Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

[missnikki]

My paranoia and curiosity always has me wondering what kids tell their parents and other people. This same DCB told me that his mom punched his older brother in the face! LOL No way, didn't even begin to think that was the truth.

Like my aunt used to say:
"I promise not to believe what they say about home if you promise not to believe what they say about school."

[laundryduchess@yahoo.com]

when my daughter was trying to read,.. she would get so angry at the highway people,.. she would say the road workers were mean,... they didnt have manners,.. etc,...finally I asked her,...
she said,.. they go and label all the roads "idiot"

I said,.. WHAT??? she said,.." Look mom,.. all the signs say idiot" ,..



they said IDOT (indiana dept of transportation,..) ol,.. we still tease her,.... she turns 17 in oct.

[TGT09]

when my daughter was trying to read,.. she would get so angry at the highway people,.. she would say the road workers were mean,... they didnt have manners,.. etc,...finally I asked her,...
she said,.. they go and label all the roads "idiot"

I said,.. WHAT??? she said,.." Look mom,.. all the signs say idiot" ,..



they said IDOT (indiana dept of transportation,..) ol,.. we still tease her,.... she turns 17 in oct.

OMG, that is too funny! That sounds like a graduation speech in the making from her parents! :-)

[TGT09]

Like my aunt used to say:
"I promise not to believe what they say about home if you promise not to believe what they say about school."

I've heard that somewhere on here before and I completely agree. I just never have a chance to say it to a parent (yet). Ha!

[JJPlaycare]

Back when my daughter was potty training right around 20-24 months she would use the "I have to go potty" to get out of the car! Well we had been shopping all day and it was about bedtime and of course the excuse came out and I was pretty sure she didn't have to go, but thought awww I better stop I don't want to discourage her if she wants to go! Well needless to say, we got in to the gas station and of course she didn't have to go potty, but I had to go number 2! LOL Sorry for the details, it just makes the story!

So I am sitting there and my daughter litterally is jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying "Mommy you did it, you went poopy! It is a big one mommy, it stinks! and on and on and on" HOW EMBARASSING! I was trying my darndest to distract her, but she was ALL about POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT! LOL

I wanted to crawl into a hole and die! Unfortanately I have several embarrassing bathroom stories with both my girls, I guess they make like interesting!!

I am going to share one more quick one though! LOL We were using the restroom while out to dinner and my daughter was right around 2 when another lady in the restroom had diarrhea, well my daughter use to call it "Dia-roo" LOL She was saying in her tiny little, girly concerned voice! "Oh pore lady gots dia-roo mommy, she gots a tummy ache!" I didn't know whether I should bolt out of there and try to beat her out of the restroom or wait until she was done!! I am sure she was equally embarrassed!

[Lilbutterflie]

Back when my daughter was potty training right around 20-24 months she would use the "I have to go potty" to get out of the car! Well we had been shopping all day and it was about bedtime and of course the excuse came out and I was pretty sure she didn't have to go, but thought awww I better stop I don't want to discourage her if she wants to go! Well needless to say, we got in to the gas station and of course she didn't have to go potty, but I had to go number 2! LOL Sorry for the details, it just makes the story!

So I am sitting there and my daughter litterally is jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying "Mommy you did it, you went poopy! It is a big one mommy, it stinks! and on and on and on" HOW EMBARASSING! I was trying my darndest to distract her, but she was ALL about POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT! LOL

I wanted to crawl into a hole and die! Unfortanately I have several embarrassing bathroom stories with both my girls, I guess they make like interesting!!

I am going to share one more quick one though! LOL We were using the restroom while out to dinner and my daughter was right around 2 when another lady in the restroom had diarrhea, well my daughter use to call it "Dia-roo" LOL She was saying in her tiny little, girly concerned voice! "Oh pore lady gots dia-roo mommy, she gots a tummy ache!" I didn't know whether I should bolt out of there and try to beat her out of the restroom or wait until she was done!! I am sure she was equally embarrassed!

That one is hilarious! I love this thread!

