Just For Fun - Policies You Wish You Could Implement That Are Totally Ridiculous?

[mpb12]

I fantasize about placing this announcement in my daycare, aside from your weekly fee, everytime I change a poopy diaper that is $10 extra. The other day I had a child with diarrhea and changed him 8 times in 4 hours. I make more per change of poopy diapers than changing a weekly fee. ::

Ouch! You should have called the parents to pick up the child on the first running poop. State law! But I love if we could charge them extra, not because of the diapers change, but for bringing in a sick child. happyface

[DaycareMom]

I have often wondered if a drive-thru window for drop offs/pick ups would be out of line!

THIS! I would love a drop-off/pick-up window!

[mpb12]

Ladies you are too funny! I love all of your comments.

[kitykids3]

I fantasize about placing this announcement in my daycare, aside from your weekly fee, everytime I change a poopy diaper that is $10 extra. The other day I had a child with diarrhea and changed him 8 times in 4 hours. I make more per change of poopy diapers than changing a weekly fee. ::

8 times in 4 hours! No way, parents would have been called to pick up immediately after the second time. uck.

[dbslas]

Not having sufficient back-up clothes will result in the following fees:

$45 Pain and suffering
$15 Search fee (for me having to scour the school for extra clothing that do not exist)
$20 communication fee (for when I have to call and tell you to come get your child because he's wet and naked)
$5 Headdesk fee (for when you tell me its okay to have him put on pink flowery pant with no underwear because you don't feel like coming early)
$90 Mental Health fee (for time spent cajoling your child into the pink flowered pants and no underwear, and listening to him complain about it, and giving his classmates a constant stinkeye for cracking a smile)

Fees will include an ice cold Dr. Pepper and must be paid before you can ever set foot on the property again. If you resist, winged monkeys will escort you from the property by your whale-tail.

Thanks.

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