sunchimes
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 1847

                          We had to have our dog put to sleep this morning. DCG asked where they were going and I simply said that Babe was sick and going to the doctor. When husband came home later, she asked where Babe was. I really didn't want to get into this too much-she just turned 3--so I said that she didn't live with us anymore, she had gone to Heaven to live with Jesus.

                          She accepted it and moved on. A little later, out of the blue, she said "Babe went to Heaven to eat Cheetos." I started to correct her, then I realized that eating Cheetos would have been Babe's idea of Heaven, so I just nodded and moved on.

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                          • Patches
                            Daycare.com Member
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 1154

                            Originally posted by Sunchimes
                            We had to have our dog put to sleep this morning. DCG asked where they were going and I simply said that Babe was sick and going to the doctor. When husband came home later, she asked where Babe was. I really didn't want to get into this too much-she just turned 3--so I said that she didn't live with us anymore, she had gone to Heaven to live with Jesus.

                            She accepted it and moved on. A little later, out of the blue, she said "Babe went to Heaven to eat Cheetos." I started to correct her, then I realized that eating Cheetos would have been Babe's idea of Heaven, so I just nodded and moved on.
                            :hug: Sorry for your loss. Those little ones sure have a way of brightening up a sad time, though

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                            • MyAngels
                              Member
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 4217

                              My 15 month old gdd was recently babbling very vocally to my nearly 5 year old DCB, to which he replied, "I can't understand Baby Girl, I forgot all my baby words."

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                              • tootieb
                                New Daycare.com Member
                                • Aug 2013
                                • 4

                                Funny today

                                Almost 3 year old girl telling me about her two cats at home (they don't have cats), one is Tim, he's blue and Sandy is purple! Well of course they are, !

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