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  • Blackcat31
    • Oct 2010
    • 36124

    Originally posted by galaxy
    3 yo holds up yellow crayon and declare "this is joy!"
    So sweet!

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    • Josiegirl
      Daycare.com Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 10834

      Originally posted by DaveA
      Yesterday afternoon school agers are at the table working on homework. DCG looks up and asks me "How many states were there when you were in school?" Told her 50 and asked her how old did she think I was (42 BTW). Her response- "I don't know. Maybe 70?" The other chimes in "Oh come on! He's old but not THAT old!" Thanks you two. I'll go get my walker and my ensure now.
      Haha! I love doing those questionnaire thingies for Father's or Mother's Days and asking the dcks questions like how tall or how old is your dad. The answers always make me chuckle.
      I still remember the day I was talking about my own son to some of the school aged kids and a dcb remarked 'he's the same age as my MOM!' Yes, I could be your grandmother.
      This oughta make you feel better....I've been asked if dinosaurs lived when I was a kid. On the other side of the coin, they were all aghast when I told them I remembered the first time I watched a colored TV. Kids are cute.

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      • DaveA
        Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
        • Jul 2014
        • 4245

        Originally posted by Josiegirl
        Haha! I love doing those questionnaire thingies for Father's or Mother's Days and asking the dcks questions like how tall or how old is your dad. The answers always make me chuckle.
        I still remember the day I was talking about my own son to some of the school aged kids and a dcb remarked 'he's the same age as my MOM!' Yes, I could be your grandmother.
        This oughta make you feel better....I've been asked if dinosaurs lived when I was a kid. On the other side of the coin, they were all aghast when I told them I remembered the first time I watched a colored TV. Kids are cute.
        I was the last of a big family and my folks were from a rural area, so their stories just confounded my nieces, nephews and the DCKs when she had the center. My mom (small town) remembers the first TV in the neighborhood. They would push it up to the front window of the house and neighbors would set out on the front lawn to watch it. My dad (farm) remembered getting electricity, a phone, running water, first car, first tractor, and the year they stopped letting kids ride horses to school. The kids' reactions to those stories were priceless. ::

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        • Controlled Chaos
          Daycare.com Member
          • Jun 2014
          • 2108

          I am a big Cubs fan. I wear my Cubs hat nearly everyday they have a game. Parents are always chatting baseball with me at pickup.

          Today a DCD drops off DCG in a Giants jersey. We have some playful banter (Cubs play Giants tonight) and he leaves.

          I have DCG hold an empty cup and get a pic of her pretending to spill something on herself. I texted it to the Dad with the caption "Oh no she spilled!"
          Then I put my son's Cubs hat on her and my daughter's team shirt on her and take a picture in the Cubs gear giving a double thumbs up, and texted "There, that's better!"

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          • Leigh
            Daycare.com Member
            • Apr 2013
            • 3814

            I have been on the go since my last daycare kid left yesterday. I started shampooing carpets as soon as the door shut, and I went until 11:30 PM. I got up at 8, and got back to work. Did laundry, cleaned the kitchen, tidied the bathroom, then I went shopping (not the fun kind). I ran to several stores, spent a long time in each, and spent $1000 more than I intended to when I left the house (stuff for the house, groceries, and some impulse Christmas gifts that were 75% off!). I walk in the house, exhausted, with Subway (I am not cooking tonight!), and think about what a wasted day it was (and a hectic one, too). Throw my purse on the counter and I hear "that was easy!". It landed on my son's easy button. I started laughing out loud-It's all about how you take it, I guess. My day didn't seem so bad after hearing that. LOL. Maybe I should keep that button on the counter all the time.

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            • Mike
              starting daycare someday
              • Jan 2014
              • 2507

              Originally posted by Leigh
              I have been on the go since my last daycare kid left yesterday. I started shampooing carpets as soon as the door shut, and I went until 11:30 PM. I got up at 8, and got back to work. Did laundry, cleaned the kitchen, tidied the bathroom, then I went shopping (not the fun kind). I ran to several stores, spent a long time in each, and spent $1000 more than I intended to when I left the house (stuff for the house, groceries, and some impulse Christmas gifts that were 75% off!). I walk in the house, exhausted, with Subway (I am not cooking tonight!), and think about what a wasted day it was (and a hectic one, too). Throw my purse on the counter and I hear "that was easy!". It landed on my son's easy button. I started laughing out loud-It's all about how you take it, I guess. My day didn't seem so bad after hearing that. LOL. Maybe I should keep that button on the counter all the time.
              I should get myself one of those buttons. ::
              Children are little angels, even when they are little devils.
              They are also our future.

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              • Leigh
                Daycare.com Member
                • Apr 2013
                • 3814

                Originally posted by Mike
                I should get myself one of those buttons. ::
                Totally should! The kids LOVE that thing, too!

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                • Mike
                  starting daycare someday
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 2507

                  Originally posted by Leigh
                  Totally should! The kids LOVE that thing, too!
                  I never thought of that. If it takes a bit of pushing to get kids to do something, push that button after they are done. :: I'm getting one next time I'm at Staples.
                  Children are little angels, even when they are little devils.
                  They are also our future.

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                  • Josiegirl
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 10834

                    Originally posted by Leigh
                    Totally should! The kids LOVE that thing, too!
                    Hahaha! I gave my dd a button that said Ain't Gonna Happen. It was totally her.

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                    • DaveA
                      Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 4245

                      Had my sub in for a couple hours to take DD to doctor. Apparently it was an opportunity to try to see what we can get away with When I asked the oldest why they thought to didn't have to listen to Ms ......., she told me "We tried to be good. Kind of."

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                      • Leigh
                        Daycare.com Member
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 3814

                        Originally posted by Josiegirl
                        Hahaha! I gave my dd a button that said Ain't Gonna Happen. It was totally her.
                        I need THAT one!

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                        • Baby Beluga
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 3891

                          Mom of DCG always does very detailed hair designs with DCG's hair. Mom is out of town on business and Dad is in charge for the next few days. DCG showed up with a rats nest on her head and a half tangled pony in her hair. It gave me quite the chuckle

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                          • Pepperth
                            Daycare.com Member
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 682

                            Dcb informed me that he will be a punk for Halloween, which is "half a pumpkin riding a bike." ::

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                            • DaveA
                              Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 4245

                              DS's school is doing a "drug free" spirit week next week complete with themed dress up days. As I was on the computer waiting for DCKs he comes up and says "I need to dress like the elderly Monday. Can I borrow some of your clothes?" As I turned around he goes "Wait- that came out wrong!" So far this month DCG and my own kid have basically said I'm really old. Guess I'm not looking too spry at the moment. ::

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                              • Rockgirl
                                Daycare.com Member
                                • May 2013
                                • 2204

                                As I was finishing making lunch, I announced it was cleanup time. I heard dcb3 say to another child, "I'm picking this up! Would you like it if someone cleaned up YOUR mess?.......Then don't do it to me!!"

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