Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

[melskids]

we were singing "5 little ducks" at circle this morning and one little girl was just singing her little heart out....

"and the one little duck with the feather in his crack, he led the others with a quack quack quack"...LOL

[MarinaVanessa]

lmao! That's too funny. Sometimes when I think that nothing can surprise me one of the kids says something that makes my jaw drop.

Kind of like the other day with my own little girl (we're big fans of the show the biggest loser) while I was at a stop light she says "Where their shirts?" (she's 5). "What?" "Where's they're shirts? They don't have their shirts" I look back at her "What are you talking about?" She points to the bustop on our left where two heavy set men are waiting for the bus and says "Those losers (what she calls the people from biggest loser) aren't wearing their shirts with the colors" OMG, thank god we were in the car. I would have died of embarrassment if she'd have said it in front of them.

[TGT09]

I love kid quotes!

[jen]

Aww, that is too funny!!!

We have a teacher who comes in to do a travel themed lesson 2x per month. A couple of weeks ago she told all the kids to close their eyes. Little, dcb says, "why? ya' gonna steal my wallet!"

They crack me up!

[mamajennleigh]

Still LOL!

Melskids, that made my day! I absolutely love kids and their ability to just go with whatever comes to mind! I am still laughing out loud sitting here at my computer - thank goodness they are all sleeping ::

My sister was singing in the car one day and her son told her to be quiet, saying, "Please be quiet mommy, you're driving my nuts".

Another time, they had been listening to the radio while in the car and they passed a Terminex billboard on the highway. Now, if you're not familiar with Terminex's logo, it says, "No bugs, no hassles" and they had heard the commercial on the radio from time to time. So, as they were passing the sign, my sister's little boy says, "Look Mommy! No bugs, no a**holes!"

Yep, he's a hoot.

[QualiTcare]

i was just thinking about this earlier when a little boy was trying to sing that song "paparazzi" and he was saying, "bubba, bubba francine" cus it says papa paparazzi.

i know this one kid who had heard that song "i'm in love with a stripper" and there's a part that says, "i see you winding and grinding up on that pole."

THANK GOD this kid would go around singing, "i see you whining and crying up on the floor."

only a 3 year old could mistake those lyrics.

[Pammie]

Ha!
One of my dcg thinks that the paparazzi song is about someones grandpa named, "PaPa Razzi"!::

[Childminder]

I'm not sure if I posted this here or another forum but 3yr grand-daughter told a dcm that 'My Damma has two black titties and my Dampa has one big tittie.':: (that would be kitties)

I keep a list going on the fridge and put the sayings on it to remember.

Years ago a girl brought me an apple and asked me to take the wrapper (peeling) off. The other day they were eating waffles and talking about the whiskers. I went over thinking they had hairs or something on them. No, it was the syrup threads or as we now call them 'whiskers'. Another little one calls skeletons 'skuckles'.

[fctjc1979]

I have a jar for each one of my daughters that I write funny little things they say and do on little pieces paper and put them in the jar. When they get married, I plan on cracking the jars open, reading a few of them outloud at their reception, and then just giving them the rest.

[QualiTcare]

I have a jar for each one of my daughters that I write funny little things they say and do on little pieces paper and put them in the jar. When they get married, I plan on cracking the jars open, reading a few of them outloud at their reception, and then just giving them the rest.

that's a good idea. i wish i would've written down things my kids have said because they crack me up - and i can't remember most of what they've said.

kind of like the baby book that got filled up until about 6 months old.

i really need to start doing that!

[missnikki]

I have one-
When my daughter was about 3, we were in a store shopping, when I saw a man in a wheelchair who had only one leg. (He was wearing only shorts and was barefoot, too.) My daughter caught sight, and immediately put her hands on her hips, marched over to him, and said loudly, "Hey! You're supposed to have another leg!!" I could have died.

[misol]

I have a jar for each one of my daughters that I write funny little things they say and do on little pieces paper and put them in the jar. When they get married, I plan on cracking the jars open, reading a few of them outloud at their reception, and then just giving them the rest.

OMG this is such a great idea! I'm stealing it.

[mamajennleigh]

Another one. . .

Once when my oldest son, now 17, was about 3 or so, we went to a local diner for lunch with my husband. We were just being seated at the table and my son yells out, "Look mommy, it's a pirate! A pirate!" so loudly the entire place could hear him. I turned around and looked behind me and there was a man with an eye patch. I wanted to crawl under the table.

[MarinaVanessa]

I have one-
When my daughter was about 3, we were in a store shopping, when I saw a man in a wheelchair who had only one leg. (He was wearing only shorts and was barefoot, too.) My daughter caught sight, and immediately put her hands on her hips, marched over to him, and said loudly, "Hey! You're supposed to have another leg!!" I could have died.

OMG!! I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard ::

[melskids]

here's some more....

one day when my sister was little, we were in the car going somewhere, and an older gentleman cut my mother off. pardon my language , but she yelled "you got some brass balls grandpa!"

a few weeks later when we went to visit my grandparents, sure enough my little sister asked grandpa if he had brass balls too...


one day we were discussing the toothfairy and one little boy kept arguing that adult teeth fall out too. i said "A, adult teeth DO NOT come out"

he said..."sure they do....gramma takes hers out every night"::


one night we were watching survivor and in the beginning credits they were showing the natives of the island rowing in a canoe and chanting some song in their native language. my smart aleck son says "i know what song their singing......row row row the boat"

i could go on forever...