Kids Say The Darndest Things

[Sugar Magnolia]

My 3 and 4 year olds help put the flag out every day and say the pledge of allegiance.
"And to the Publix (Publix is a local supermarket) for which it stands... "
one nation, under god, INVISIBLE, with liberty and justice for all"
::

[melilley]

I am cracking up at all these!

When my dd was 5 or so, we went to the mall and were in the bra section. All of a sudden really loudly she said "look mommy, boobies" as she was pointing to all of the bras!

[Starburst]

One time on graduation day, while the owner of the daycare and her daughter were getting ready for the graduation and one of the graduates mom was on her way so we were talking and we were talking about boo boos (scratches, bruises, etc.) and then she just randomly asked me "Do you like having boobies?" :: I kinda stopped for a minute and then she kinda thought about what she said and said "I meant boo-boos!"

At the co-op I do my student teaching at since most of the volunteers there are parents everyone assumes that I am one of the moms. So one of the boys asked me which child was mine and I told him "None of them are mine, I am a student teacher" and then he said "So you live with the teacher?" I told him "No I live with my family" and then was asking me where I live and then about driving (I don't have a license or a car) then he said "When I'm this old (holding up all his hands), my dad's going to teach me how to drive and I can drive you to your house" ::lovethis

Then there are sometimes when they are just really sweet (not really saying, more of doing) lovethis. When I was doing yard duty at the co-op, I was pushing a little boy (about 3 or 4) on the swings; they have 4 swings and all were full. He saw another boy (almost 5) walking over to sit on the bench for a turn on the swings and he pointed at him and said. "Why is sitting over there?" and I said "He's waiting for a turn on the swing" I didn't prompt him or anything but he immediately asked me to stop the swing and got off so the boy on the bench could have a turn (coincidently, it was also the 5 y/o's favorite swing spot on the swing set).

[Unregistered]

We had walking tacos today for lunch. DCG got some on her hand so I handed her a napkin. She took it but instead of using it, wiped her hand on my pants. I asked her why she did that. Her response "the napkin was clean and pretty but your pants are already dirty!" LOL! They really were dirty too! I dropped the spoon of sour cream on my leg a few minutes before!