toot your own horn

[Sunchimes]

I can do physical therapy with the 23 month old and the 2 1/2 year old and have them still laughing when we are finished.

I taught the oldest dcg her phone number by the time she was 3. I used Mickey Mouse. She was already familiar with the song, so changing the words was easy. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse, etc becomes
5-5-5-1-1-1-2-2-2-2, that's my phone, that's my phone, I'm so big and I know my phone. 5-5-5-1-1-1-2-2-2-2.

I have an evil eye that intimidated juvenile delinquents in the 70s, 5th graders in the 80s, and jail inmates in the 90s and 00s. The 3 year old is completely immune to it. ::

[KidGrind]

I tried to term today. Didn’t let DCP wiggle out of ownership of the situation. Yet let them stay once they agreed to follow policies. Could tell they were hot that I called them out on their actions. Walked upstairs and called a fellow provider and told her that they were going to term. They needed to be the ones. The other DCP calls and gives notice.

I term. They term. I win. They are adios. The center they’re going to has black mold.

[sahm1225]

I have the most comfortable lap ever. I really do, because the second I sit down I instantly have 3 two year olds trying to Ruuuunnn as fast as they can to sit on it

I am the perfect vegetable chopper for kids. My vegetable sticks are never the same size and the kids think it's just great

I can sing to almost every song that comes up on my Pandora station. Even if I don't know the words, I can make it up as I go along and the kids think I'm just that amazing. Oh, and I can sing & dance and use a drum stick as my microphone and my fans just adore me!