The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

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  • kidkair
    Celebrating Daily!
    • Aug 2010
    • 673

    The absolutely wonderful snow that came today! I laughed and danced and played in it with the kids. It was amazing!
    Celebrate! ::

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    • Sunchimes
      Daycare.com Member
      • Nov 2011
      • 1847

      These didn't happen today, because I have the miraculous mid-week day off.happyface But they are funny and since I have nothing to do today but cleaning, sanitizing, taxes, laundry, and cooking, I'll write them.

      I have this baby toy that plays music while the Pooh characters scroll across the screen. Since dcg#1 was an infant, I've identified the characters and made Piglet sounds and Pooh sentences and buzzy bee noises. When Tigger shows up, I tell them that Tigger bounces, and I make bouncy movements. (Thank goodness you guys understand-I couldn't admit that to just anyone!) Now, they all know the characters and what they do-they make buzzy noises and quack and squeak at the characters. If I'm playing with one of the kids, when I say "Here comes Tigger" the other kids playing around the room will pause and bounce for a second then go back to what they are doing.

      I like the idea of teaching the kids an instance response when I say Stop, in case of emergency. I really haven't purposely done much about it, but it seems they have learned it anyway. I have 2 day care cats (another whole post!). Now and then, being cats, they do things they shouldn't-the current favorite being scratching the pnp. I saw one starting to claw and yelled "Stop that". I noticed that as soon as I said "Stop", all 3 girls froze. This is a good thing. But, I don't want to wear it out, so I have to remember to say, "Cat, stop that."

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      • Sunchimes
        Daycare.com Member
        • Nov 2011
        • 1847

        When things get too quiet around here and everyone is sort of lethargic, I put on some good old 50's rock n roll. Real fun is watching a toddler trying to do Hand Jive with you.

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        • Countrygal
          Advanced Daycare.com Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 976

          OK, it really wasn't that funny, but I have two kids who don't like MARSHMALLOWS!!!! I have to chuckle every time I think about it. It's like one of our favorite unhealthy snacks!

          There goes making our own, I guess.....

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          • karen
            Daycare.com Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 114

            Today I couldn't take the kids out so I took out balls...I have a small ball pool for the days that we can't go out it's filled with those plastic colored balls. The kids were having fun throwing and catching the balls but as we know things can quickly get out of control so it did they started running around and jumping on each other...So I yell "That's it everyone sit down on the carpet and play with your balls" I can only imagine what the neighbors must think or if someone happened to be walking by my house at that time. Oh yes let me not forget the best detail of all somehow I have ended up with 6 boys!!!!!!!

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            • sahm2three
              Daycare.com Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 1104

              One of my little dcb's who is almost 2 has started saying, "Awwwww man!" and when he does it, his face is perfect and he almost has a southern drawl. SO STINKING CUTE!!!! I just love him! lovethis

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              • AmyLeigh
                Daycare.com Member
                • Oct 2011
                • 868

                Have new drop in today, laying down in a semi-dark room, trying to nap. The older boys were playing, making too much noise, so I told them that the next one who makes noise was going to have to lay down like J was. They all said, OK, and went and laid down!! So much for being too old to nap, huh?

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                • jojosmommy
                  Advanced Daycare.com Member
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 1103

                  Camel-lope

                  I made butternut squash today for lunch and my pickiest eater said "oh yum camel-lope (cantelope)". Dcg shoves it in her mouth. "OMG, why did you cook the camel-lope?!?" Dcb quickly responds "who cares you weren't going to eat it anyway!" ::

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                  • SilverSabre25
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 7585

                    Me, after being told by DCG that DCB had hit her with a block: "DCB, DCG says that you hit her with a block."

                    DCB: indignantly, "But....but I hit her with the drum, not the block!"

                    He was then surprised when he got in trouble.

                    Goober.
                    Hee hee! Look, I have a signature!

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                    • Countrygal
                      Advanced Daycare.com Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 976

                      Just finished baking the banana bread we are giving for Valentine's gift:

                      GS: Grandma, where is my gum?????



                      Maybe we'll SLICE the bread before we give it out.......

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                      • Country Kids
                        Nature Lover
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 5051

                        Ok this is from my own son!

                        Mom, why doesn't igloo's melt when the eskimos build a fire in them?
                        Me-well, there is usually a whole in the top but it probably get hot so I'm not sure why it doesn't melt. Thinking to myself, now I have to look it up because its going to kill me till I get the answer!

                        Then-Mom I just saw a picture on the computor of a baby husky. Next to it was the caption-I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky-::::::

                        By the way my son is 15 and he always has been so curious of the outdoors. I'm sure if we had snow we would be building a igloo and testing the fire theory.

                        He must have known it was going to be a tough day because he brought a smile to my face both times-
                        Each day is a fresh start
                        Never look back on regrets
                        Live life to the fullest
                        We only get one shot at this!!

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                        • Countrygal
                          Advanced Daycare.com Member
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 976

                          Originally posted by jojosmommy
                          I made butternut squash today for lunch and my pickiest eater said "oh yum camel-lope (cantelope)". Dcg shoves it in her mouth. "OMG, why did you cook the camel-lope?!?" Dcb quickly responds "who cares you weren't going to eat it anyway!" ::
                          Tooooo Funnnnnnyyyyyy!

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                          • GretasLittleFriends
                            Daycare.com Member
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 934

                            DCB will be 4 in less than a month. Shortly after drop-off today he looks at me and says: "I'm gonna have a girl baby soon in mommy's tummy. Her name is gonna be Rollie because I like that name."

                            Part of me wonders if he knows something I don't. :confused:

                            The younger brother will be a year in a little over a month. I know mom wants a girl, but I think she'd tell me if there was news. She told me right after she found out with #2 because she was so excited and couldn't keep a secret.
                            Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.

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                            • AmyLeigh
                              Daycare.com Member
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 868

                              I have one dcb who says the funniest things. Last week he told me dh and I need a night away from the kids. Cracked me up. Today he gets on a swing and asks, does this make my butt look big?
                              He always makes us laugh.

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                              • sahm2three
                                Daycare.com Member
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1104

                                We had one of our littles diagnosed with RSV, so I spent all night sanitizing everything thoroughly again, and put some of the little toys away. We got a couple new toys, one being a big playhouse (not huge, but for the littles it is pretty big, one of those plastic playskool ones), and when the kids came in they were so excited! They were squealing and laughing. Then, one of the little dcb's came over to me and hugged me and said, "Thank you! You really love us! I love you too!" lovethis Days like this make me love my job! lovethis

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