Ridiculous but Necessary Things We Say

[Unregistered]

"Come on let's try going to the Oval Office again".

[daycarediva]

"We don't pick our nose with silverware." Said it at breakfast this morning, he was digging for gold with his spoon handle, then eating it.

[Controlled Chaos]

"Why yes that is a ginormous poo. Good work!"

[Jujube835]

Every time I go out of the house..


"No, they aren't all mine. I own these 2 (pointing to my own children) and I rent all the rest (pointing to the other 4). "

[Onawhim]

Every time I go out of the house..


"No, they aren't all mine. I own these 2 (pointing to my own children) and I rent all the rest (pointing to the other 4). "

Lol I was out yesterday with 2 dcks and some said those aren't yours (my dd was at school) " I said nope, I stole them"

[Laurel]

Friends don't sit on friends.

Lick the shoe was common here too!

[Silly Songs]

Daycare teachers know this one , maybe some of you fcc providers use it too :
Catch a bubble !

[Unregistered]

Here, we are Toy Story fans and the kids love to play with Buzz and Woody. One day I actually said, "K! Let go of J's Woody!" Yikes!

[Laurel]

Here, we are Toy Story fans and the kids love to play with Buzz and Woody. One day I actually said, "K! Let go of J's Woody!" Yikes!

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[stephanie]

"Don't throw the baby!" (referring to a baby doll)

"Put your hippopotamus away, please"

"Don't spill the beans!" (we have beans in our sensory table right now)

[Laurel]

"Don't throw the baby!" (referring to a baby doll)

"Put your hippopotamus away, please"

"Don't spill the beans!" (we have beans in our sensory table right now)

That reminds me of one. Once someone was crying over spilling their milk and I said the classic. "Don't cry over spilled milk."

Laurel

[BumbleBee]

He'll quit hitting your butt if you quit sticking it in his face

No, you cannot wipe your nose and your penis with the same piece of toilet paper

Stop chewing your toe nails at the table

Eat with your hands, not with your feet

Everybody get high! (said very loudly by 3 yo dck outside. He wanted everybody to climb up the play structure.)

[Baby Beluga]

Today's golden nuggets were:

"We don't cut friend's throats" (speaking to a 3 yr old who was chasing his friends outside with a plastic shovel saying he was going to cut their throat)

"Don't like the table/chair/your arm" (speaking to a 2 year old who has had a fascination with licking everything lately)

[Play Care]

I have the cutest 1 year old dcb in my care. Yesterday while I was bending in the cabinet to grab a pan to make lunch, he kept trying to pull up the back of my shirt so he could blow on my "tummy" ::

He was so stinking cute and proud of himself but I did have to say "We can't blow on Mrs. K's belly!"::::

[grateday]

hand nursing

"What are you doing to my hand?"
dck: "ha ha"
"What are you doing to my hand?"
dck: "ha ha"
"Are you missing ma ma?"
dck:"Uh huh"
How bout a drink and nookie
dck:
smiles and says "ok"
"Were you trying to nurse my hand?"
dck: "yeah" and giggled with nook in mouth