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Me: (pointing to my husband David): Who's that?
DCB: Jason
Me: That's David.
DCB: That's what I said!Comment
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Similar thread with lots of funnies too! :
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I just got done reading that other kids' funnies thread....some hysterical stuff!
Priceless and innocent humor.
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My 2 1/2 year old new dcb woke up from nap today and said "good, I'm still alive".....that's funny, kind of. :: I think the kid has some serios anxiety issues!
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This is the thank you letter that my ds gave to his kindergarten teacher at the end of last year. I'm sure she had a good laugh... ::
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A while back, I was napping with my son. (Was not providing care for other children at the time) He didn't wake me up when he woke up which has never happened before. The house was on lockdown, of course. I wake up to him yelling for me to come help him. I walk in the bathroom to find him with poop on just about every part of his body. I just stick him in the tub and start rinsing him off with the handheld shower. I look around and find poop on the toilet, floor, stool, wall, door, pretty much half of the bathroom. Later, Daddy asked him if what he was doing, did he try to wipe all by himself. He said, "No, I wasn't wiping, I was trying to fight the toilet." Yep, my 2.5 year old son, the toilet fighter.Comment
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When my son was about 3 or 4, I was watching him play in the sprinkler. After a little while, he told me I should put on a bathing suit and join him. I laughed and told him, "If I did that, the neighbors would harpoon me!" After explaining my joke to him, he said, "Oh mom, you're not a whale!......Well......maybe a baby whale..... just starting to develop!"Comment
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My sister-in-law will never forget one science experiment she did with her elementary school class.
They had learned about elasticity and had stretched a pair of pantihose (always called tights in the UK) as far as they could.
The next day a child wrote in their daily school journal that the class had stretched the teacher's "tits" across the room....
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My DD1 (will be 4 in November) put on her shorts yesterday, pointed to the zipper area in the front- it was bulging out a bit from where the seam is- and said "just like daddy":: We had a VERY interesting conversation that morning 
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My favorite from last week: We were talking about the differences in every ones hair and 3 yo dcg says "When my hair gets long like Rapunzel I can dance with Flynn Rider!!" Uh-oh!! :: Had to tell her mother that one, her response "oh no! Already?!?!"
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When I was a little girl I had a journal for my second grade class where we would journal and then turn it in and the teacher would write back. I was terrible at spelling and I wrote that for Christmas I got "a new pair of tits (tights)". The teachers response was "Wow! Santa was good to you!" :My sister-in-law will never forget one science experiment she did with her elementary school class.
They had learned about elasticity and had stretched a pair of pantihose (always called tights in the UK) as far as they could.
The next day a child wrote in their daily school journal that the class had stretched the teacher's "tits" across the room....:::::
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When my youngest was 8 we went to the mall to do some back-to-school shopping. At that time there was a Hooter's restaurant in the mall. As we passed by their signature advertisement sign, he says, "Can we go to that "owl store" next?"
Oy! How to explain Hooter's to an 8-year-old?
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