The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[lovemydaycare0912]

They wouldn't be seeing me until Thursday at the earliest.

I exclude for 48 hours after shots.

I don't have that rule and am afraid I'll understand why one day.

[valleygirl]

I was doing a rhyme with the kids while waiting for others to finish going to the bathroom before going out to play. It goes like this: "A duck, a duck, a little duck with a wing..." It goes through wings, feet, bum, head and beak. Well, I'm skipping the bum part now because last time an angelic looking little girl with strawberry-blonde curls framing her face went on to say, "A little duck with a penis!"

[DaveA]

This would be a vent if it wasn't so darn funny. My wife cannot figure out baby gates. I go to put up the gate in the hallway (which she opened yesterday evening) this morning and it's off track and the latch is popped. I don't get it- she has broken at least 4 in the last couple years, and I can't count the number of times I've had to fix the ones we have. She works inside the human body all day and THIS is too complex??????? Just leaves me shaking my head sometimes. :confused:

[lovemydaycare0912]

The family I termed thought they were doing me an injustice by not returning for their last 2 weeks. Too bad I filled the spot already and have been doing just marvelous without them. Joke was on them.

[Controlled Chaos]

I jokingly called dd(2) a grumpy butt and now she won't stop calling me "grumpy 'gina"

[Blackcat31]

I actually just read this statement by a provider:

"I run a listed home daycare and was looking into getting licensed or certified but it seems like so much to remember.
There are so many rules and regulations I'm not sure how I can do it... I thought being great with kids and having a nice house was enough"

The bolded part ^^^ literally made me laugh out loud. :: ::

[Mike]

I actually just read this statement by a provider:

"I run a listed home daycare and was looking into getting licensed or certified but it seems like so much to remember.
There are so many rules and regulations I'm not sure how I can do it... I thought being great with kids and having a nice house was enough"

The bolded part ^^^ literally made me laugh out loud. :: ::

That person has zero business experience.

[Blackcat31]

Well atleast they know exactly the type of employee they don't want... :: ::

[Mike]

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In my renovations business, I had to advertise for helpers a couple times and that reminded me of one of the applicants.

[BumbleBee]

Dcb2 "You have boobies. Mommy has boobies. Mommy no have milk in her boobies anymore. You have milk in your boobies?"

Dcb2 (different kid than above) Lifts one side of his butt cheek up off his booster seat at the table. Grunts. "Uggghhh" Puts butt cheek back down. Lifts it up again, looooooooong passing of gas. "Phew, that's better!"

Dcg3 (birthday was yesterday) "I want to poop in the grass like a doggy does!"

[Unregistered]

Wine while working

It's quiet time here so I was desperately digging through my fridge looking for some lunch for myself. I saw the new wine I just bought and decided that looked like the absolute perfect lunch.

I got it completely uncorked before I remembered that I'm working right now 😂 I guess I'll keep looking for some food

[Sunshine74]

We had cornbread muffins with lunch today, they are a newer menu item. We always identify each component of the meal with the toddlers, and when we got to those-

J (my co-teacher): And do you remember what these are?
Dcg: Those are cornbread. I know about every kind of bread. ::

[Missjaime]

One of my little DCGs loves wearing those fluffy skirts - she usually wears 2 or 3 of them a day. However, she can't say "skirt" and calls them "scarves". Today, she was wearing 3 "scarves"- my husband does not understand the translation and starts helping her look for her scarves. "I don't know where your scarves are, did you wear them today? You have 3 of them? Looks like you have 3 skirts too!"
She's cute

[yodaone]

nap time

While laying down for nap I overhear one of my 3 year olds say, "this is taking forever, I'm getting so untried."
Love 3 year old logic!

[daycarediva]

I literally have to leave the second kids leave today. I am wearing a maxi skirt and sandals. At circle time dcg says "I like your dress today!" and other dcg says "I like your boobies!" (it shows a teeny bit of cleavage, where i usually wear tshirts or button up blouses, etc)

It took everything in me not to bust out laughing. I just said thanks. LOL!