The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[BoysMom]

They play what they know

3 boys, all age 4, building magna-tile houses for Marvel superhero figures

F: "Thor needs to go to the bathroom."
M: "He has to wait, Hulk's in the bathroom now."
R: "But he has to go now. He's going to have an accident."
F: "Thor, your pants are wet. Go put on dry pants."

[DaveA]

Found a great deal on a couple trainer AEDs for when we teach First Aid/CPR. They were on the dining room counter. Mil thought they were real ones even though they say TRAINER across the front. Now she is convinced I’m so sick I need an AED on standby. ::

[Rockgirl]

I was sending kids to potty one at a time, before we headed outside. The ones waiting their turn were getting shoes out of their cubbies.

Me: “Let’s sing some songs while we get ready to go outside.”

3 yr old boy (my grandson) immediately starts belting this out: “I’m a fool to do your dirty work.....oh, yeah.”

[Alwaysgreener]

DCB: you got owie on your hand
Me: yes
DCB: You Work?!! My daddy work too.

[Msdunny]

I don't have any kids here today, so I'm doing some deep cleaning and sorting. I don't have my ringer on, so didn't realize I had missed a call. When I checked later, I saw that I missed a Facetime request from one of my little's mom, and a text that said J wanted to Facetime with you, and when you didn't answer he wanted to try to Facetime with Courtney (my daughter and assistant). ::

Sorry, mom, I'm not sitting by the phone! I do love that he just wanted to see us - although he was trying to call during naptime, so I dread the return of everyone and trying to get them all back on schedule!

[CenterTeacher20]

The leprechaun turned our toilet water green this morning!!! The kids think he's "creepy" now. ::::::

[DaveA]

DCG4 is “cross” ( her word) at DW because I made the mistake of telling her that I didn’t get any gifts on my Birthday yesterday. DCG is not convinced that spending the day in my shop, take out from local Mexican restaurant, & a cheesecake is really what I wanted. ::::

[e.j.]

Hopefully she gets over it soon. Happy Birthday! My husband's is tomorrow. Under the circumstances, he said he'll be happy just getting his favorite cake. Thankfully, I thought to pick up the cake mix and frosting before we got the "stay home" advisory.

[DaveA]

D14m comes back full time next week after almost 2 months at home. She’s coming for a few hours today & half day Thursday to get back used to the place. Her and new DCB 8 months are alternating between circling each other like 2 cats with 1 tree or being the skunk & cat from Bugs Bunny. I think they’ll get along just fine. ::

[Jupadia]

My 4 year old decided that daddy should give him an X haircut. So cut an X into his hair, we are not great haircuts and only do a one level cut with shaver. But he wants it so he can be a treasure.

He likes pirates, and hunting. Buts it's cute to hear him say he wants an " X so he can be a treasure"

[DaveA]

No DCB7- if I won’t let you play Avengers I’m not going to let you get away with doing something with “Steve, Tony, & Bruce”. Nice try kiddo. ::

[Cat Herder]

3-year old stands and announces "I am done playing for today. I want to watch movies, now".

:::::: Nice try. Bonus points for the dramatic wiping sweat off the brow montage.

[DaveA]

Tee Spring’s Daycare T Shirts strikes again. I don’t think I’ll be ordering this one.

[DaveA]

Had a ton of rock dropped off this morning for the base of the driveway. DW decided rather than wait till I’m done for the day (Original plan) she’ll shovel it then and there. Retired neighbor sees the truck and by the time DW had scooped a dozen shovels has his Kubota out and is offering to spread it out for her. So DCKs got to watch rock being delivered/ dumped & a tractor this morning. ::

[DaveA]

One of those insane "stream crossing" moments I find myself in way too often. Delivery for shop came early, so I found myself quickly folding and moving stroller out of the way to make room in garage for the hydraulic forging press that showed up. happyfacehappyfacehappyfacehappyface


I wouldn't actually do it, but I really want to call DCPs and say "Come get your kids now so I can go play with my new toy!" ::