OT: Don’t Judge Me But...

[EntropyControlSpecialist]

Don't judge me but I grabbed the first milk I saw, thinking it was 1% or skim, and found out today ... from the food program lady ... that is was NOT 1% or skim. It was 2%. Gaaaah. My aching, pregnant lady feet make my trips to the store SO brief that I don't even read things. Lesson learned. She just laughed and said to give them something else to eat for snack instead of using milk as one of the components. Gracias, food lady. You are very gracious.

[KnoxMom]

Don't judge me but I grabbed the first milk I saw, thinking it was 1% or skim, and found out today ... from the food program lady ... that is was NOT 1% or skim. It was 2%. Gaaaah. My aching, pregnant lady feet make my trips to the store SO brief that I don't even read things. Lesson learned. She just laughed and said to give them something else to eat for snack instead of using milk as one of the components. Gracias, food lady. You are very gracious.

[Unregistered]

Don't judge me but... I watch a dcb who is ALWAYS hungry and loves the little Gerber puffs for babies, so if there are any left on the babies trays after snack, I let him eat them (if the babies are not sick of course!)

And the same dcb loves to bring toys from home to play with at daycare.. one of the toys are play swords (WHICH I REALLY HATE!!). He always brings two so I can have a sword fight with him. Well I really don't like playing that so when he's not looking I hide the swords on top of the refrigerator until pick-up.. he always forgets about them.

[CedarCreek]

Don't judge me but... I watch a dcb who is ALWAYS hungry and loves the little Gerber puffs for babies, so if there are any left on the babies trays after snack, I let him eat them (if the babies are not sick of course!)

And the same dcb loves to bring toys from home to play with at daycare.. one of the toys are play swords (WHICH I REALLY HATE!!). He always brings two so I can have a sword fight with him. Well I really don't like playing that so when he's not looking I hide the swords on top of the refrigerator until pick-up.. he always forgets about them.

Oh yeah, any gun or sword dcks bring I take away.

[Bookworm]

Don't judge me but...sometimes I tell my most talkative DCG "No I don't want to know what".

Don't judge me but...I had the cook at the center fix my DH a plate of the lunch food two days in a row so I wouldn't have to cook.

[slpender]

Don't Judge Me
hubby has been out of town for work the last few nights fed the kids frozen pizza for dinner last night right now I am trying to decide between Wendy's or McDonalds for tonight.

[laundrymom]

I pretend I need something from the garage so I can pass gas unnoticed.

I think I just peed my pants laughing!

[jenn]

Don"t Judge Me, But...
One night I was too tired to wash the dishes, so I just rinsed them and stuck them in the oven.
Don't Laugh at Me, But
The next day I forgot I had put them in there and preheated the oven for lunch. We started smelling a strange smell and yikes. We did get some new plastic divided plates and new cups after that though.

[laundrymom]

Don't judge me but ... I ate an icecream Drumstick for breakfast this morning ... okay okay, I had two ... and I had two pieces of toast slathered in margarine and sprinkled with sugar. Did I say sprinkled? I meant that it had so much sugar my toast sparkled as if Tinkerbell herself used the bread as a trampoline.

Rofl!!! :hug: hugging you!!!

[Lyss]

........but I didn't feel like doing the dinner dishes last night. This morning, I met all the parents at the front door so no one would notice.

I did the same thing this morning!! I even put out some toys that would make sure to grab one particular DCG's attention, she loves to run straight to the back door (right next to kitchen) and wait for outside time (5mins after she arrives) so mom says goodbye at the back door... Not today! ::

I lovethis this thread!

[spud912]

Don't judge me but.....

I frequently have ice cream (and/or any other "sweets") + a diet dr pepper (yes, diet....as if it counterbalances the ice cream) for LUNCH. Basically my daily meals progress like this: nothing for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, big dinner, then late night "snack" that resembles a second dinner).

I pass gas and blame it on one of the kids....whichever is closest and would be the most likely culprit.

I hide massive baskets full of laundry in our master bedroom so it appears like our house is always clean.

I "iron" my wrinkled clothes (see the above reason why they're wrinkled : by putting them in the dryer with other wet clothes.

I order way too much daycare stuff on Amazon and with my guilty conscious I wait for the delivery man and quickly un-box the items and hide them in closets before my dh gets home.

[MissAnn]

Don't judge me but.....


I order way too much daycare stuff on Amazon and with my guilty conscious I wait for the delivery man and quickly un-box the items and hide them in closets before my dh gets home.

JUST did that!

[Josaralex]

Indeed!

Especially when they show up right at closing time! Oh, and most especially on a Friday at closing. Have a nice weekend, BYE!

Ugh! I totally agree! Just go home with your child already.... I have a life too!

[Bookworm]

Spud, I have a crippling addiction for Thirty-one bags. I have to sneak them in and wait about two weeks to bring them out so DH won't notice.

[TheirEmi]

Don't judge me, but.....
I had a chocolate craving. Only thing in the house that is remotely close is cocoa powder, so I made some no bake cookies. You know the ones with the pb, oats, cocoa, etc. You boil and mix and place on some wax paper to harden. Well, I just waited for them to cool down enough to grab a few spoonfuls. Put the rest in a container in the downstairs freezer so my kids won't find it and I can have more later.

I've done that! when I gotta have chocolate, I GOTTA have chocolate