The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Cat Herder]

DCG4 to UPS guy through playground fence: "Wanna know a secret? Mrs. Cat Herder gave me cat food an' it tastes like oatmeal cookies. That's silly."

UPS guy: "Um, okay. Have a great afternoon!"

My inspection will most likely begin in 5....4....3...::

FTR, we had cracklin' oat bran, sliced strawberries and vanilla yogurt for morning snack. Not cat food. ::

[mamamanda]

DCG4 to UPS guy through playground fence: "Wanna know a secret? Mrs. Cat Herder gave me cat food an' it tastes like oatmeal cookies. That's silly."

UPS guy: "Um, okay. Have a great afternoon!"

My inspection will most likely begin in 5....4....3...::

FTR, we had cracklin' oat bran, sliced strawberries and vanilla yogurt for morning snack. Not cat food. ::

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[TheMisplacedMidwestMom]

Playing The Floor is Lava, my dd4 thinks we're playing the floor is LLAMA. "Oh no, I stepped on the llama!"

[mamamanda]

This morning dcb 2 told me that Santa put a cookie in his eye. I acted like I was so shocked & amazed & said, "A cookie in your eye?" So he uses his little finger to lift his eyelid & in a slow, serious voice says, "Look at this." ::

[mamamanda]

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Playing The Floor is Lava, my dd4 thinks we're playing the floor is LLAMA. "Oh no, I stepped on the llama!"

[DaveA]

2 DCGs- 6 months apart, nonrelated, families aren't friends.

Both just showed up wearing the exact same outfit down to the shoes. ::

[Jupadia]

My son did this a couple years ago with one of the dkb Same shorts with weirdbzurf boarding dogs (of all things) and same blue polo shirt. It was so weird.

[Mom2Two]

Yesterday the dc kids were playing a game of zombies, and I had to laugh as I listened to them, because all the zombies were apparently from Canada. Apparently they believe that Canada is where all the zombies live and that Canada is full of zombies. ::

But on the bright side, it put me in the mood to watch World War Z with DH again last night. The movie is full of zombies and the family do end up in Canada--where they are safe from zombies. ::

[LysesKids]

Little Miss was so excited...

That when mom walked in 15 minutes earlier, she ran to the shoe box, opened it to get her shoes & dived in, right in front of mom mind you... she is only 17 months. Head first & couldn't get back up right without help; mom & I were laughing hysterically because this is a first. As Mom said, it's a new story to tell Dad when they get home. Mom said I can imagine what you go thru with all 4 being so young; YEP, never ending antics (my other 3 are younger )

[Second Home]

Some may remember my difficult dcm ( money order weirdness) that terminated care last June because they were moving yet still live down the street . Well she called yesterday to see if I would like to take her infant .

Um ....... no.
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[Blackcat31]

Some may remember my difficult dcm ( money order weirdness) that terminated care last June because they were moving yet still live down the street . Well she called yesterday to see if I would like to take her infant .

Um ....... no.
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What ever happened with the money order stuff?

Did you ever get to the bottom of her evolving stories about the weird amounts?

[Second Home]

What ever happened with the money order stuff?

Did you ever get to the bottom of her evolving stories about the weird amounts?

Not really she got fired from the bank .

[Blackcat31]

Not really she got fired from the bank .

Yikes! I am assuming her method of payment to you changed when her job changed?

I can't imagine what she had going on was on the up and up... it was just too weird.

[Second Home]

Yikes! I am assuming her method of payment to you changed when her job changed?

I can't imagine what she had going on was on the up and up... it was just too weird.

Before they left I changed my contract to cash and personal check only , she wrote in money orders on the contract :: . I told her no more money orders cash or check only and she lost it . She started yelling at me while outside waiting for the bus .

[Josiegirl]

4 yo dcg had a new tear in her winter jacket so I asked her how she got it.
DCG "I went to the zoo and there was this jaguar who took a bite out of it".
Me Well, you're lucky he didn't bite your nose(looking very dramatic and aghast)
dcg Well, he was a friendly jaguar so he only bit my coat.
Me What color was he?
Dcg Pink with black dots.
She was as serious in her replies as she could be.