Weird Things I Have Found Myself Saying

[daycare]

No son Popsicles is not another word for testicles.... Lol. That was a crazy conversation!

[familyschoolcare]

If you are going to stand on your head do it on the carpet

[sahm2three]

Please don't cough into your foot, use your arm instead. ugh

[laundrymom]

we do NOT bite anyones toenails!!!

especially MINE!!!

[Blackcat31]

"Nicholas, get your head out of the oven!"

Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....::::

[daycare]

"Nicholas, get your head out of the oven!"

Playing with the kitchen center and seeing how much of his head will fit....::::

......ahhahah thats super funny

[Unregistered]

This is a great thread!

I've had to say many things that I never thought I'd have to say.

"Could you please not lick my arm?"
"Could you please not lick the wall?". There are too many things to list when it comes to licking!
"I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to marry your dad when you grow up."
"You don't have to look for her penis, buddy. She's a girl, she never had a penis.". That was extra special because he insisted on looking for it anyway. He searched for the baby's missing penis for about 20 minutes!
"I'm sure that your dad's poop is big.". The dcg told me this because she was telling me all about her dad's pooping problems.

[Sugar Magnolia]

We were just talking about this!

- We don't eat the mulch.
- Please don't lick the deck
- Please don't lick the book
- Please don't pick your friends nose (which was followed by me yelling "OMG, please DONT eat his buger!")

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose!

[Kim]

This week I've said...

"stop swinging on the pole" (My playroom is downstairs and it has a pole with a soft covering wrapped around it and the kids are always swinging around on it. I say this about a dozen times a day.)

"No we don't watch the Real World at my house" (said by a 3 yr old! )

"Do not sit on the baby"

"Stop licking your hand, toy, table, etc. any word could really be inserted and it would hold true."

"Stop smelling the baby's bottom"

[familyschoolcare]

Just said ...


Me: DCB do not put your foot on your head.

DCB: But I want to.

Me: DCB stop putting your foot on your head.

DCB: It is funny see my bottom.

MeCB nobody wants to see you bottom.

[KEG123]

Didn't read through the post but these are the ones I have caught myself saying recently...

"A, we do NOT put balls in our mouth!!"

"I said NO banging!"

[harperluu]

My personal favorite:

Stop swinging the Pteranodon by the tail. Someone could get hurt.

And a little faux pas on my part at my son's soccer game this weekend. As parents we typically yell encouraging things to the boys as they play. Things like Go Tigers, and Ruuuuun!!! Sometimes we encourage them by telling them to mark up on an the opposing team's players by yelling Find a Yellow Shirt! or Mark Up! This is all meant to be helpful and encouraging.

During an exciting, action-packed moment of the game, I yell...Find a Black Guy and Stand By Him. Of course the opposing team were wearing black jersey's, everyone had a good laugh, and I felt like an idiot!

[2ndFamilyDC]

this is a funny thread. ::::

[dave4him]

So very funny.... i know i say a few crazy things daily...

"Stop bouncing your sister."
"Get out of the toilet."
"dont eat your sisters homework"