The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

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  • Cat Herder
    Advanced Daycare.com Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 13744

    That *one friend made me spew coffee this morning. It is like he knows childcare. ::::::
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    • Josiegirl
      Daycare.com Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 10834

      Originally posted by Cat Herder
      That *one friend made me spew coffee this morning. It is like he knows childcare. ::::::
      OMG :: Took me a second but funny as he!!.

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      • Blackcat31
        • Oct 2010
        • 36124

        Itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs snowing here...

        My 4 yr old DCG says รขโ‚ฌล“I wish snowflakes were glitter. So when itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs a snowstorm it will be pretty and sparkly!รขโ‚ฌย :: lovethis

        I think itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs a brilliant idea!

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        • DaveA
          Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
          • Jul 2014
          • 4245

          Originally posted by Blackcat31
          Itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs snowing here...

          My 4 yr old DCG says รขโ‚ฌล“I wish snowflakes were glitter. So when itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs a snowstorm it will be pretty and sparkly!รขโ‚ฌย :: lovethis

          I think itรขโ‚ฌโ„ขs a brilliant idea!
          And you thought shoveling snow was annoying before ::

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          • DaveA
            Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
            • Jul 2014
            • 4245

            Remember the old "Mom Curse" I hope you have a child who acts just like you? Since my Mom was my first center director I guess that carries to my professional life. DCB4 doesn't try to be rude or mean- just says the first thing that pops in his head. He was upset that another child took the toy he was playing with. I tell him "Don't just be sad. Tell x why you are sad." His response was to look at the kid and says "You're a butthead and that makes me sad!" Hard to be all "teacher-y" when you can't breathe because you're trying not to bust out laughing. ::

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            • Annalee
              Daycare.com Member
              • Jul 2012
              • 5864

              Originally posted by DaveA
              Remember the old "Mom Curse" I hope you have a child who acts just like you? Since my Mom was my first center director I guess that carries to my professional life. DCB4 doesn't try to be rude or mean- just says the first thing that pops in his head. He was upset that another child took the toy he was playing with. I tell him "Don't just be sad. Tell x why you are sad." His response was to look at the kid and says "You're a butthead and that makes me sad!" Hard to be all "teacher-y" when you can't breathe because you're trying not to bust out laughing. ::
              ::I had a dcg4 in the past to call another child a "butthead"....I told her that wasn't a very nice thing to say and she replied "but she IS a butthead". and I couldn't hold my laughter either! ::

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              • daycarediva
                Daycare.com Member
                • Jul 2012
                • 11698

                Dcb has been out all week with his teacher Mom, she is doing a day of planning before returning to work.

                He comes in and the FIRST thing out of his mouth is

                "It's still fu**ing Easter in here. Oh **** I sorry! Oh I said **** I SORRY!"

                omg. DIED LAUGHING. Dcm was mortified.

                He NEVER has bad language here, but I dooooo think it's allowed at home.

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                • alyssahenderson
                  Daycare.com Member
                  • Apr 2018
                  • 24

                  My 8 years old daughter is very silly, I'm laughing too hard when she told me she's worried she might not have a boyfriend when she gets older.

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                  • ErnestFlores
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Aug 2017
                    • 8

                    I had a kindergartner say that I looked really young ::

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                    • Josiegirl
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 10834

                      Twin dcgs, almost 4 yo, sitting at the lunch table as they were finishing up
                      #1 says My lips are sore.
                      #2 says My eyelashes are tired.
                      Kids are silly.::

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                      • Blackcat31
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 36124

                        Two 2 ,5 yr old DCB's standing by the window.....watching a bunny outside...

                        DCB#1 says "Look! The Easter bunny!" and points

                        DCB #2 says "That not the Easter bunny, that's the pizza bunny!"

                        ?? :: ?? ::

                        Um, okay... Friday is usually pizza day here but I didn't know we had a Pizza Bunny! Yay! I'll take the pizza bunny over the Easter Bunny any day! happyface ::

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                        • TheMisplacedMidwestMom
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • Sep 2016
                          • 728

                          It was dcb's first day back after being sent home with a stomach bug that involved some explosive diapers.
                          Dcm: Yea! I see you haven't had to change clothes today.
                          Me: Well, no I haven't.
                          Dcm: :confused:
                          Me: Ohhhh, you probably talking to the baby. ::

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                          • Cat Herder
                            Advanced Daycare.com Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 13744

                            DCG3: "Whatcha making Mrs. Cat Herder?"

                            Me: "Turkey Spaghetti."

                            DCG3: "(Dramatic gasp) For us??? " Covers mouth with both hands as if surprised.

                            Me: "Yes, of course..."

                            DCG3: "Well, arent you a sweetie!!! We looooove turkey 'sgetti. (Twirls with arms in air) Yay! Yay!"

                            Me: "I am so glad to hear that, Thank you. It will be ready very soon."

                            DCG3: "Mrs. Cat Herder, what's for lunch though?"

                            - Unless otherwise stated, all my posts are personal opinion and worth what you paid for them.

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                            • YaniraS
                              Daycare.com Member
                              • May 2018
                              • 1

                              What a Hoot!

                              My two year old already know's that if I tell her know she turns to her grandma and gets what she wants ::
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                              • Josiegirl
                                Daycare.com Member
                                • Jun 2013
                                • 10834

                                Not making me laugh but putting a smile on my face. My toddler is in the crib, laid down an hour ago, should by all rights be exhausted but is humming Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
                                Later this afternoon should prove interesting.

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