Two weeks ago, my 4 yr old dcb made a parrot/bird out of kid k'nex. He brought it to me, so proud of himself, and said "Look! It's my pecker!!" I told him "Good job! But that's a parrot." He replied "No, it's a pecker. It's MY pecker." Well, I let it go and chuckled to myself when he turned around. But ALL DAY LONG he carried this thing around talking about my pecker's doing this, my pecker's doing that, etc...
My 2 yr old ds has a thing lately where if we encounter someone in public that doesn't have a smile on their face or acknowledge him, he thinks they are bad. So, more than once, someone will pass by us at the store with a serious look on their face & my son will point his finger and shout "Mommy, that man is BAD." I could just crawl under a rock!

[MarinaVanessa]

We were just playing at the park when DCB 9yrs stands at the top of the slide and yells out "I'm done for! The end is near! (exsaggerated) Please tell my mom I love her when she comes by to pick up my body... Oh and not to forget to feed Dodger!(his dog)" then goes limp and slides down the slide.

[TGT09]

We were just playing at the park when DCB 9yrs stands at the top of the slide and yells out "I'm done for! The end is near! (exsaggerated) Please tell my mom I love her when she comes by to pick up my body... Oh and not to forget to feed Dodger!(his dog)" then goes limp and slides down the slide.

HAHA Yep, he sounds like he's been hanging out with my SA's! SO dramatic about everything, even playing!

[DCMomOf3]

Does this count? As I was preparing lunch, one of my DCGs started a bid-old antrum and my DS asked her why she was crying. She said between sobs "Quincy made me sit at the table!"

[MommyMuffin]

That one is hilarious! I love this thread!

Two weeks ago, my 4 yr old dcb made a parrot/bird out of kid k'nex. He brought it to me, so proud of himself, and said "Look! It's my pecker!!" I told him "Good job! But that's a parrot." He replied "No, it's a pecker. It's MY pecker." Well, I let it go and chuckled to myself when he turned around. But ALL DAY LONG he carried this thing around talking about my pecker's doing this, my pecker's doing that, etc...
My 2 yr old ds has a thing lately where if we encounter someone in public that doesn't have a smile on their face or acknowledge him, he thinks they are bad. So, more than once, someone will pass by us at the store with a serious look on their face & my son will point his finger and shout "Mommy, that man is BAD." I could just crawl under a rock!

I love this!!! Too funny!::

[Unregistered]

I'm total lurker, but I love this thread, and I had to share. My DS, 5 years old, calls a hook a "hooker". Well, we were at the store, and I had put something in my cart that was in a package that hangs by a little hook. He put it on his finger, and announced, loudly, "Look, Mom. I'm a hooker!" Everyone around me turned to look, SO embarrassing!

[kidkair]

Today we were eating snack when 20month old dcg says "More rabies please." I nearly choked on my raisins I was laughing so hard! Last time we had raisins she called them "ray rays" so the "rabies" was a total shock!

[melskids]

when my daughter was trying to read,.. she would get so angry at the highway people,.. she would say the road workers were mean,... they didnt have manners,.. etc,...finally I asked her,...
she said,.. they go and label all the roads "idiot"

I said,.. WHAT??? she said,.." Look mom,.. all the signs say idiot" ,..



they said IDOT (indiana dept of transportation,..) ol,.. we still tease her,.... she turns 17 in oct.

omg! you know how some businesses use flags that say "open" outside their building? one day the wind was blowing a flag in the wrong direction and my son asked me what "NEPO" meant. will still tease him to this day....when we drive by a business with one of those flags, we'll say "look jon, they are nepo today". he gets soooo mad!!!!

[DreamBig]

I was working in a kindergarten room and one child was upset that her friend had played with someone else at recess and another child came out and said "that's like cheating!"

Also, my mom told me that when I was little we were in a store at the butcher counter where you can see all the meat through the glass. I saw a piece of sausage and said "look mommy, poop!" :: haha, when I think about it now she must have been so embarrassed

[Chickenhauler]

Way back when, before my wife and I were an "item", we were just friends, and her daughter was 4 years old. They came over to visit, and I had a new puppy. Now, at the time, this dog was about the size of a pop can for a body with a walnut for a head.

This dog barked non stop at anything new or different or strange, so when they came to the door, she's yapping her head off.

The 4 year old gets all excited and yells "KITTY!".....all the adults present just went dead silent in utter amazement.

She turned 15 Tuesday, and we still rib her about that one.