Weird Things I Have Found Myself Saying

[godiva83]

'L' you need to get off 'A' she is not a horse!
Followed by 'A' " saying am to a horse- see Neigh
We don't lick our friends no matter how much you love them
We don't eat with our feet
NO!! Don't flush THAT (now I have a locking toilet lid)
Please stop playing with yourself- We do that in private, either at home in your bedroom or bathroom but not during circle !

[melskids]

just this morning.........

"Mr. S...spit out that dog food right now. no, you are not my new dog!"

[littlemissmuffet]

" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"

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That's the best thing I have heard in a looooong time!

[NiNi.R.]

the two off the top of my head....


"do not flick your buggar on her plate"::

and

" no, i do not have a hairy weiner like your daddy"

OMG this made me laugh soooo hard::

This reminds me of a little boy I used to watch:

DCB "My daddy says my mommy has BIG ol' boobies!"
me "Ok. But let's not talk about boobies at daycare."
DCB "Ok. But my daddy is right they are really big. They are bigger than yours."

DCM about died when I told her this!

[sahm2three]

Here's one I just said this morning:

"We don't pick our nose with our toes!"

Oy!

[Auntie]

I never thought I would be saying this.

Stop licking the bottom of your shoe.

[Gigi]

And I thought I was alone!

"Please don't eat your booger"
"That's glue, it's not butter - don't eat it"
"Don't lick the cat!"
"NO, you MAY NOT touch my boobies."

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[Kaddidle Care]

"Please stop chewing your toenails" (Bluh!)

"Hands OUT your pants"

"Hands off your wink, it's not going anywhere" (Sigh... BOYS!)

[sassysue]

The baby had a shirt on with embroidered cupcakes,one on her pants too(right on her bottom) I found myself saying"Please don't eat the cupcake off the babies botttom" several times to her sister.I guess she thought they might taste yummy!
Please don't lick the slide
Let's not put our socks in our mouth
Underwear goes on our bottom,not our head.
No you may not hit your sister,even if you asked nicely.
No,you may not eat only ranch dressing and no salad.
We had 10 sguiggly eyes for our craft,now we only have eight.They are up your nose? Oh dear! We do not put squiggly eyes or anything up our nose!::

[christinaskids]

Oh one day my husband ate my night kids leftover pizza and the one little girl comes up to me in all seriousness and asks "christina, why did you marry dave, hims gross" haha she was a little confused when i busted out laughing.

[jojosmommy]

I say regularly,
"No we don't blow water into the toilet." :confused:???? why do they do this?

[Childminder]

These are ::! A LOT of lickers.

One that came to me. G... stop licking your nose! Yep, his tongue is that long.

[familyschoolcare]

Stop telling your brother you are his girlfriend and you want to kiss him

Nobody here has a girlfriend and no kissing in daycare even if it is your brother

No more using the words girlfriend or kissing in daycare

[Hunni Bee]

Strange conversation...

Me: We don't pull up our clothes. We don't need to see each other's bodies (to child flashing his chest).

4 year old boy: We only show our stomachs when we put on our swimming trunks and go to the pool, right, Ms. ____?

Me: Yes.

4yob: And that's when the girls put on their bathing suits and show people their backsides, right?

Me. Wha...no, their backsides don't show. They just wear a bathing suit and swim in the pool, just like you.

4yob: Well, (5 yo sister) showed me her backside at home...

Me: She probably didn't....Hey, let's go play!!

[sharlan]

Stop! You may not eat your cousin's shirt if he won't share his popcorn. (Especially if the said cousin is wearing his shirt.