Ridiculous but Necessary Things We Say

[Hunni Bee]

I think we've had this thread a few times before but it always tickles me. What things have/do you say, that if any (normal) person heard you say they might alert the proper authorities, but serve a definite purpose in your daycare?

I just said "The bunnies don't need to be punching anyone in the face. They need to be nice".

Dcg really needed to stop making the stuffed bunnies " punch" the other stuffies and DCB...but after I said it, I was like "What???" :confused::confused::confused:

[Controlled Chaos]

I love this thread . I don't know that I can think of an amazing one just now, but one of my dcms always wants to know the strangest thing I have said each day. She always laughs and says "our days are so different!" She works in an office with adults ::

Not hilarious but funny things I say frequently:

"Not all babies are named Aubrey" (My dd is sure they all are )

"Superheros only fight outside"

"Friends don't poke friends in the eye"

"Only Ms. Chaos smells booties"

"You have eaten enough rolly pollys today"

"Tooting on command is not a super power"

...there are sooo many ::

[spedmommy4]

This morning Robot Role play between dcb's went awry
Me: " The robots are nice to their friends at school."
Dcb: "like superfriend?"
Me: "yes. Just like superfriend."

[spedmommy4]

I love this thread . I don't know that I can think of an amazing one just now, but one of my dcms always wants to know the strangest thing I have said each day. She always laughs and says "our days are so different!" She works in an office with adults ::

Not hilarious but funny things I say frequently:

"Not all babies are named Aubrey" (My dd is sure they all are )

"Superheros only fight outside"

"Friends don't poke friends in the eye"

"Only Ms. Chaos smells booties"

"You have eaten enough rolly pollys today"

"Tooting on command is not a super power"

...there are sooo many ::

This made me

[Sugar Magnolia]

Don't lick the bottom of your shoes please. ::

[Blackcat31]

5 yr old DCG playing with a caterpillar she found outside...who will now be her pet.......

"I'm going to get her fixed so she can't have puppies"

[spud912]

I like this thread!

• "We don't shoot our friends."
• "Can you eat your worms?" [aka pasta]
• "If you want to talk about poop, then you have to go to the bathroom."
• "Finger out of the nose, please."
• "Did you paint his butt?" [referring to painting ceramic pigs]

[Onawhim]

"Please don't lick your friends"

"Okay who pooped"

"Please don't put your toy...in your pants.. Mouth...up your nose.. Etc"

"We don't kill each other mrs A's"

"Please don't sniff the dogs bum he doesn't like that"

[nothingwithoutjoy]

Just today:

"Stay next to the toilet until you're finished wiping" (to the kid who walks into the kitchen to chat before wiping, with underwear down and bottom dirty)

"Please don't pee where everybody walks" (to the kid who responded to dcm's request to pee before heading home by peeing on the stone path to my door).

[daycare]

Miss N, can you cut his thingy off..

The string on his shoes were too long................

[AmyKidsCo]

Don't lick the bottom of your shoes please. ::

Today I asked the 3.5 yr old "Why are you licking your toes at lunchtime?"

[Unregistered]

Don't lick the bottom of your shoes please. ::

Oh my! I had a child do this today! What is it with that?

[childcaremom]

I got nothing to add today but I love these posts.

[NightOwl]

Get that out of the dog's ear
Get off of the dog, she isn't a horse
All babies are not named Ellie
Let go of the dog's tongue!
The gecko's name is A.L.A.B.A.S.T.E.R. (NOT b@st@rd)


My poor animals... ::

[mim]

Referring to playing with the mr. potato heads.
"I'm not putting his butt back on anymore."
And
You can't have all the pieces in your butt, the other kids needs pieces for theirs too":: that just sounds sooooo wrong.