If only today was going well enough to allow time for cheesecake making. And to have friends to share it with, that'd be wonderful! Sigh.
The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?
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A DCB was trying to push my toy bins in but was pushing towards the top and it's a material type bin so it wasn't going in, I kept saying push it on the bottom, push the bottom part, etc. Next thing I know he turns around and pushes it in with HIS bottom.
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I brought snow in to allow it to melt so that the kids could see all of the dirt in it. DCG said "A little dirt never hurt anyone."
touché, little one. I haven't said a word about snow eating since.- Flag
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DCB was pointing and looking up at the ceiling. I looked up but didn't see anything so I said, "DCB, what are you looking at, what do you see?" He looked at me, held up his finger and said, "My finger in the air." Smh.- Flag
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One of the preschool teachers is pregnant- due at the end of the month. Well, DCG 4 said to her the other day, "Miss_____ when that baby comes out, it's gonna hurt!":confused::
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DCG age 4 (new 4) says to her friends "I don't really feel good. There's a disco in my brain and a party in my tummy" :: :
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Not daycare related, but kid related.
We were having an easy (video/review) day for the first grade religion class I teach, because I'm sick. So we were playing Jeopardy for review. I told each group to choose a kind of candy for their group name, and what did one group insist on choosing? Dum-Dum's. ::
P.S. The Dum-Dum's won- Flag
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Dcg 3.5 had the grandmommy of tantrums at lunch today. I'm not even sure what started it, but it was a doozy. As quickly as it started, it was over, and she was chattering and eating her lunch. Suddenly, she said, "It's good to have me nice again." Hmm, ya think? ::
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DCB just told his Dad that "Mrs. Cat Herder crashed my head on the floor."
DCD looked at me with:confused:
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I, held up one finger, walked down the hall for 5 seconds and returned with DCB's "All about Me" poster.... A colored in outline of him.
****The one that fell off the wall as we lined up to leave the playroom....****
DCB points and says "See the tape is all ripped now!!!! _____ (<sibling) tore it down!"
Sibling "I did not!!!" , "Did, too"..... not sure how long that went on down the drive as DCD and I merely waved and parted ways. He had his hands full....
Some days you just have to laugh at kids perceptions of events. :::
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DCB (5yo Kinder): "Someday I am going to go to college and it's going to cost a lot of money, like $100 or $300. Then I will have a car too. They cost a lot of money... like $700!" So serious, I wanted to giggle
Also... my DD3 is now singing "I'm done going poop" opera style when she wants someone to check her to make sure she wiped well enough. Wow.- Flag
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Oh, the mind of a 3 year old:
3 year old: "Can you keep him over there? Cuz babies FREAK ME OUT!!"
Me: "You're around these 2 babies every day. You're not used to it by now?"
3 year old: "Not everyday. I'm home with my mom a lot."
Me: "What are you going to do when your mom decides to have a baby some day?"
3 year old: "I'm going to throw her out to the woods for the animals to eat her."
Me, struck: "What?!?"
My jaw dropped. These kids are always keeping me in wonder of how the human brain functions.- Flag
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