Ridiculous but Necessary Things We Say

[Alwaysgreener]

So funny. Love how some need a explanation because taken out of context they seem wrong. Like the butt one.

[AmyLeigh]

Lol I was out yesterday with 2 dcks and some said those aren't yours (my dd was at school) " I said nope, I stole them"

Hahaha, I may have to borrow this one!

I'm getting a little frustrated with the comments every. single. time.

[racemom]

I was on a walk one day with 4 dcks. 12 month old african american boy
14 month old red haired girl
18 month lightest blond/white hair girl
9 month old bald little boy.

A lady getting in her car said are all those yours? WTH did she think I had kids that close together with different fathers. Lol.

[Dia]

Hahaha, I may have to borrow this one!

I'm getting a little frustrated with the comments every. single. time.

! I think that's a good one too!

Once my husband and I took 5 daycare kiddos to see Santa Clause, we are both Caucasian, the daycare kiddos were, Filipino, Chinese, African American/Indian, Hispanic, and Hispanic/Caucasian. We got a lot of stares that day. Then one of Santas elves commented on how great it was that we would adopt all these children, and stated loudly "y'all are just like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie". ::
I just said "yeah, I know, right!"- I didn't have the time or patience to explain with all the screaming these Little ones were doing trying to get them on Santas lap!

[DaveA]

Hahaha, I may have to borrow this one!

I'm getting a little frustrated with the comments every. single. time.

I've taken to telling people "Let me tell you about our family's spiritual path to polygamy." Usually ends the conversation pretty quick.

[racemom]

I've taken to telling people "Let me tell you about our family's spiritual path to polygamy." Usually ends the conversation pretty quick.

Oh, I am so stealing this! Love it!

[Hunni Bee]

I've taken to telling people "Let me tell you about our family's spiritual path to polygamy." Usually ends the conversation pretty quick.

This. Is. Gold.

[mommiebookworm]

"Please don't sit on the bathroom floor naked" Its really odd how many times I've said that recently! I think its because most of them are wearing shorts now, and they slip off.

[Dia]

"Well, if you would keep your fingers out of your nose you wouldn't have boogers on your hands!"

"Stop licking your toes! You are only doing it because I just told J to stop licking his!"

"Are you finished pooping yet?"

These were today......

[Dia]

A little off subject but still related to things said at daycare,

I put on Finding Nemo for the last 20 min of the day yesterday....
When in starts it shows scenes under the water and such
Dcb 3 says "that's a water table, that's a cool water table"
Dcg 2 says "no! That's not a water table, that's an OHHH-SH**"

it took me a second to realize she meant ocean ::

[BabyMonkeys]

I've taken to telling people "Let me tell you about our family's spiritual path to polygamy."

too funny!

[grateday]

Don't try to throw up with those scissors

They are large on the ends for not getting stuck in throat.
Fixated on throwing up for a while, and tries to make self throw up by putting the doll scissors down throat.

After eating a big meal at lunch with seconds they the kids tell me the other threw up. I clear the room, grab the thermometer, I go to get the cleaning supplies.

I come back and
I said, "Don't try to throw up with those scissors"What are you doing?" "Why are you doing that if you don't want to throw up?" "That is going to make you throw up?"

We looked at eachother with silly but serious faces, like you know better than that.