The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Josiegirl]

Dcb/3 (potty training) now takes off his diaper and doesn't tell anyone. He slides it out of his pants. Parents told me as a heads up. Well he did it in the car on the way here and didn't tell anyone. He peed in his chair at breakfast. Mom just sent me a text that she found a diaper STUFFED in her PURSE and asked if dcb had one on when he got here.

I'm dying. She pulled it out in a meeting. ::

HAHAHA That's a good one!

[Mike]

Dcb/3 (potty training) now takes off his diaper and doesn't tell anyone. He slides it out of his pants. Parents told me as a heads up. Well he did it in the car on the way here and didn't tell anyone. He peed in his chair at breakfast. Mom just sent me a text that she found a diaper STUFFED in her PURSE and asked if dcb had one on when he got here.

I'm dying. She pulled it out in a meeting. ::

smart kid ::

life's most embarrassing moments

[Mom2Two]

Daycare kids are staging a coup here. I haven't taken them outside yet (it's 2:30 pm) and they are ganging up and putting pressure on me. They're making up all kinds of nonsense about why we need to go out NOW. It's making me laugh.

P. S. As soon as we do a bit more K readiness we'll head out, promise!

[Cat Herder]

DCK's down for nap; passively listening to to crime show on tv while reading.

Show says something like "wife was trying to lose weight and husband kept buying junk food to dissuade her"; I shoot DH the look, he laughs and said "That cake is mine, forget about it."

Show goes to to say "wife having affair and left with kids"; DH gives me the look, I laugh and say "Fine, pass the cake."

Show goes on to say "husband murdered wife" DH and I laugh because we just ate cake together for lunch, instead. Sometimes it is the little things, dieting is over-rated anyway.

[Leigh]

DCK's down for nap; passively listening to to crime show on tv while reading.

Show says something like "wife was trying to lose weight and husband kept buying junk food to dissuade her"; I shoot DH the look, he laughs and said "That cake is mine, forget about it."

Show goes to to say "wife having affair and left with kids"; DH gives me the look, I laugh and say "Fine, pass the cake."

Show goes on to say "husband murdered wife" DH and I laugh because we just ate cake together for lunch, instead. Sometimes it is the little things, dieting is over-rated anyway.

:: Love this!

[Blackcat31]

:: Love this!

Me too!

Plus anything involving cake?! I'm in!!!!

[DaveA]

I forgot I had let the birds out this morning before taking the kids outside this afternoon. She wasn't about to get out of the cart the kid the wanted.

[Cat Herder]

Laughing at myself. Just finished prep for my HUGE lasagne, all that is left is assembly, cheese and baking. I go into my cabinet and my lasagne pan is GONE.

I begin to panic then remember that I sent it with my DD when she moved to her first apartment. It was the one she learned to make lasagne in, so it made sense at the time... ::::

Ack, I have NOTHING big enough to make this in, today. Guess I will have to use several 9x9 inch pans instead. This is going to take FOREVER. Funny how easy it is to throw off my groove. So amazon, here I come..

[Unregistered]

I didn't recognize a parent today, second guessed who they were, but no, it was a mom... who had just gotten botox in her lips!

[Pestle]

I didn't recognize a parent today, second guessed who they were, but no, it was a mom... who had just gotten botox in her lips!

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First Wives Club? "Science FICTION young."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6u9EGhLHuE

[Jupadia]

I tricked my own kid 4 years old into eating eggs and mushrooms. Since the age of 2 he won't eat eggs except for in french toast or truly cooked into a meal. Today for lunch and last night for dinner he ate quiche. With no complaints.

Now the question is when to break it to him that he is eating eggs.

[Josiegirl]

I tricked my own kid 4 years old into eating eggs and mushrooms. Since the age of 2 he won't eat eggs except for in french toast or truly cooked into a meal. Today for lunch and last night for dinner he ate quiche. With no complaints.

Now the question is when to break it to him that he is eating eggs.

Haha I can understand tricking a kid into eating eggs but were the mushrooms a trick too?? I haven't met many kids at all who will eat mushrooms. Even trying to trick them.

[CeriBear]

We have a rule on our playground that the children must go down the slide on their bottoms. One day a DCB kept going down on his stomach despite being told no by me and another teacher. Finally I went to to him and told him that he needed to go down on his bottom because it was the safe way. This 4 year old looked me right in the eye and said "but going down on tummy is the fun way. " Of course, I had to tell him he couldn't play on the slide anymore that day for not listening to his teachers but the innocent way in which he said it made me smile.

[Jupadia]

Haha I can understand tricking a kid into eating eggs but were the mushrooms a trick too?? I haven't met many kids at all who will eat mushrooms. Even trying to trick them.

No the mushrooms were cut up nice and big he just needed uo eating them.

[Blackcat31]

Only in Minnesota.....

I was standing near the cubby/coat room this morning chatting with a parent at drop off.

Suddenly a big shadow appears and a huge clunk is heard/felt on the side of the house.....

Apparently a ruffled grouse flew into the house. They are wood/forest creatures and are rarely spotted in town. Not sure where he was going as they are ground dwelling birds and seldom fly......they are much like chickens.

Anyways, the bird hits the house and wanders around the other side looking pretty dazed and confused. DCM and I are watching it as another parent (DCD) comes to drop off.... Just as we are explaining what we are doing, the bird ****s it's head to one side and sort of flops over belly up and dies.

DCD asks for a plastic bag. I find him one, grateful I do not have to figure out how to dispose of this bird before outside time.

20 minutes later I get a text from DCD:

"Thanks for the grouse! I bet it's the first time one has been de-feathered and cleaned in the bank parking lot before! Thanks for dinner! Looking forward to a deer hitting your house next!" :: ::