Parents' Desperate Phrases Coming out of DCK's Mouths

[Pestle]

So what have your daycare parents been saying lately that's coming out of the kids' mouths? Today I'm chuckling at:

"THAT is NOT gonna...

[Silly Songs]

What did your mommy tell you NOT to tell me today ? I soooooo want to ask this of some of the 4-5 year olds in my center. I am with that group right...

[Core12]

Received a text from dcm, “each day I try to make conversation with Jeff (2yrs old). I ask what he learned throughout the day and he never says anything....

[sahm1225]

Dcb is 3 (turns 4 late Fall), has brought it up before and dcmsaid she was just exploring options for the fall but will keep me informed. I’ve been...

[permanentvacation]

Within seconds of turning away from the daycare kids to walk into the dining room, my 22 month old starts crying. I turn back and the 3 year old says,...

[spedmommy4]

I have an inquisitive 3 year old boy enrolled. He persistently asks questions about everything and repeats everything he hears.

Well,...

[TwinMama]

So my almost 4 year old dcb just said,"I'm going to miss you in the Spring."

I asked him where he was going. He said I don't...

[coolconfidentme]

Ask your DCKs how many teeth they have. Next ask them how many teeth mommy has. Their answers crack me up! lovethis

[Brooksie]

.... with a 17mo old about whether the sheep I'm holding is a sheep or cow. It goes like this:
me: "I have a sheep, sheep says baaaa"...

[SSWonders]

Me to 2.5 yr old who is up and down at breakfast: "Sit down while you're eating"

Other 2.5 yr old (shaking her head): "What...

[Soccermom]

I ran out of hand soap in my automatic soap dispenser this morning so I grabbed a bar of Ivory soap out of the closet for the kids to use. They looked...

[SSWonders]

As I am serving breakfast this morning:

You do a lot. You take care of me. You take care of the babies. You take care of J***. That's...

[Josiegirl]

I'll bet we could all write a book. I really need to keep pen and paper handy so I can write all these golden sparks of wisdom and chuckles down.
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[Meeko]

Forgive me if I have told you these before. I'm menopausal, tired and it's Friday...

I love the kids around age 3. So vocal and they...

[hgonzalez]

I have a family that is leaving me. We have issues with the youngest child being extremely aggressive and destructive. The older child is 5.
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