Kids Say The Darndest Things

[Josiegirl]

I'll bet we could all write a book. I really need to keep pen and paper handy so I can write all these golden sparks of wisdom and chuckles down.
I was on my hands and knees cleaning under the table at snack time this afternoon and my 3 1/2 yo dcg says "Hey, Cinderella does that!"
Long time ago when I was about 100 months pregnant(it felt like it!) I was talking to a 4 yo dcb who was crawling thru the holes in the LT cube climber. I told him I was going to chase him and he said 'you can't fit' I asked him what he meant(thinking of course he was talking about my big belly) but no, he said because my hair was too long.
Other morning at breakfast, 2 1/2 yo dcg had polished off everything, sat back, and said "I sure love me a good lunch!'
Kids can be pretty darn cute. Sometimes.

[Kabob]

Lol...I had a 4 yr old dcg ask why I always keep the senior cats I have here in their own bedroom during daycare. I explained they are very old and therefore don't like to play anymore. She thought about it and said "Well...tomorrow...when they are younger...can they come out to play?" ::

The same girl pushed a toddler and as I was putting dcg in time out she whined: "But it wasn't me that pushed her...it was the other me that looked just like me."

[melilley]

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One of my dcg's went to the bathroom and I had to help her wipe. All of a sudden she says "my poop says thank you". I couldn't stop laughing!

[NeedaVaca]

I have a DCG that "tooted" and she said I sure have a noisy bottom

[Sunshine75]

These are hilarious! Love it!:hug: Ok, I have one from my son. He was about 4 and he comes into the kitchen, he is now 10, and he says, "Mom, I want to marry you." I said, "Well that sure is sweet but I'm already spoken for." He says, "what do you mean?" I said, "daddy and I are married". He got really quiet and a sad look on his face and he says, "no, you are mine, Daddy can't have you." I said, "sorry honey but for now I can read you a book just you and me." He got a smile on his face said "ok" and off we went. That one went into the journal.

[Leanna]

Some of my faves:

Me: "Let's go put some Aquaphor on your face...it's getting chapped."
DCG, 4, (as I apply the Aquaphor): "Is this Aqua One or Aqua Three?"

DCB, 4 (telling how he prays) "The Father, the Son, & the Holy Spirit. He-men."

[kelsey's kids]

I put a 3 year ols dcb in time out for cussing and as I am walking away i turn back and find he is watching me I then tell him he needs to face the wall. He looked at my and said I can't stand in time out I will get boogers on your wall. I started laughing so my witty husband said its ok you can just clean it when you are done. Dcb says oh ok... still makes me laugh just thinking about his excuse for not needing time out.

[Laurel]

I had a little girl that was always bossing the little ones around. She wasn't mean and they didn't care but one day one of the littles didn't want to do what she said. I said, "Kylie you know you're not the boss here, I am." She said "I'm not?"

Another one was my son when he was little. My husband said he had to run up to the store so my son went with him. When they got to the car my son asked why they were getting in the car. He thought they were going to actually 'run' to the store.

Laurel

[AcornMama]

Once when my now big teenage son was about 4yo, he was praying before dinner and said, "Dear God, thank you for our food and thank you for Mommy who hardly worked to make it."

Good chance to explain the difference between "working hard" and "hardly working."

[KIDZRMYBIZ]

These are all so cute! What a great laugh! Here are my 2 all time faves:

4yo DCB: Daddy took a nap yesterday with *gf name* on the couch. They sure do wiggle a lot when they take a nap.

3yo DCG: We all have to take a nap at home, but sometimes Mommy and Daddy are noisy.

If these parents only knew the information their kids were sharing!::

[Josiegirl]

OMG too funny! Yeh, kids can be a wealth of information. I shudder to think what goes home from dc too.

[butterfly]

OMG too funny! Yeh, kids can be a wealth of information. I shudder to think what goes home from dc too.

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[Meeko]

DCG: "You're just like my Mommy"

Me: (feeling warm and fuzzy) "Thank you Sweetheart"

DCG: "Yep. You don't have a penis either"

[Meeko]

When talking about what we did over the weekend during circle time.....

DCG: My dad got a new car this weekend

DCB: My dad took me fishing this weekend

DCG: My dad bought me a new toy this weekend

DCB: (said with great pride)My dad got his ankle monitor off this weekend!!

[ihop]

My 2.5yo dcg will softly and super sweetly whisper to the babies who cry "shut up baby it's okay" over and over while she smiles.