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I homeschool my 10-year-old daughter and we had been working on estimation in math. One morning, when I asked her repeat to me the tasks she was supposed to do, she forgot several of them. So I asked her, "Are you sure thats all you're supposed to do today?" She replied, "Well, I was estimating."Proverbs 12:1
A reminder to myself when I resist learning something new.Comment
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ROFL! That is too cute! Love it!Comment
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Conversation went like this:
Me: Time to go potty
Dcg: Why?
Me: Because you haven't been in a while.
Dcg: Awww crap!
Luckily I've never heard her cuss any other time. I laughed when she wasn't looking.Comment
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DCB (barely 2 years old) was sick and his mom was taking him to the doctor. She asked him if he wanted to go to the doctor. He said "yes!" So mom asked, "Do you know what a doctor is?" He said, "Yes. Doctor Monkey. No jumping." She called me immediately because she knew we sing "5 little monkeys jumping on the bed" here.Comment
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I will never forget the time my 13 year old at the age of 5 asked Santa for duck tape!! It goes like this:
Santa: well hello there ----, have you been good this year?
Son: well your probably going to put a little raindeer poop in my stocking, because I have been a little naughty at times!!
Santa:: with a big smile, well I will check my list, in the meantime, what would you lime for Christmas??
Son: I really would love some duck tape.
Santa: duck tape for what??
Son: so I can fix things like Daddy does!!Last edited by Michael; 05-24-2010, 08:05 PM.Comment
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My son was riding with me not that long ago in the PU truck. I listen to a local classic country station, and the Kenny Rogers song "Lucille" came on.
My boy started singing along, and he sang "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, FOUR HUNDRED CHILDREN and a crop in the field".....
All I could think was.....I'd leave too with that many kids!Spouse of a daycare provider....which I guess makes me one too!
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I was printing out some paperwork for a new client, and a 5 year old dcb was standing there watching. The house the daycare is in was my great-grandparents', so it does have a few older touches to it, but they have mostly been updated. Anyway, he looked at me and said, "So, was this school built like...when the dinosaurs were here or something??" I had to bite my tongue so I wouldn't laugh at him!!
Same kid asked me a day or two later who the man on the penny was. I told him "Abraham Lincoln." He said, "Oh, he's dead right?" I told him yes, he asked why, and I told him he got shot a long time ago. Dcb looks at me and looks back at the picture of the penny on the wall. "Then how come they don't have a red dot on his picture where he got shot?? Well...I guess they just can't be for real can they?" HAHAHA I love my job.Comment
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My DH & I learned very quickly not to have "discussions" infront of one dcb, 3 yrs old.
DH & I have a ongoing disagreement regarding his tobacco use. Its gross, unhealthy...blah blah blah. He never listens to me (but thats another kind of forum).
DH told me one day he was running up to the store. I asked if he was going to get his tobacco. I kind of sighed and joking-ly said 'I would rather you cheat on me than put that stuff in your mouth" My DH just shook his head and headed for the door.
DCB whispered to him "Mr Wes...PLEASE dont cheat on Ms Katie!"
Same DCB was on vacation last week. He went to Disney WeirdComment
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So I had to search up this thread because I honestly have been laughing at 3yo dcb all day. I was changing dcg's diaper and he asked where her weiner was. I told him only boys have weiners. He then proceeds to tell me "my dad has a fat weiner"! Ewww not what I wanted to hear kid!
I "almost" told his mom about it (not that I was offended, just that it was hilarious).
ETA: He snuck a peek while I was changing her diaper, I don't typically let them just watch when it's opposite sex.Comment
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So I had to search up this thread because I honestly have been laughing at 3yo dcb all day. I was changing dcg's diaper and he asked where her weiner was. I told him only boys have weiners. He then proceeds to tell me "my dad has a fat weiner"! Ewww not what I wanted to hear kid! I "almost" told his mom about it (not that I was offended, just that it was hilarious).
ETA: He snuck a peek while I was changing her diaper, I don't typically let them just watch when it's opposite sex.
too funny!!! ::
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This is the funniest! I am sure the next time you see the dad you will be chuckling to yourself.So I had to search up this thread because I honestly have been laughing at 3yo dcb all day. I was changing dcg's diaper and he asked where her weiner was. I told him only boys have weiners. He then proceeds to tell me "my dad has a fat weiner"! Ewww not what I wanted to hear kid! I "almost" told his mom about it (not that I was offended, just that it was hilarious).
ETA: He snuck a peek while I was changing her diaper, I don't typically let them just watch when it's opposite sex.
I don't even want to think about what my kids tell other people when I am not around ::
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My paranoia and curiosity always has me wondering what kids tell their parents and other people. This same DCB told me that his mom punched his older brother in the face! LOL No way, didn't even begin to think that was the truth.Comment
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When my daughter was 4, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. We were at the part when Frodo was trying to throw the ring in the mountain of fire and she said "Why he do that!? That's Lorda's Ring!!!"
We still tease her about it to this day.Comment
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