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I call my hubby Moses.., cause he moseys around. A newborn infant is quicker than him some days. I'm fast forward any given day & he's Moses! (He's the most giving man you will ever meet though.)
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Mine wants to come home to a clean house. Cleaning a house with preschoolers and infants playing in it is like brushing your teeth with an oreo cookie.
He comes home, looks around, takes a deep breath and then heads straight for the sink full of daycare dishes. I don't like to be bothered when I'm cleaning so I do it when the kids are gone but he'll start doing it as soon as he comes home (without asking) and pulls the "what am I? Your slave?" Routine and I'm like "Buddy, I didn't ask you to do them" :
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My husband is a terrible driver and it's irritating and at times scary to ride with.
My husband has a raggedy, unkempt goatee that is usually half beard. He never shapes it, and today at a family birthday I looked at him and thought he looked like he had a raccoon butt on his face.
He has a heart of gold but sometimes looks like he just crawled out of a cave. Ugh!Comment
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My biggest pet peeve is when DH uses the kitchen and leaves the knives on the counter...GRRRR! I tell him that State is going to come in and cite me but it doesn't sink in.
Another kitchen thing he does that irritates me is when he does the dishes and leaves puddles of water all around the sink counter and cannot wipe off the table or counter tops. I never have said a thing because I am so grateful for his having washed the dishes.
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One word. ...LAUNDRY!!!!
HIS definition of doing laundry is starting a huge load of items of ALL sorts...ya know...delicates go with SHOES mixed with towels...kids uniforms, etc....THEN putting them all in the dryer for what seems like hours before i find out when i open the dryer door to everything literally falling out on the floor!!
Errrrr... yes....could always be worse but still...he is on probation from doing laundry.
..f o r e v e r!!!
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Mine is slow too! We are late to EVERYTHING because of him! His excuse..."it's my life and I'm not always going to be in a rush" wwweeeelllllll in my eyes it's just being polite to show up on time and maybe even a few minutes early
I always tell he's going to be late to his own funeral ::
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Sometimes I tell "Moses" we have to be there at 6 when in fact we don't have to be there until 7.Mine is slow too! We are late to EVERYTHING because of him! His excuse..."it's my life and I'm not always going to be in a rush" wwweeeelllllll in my eyes it's just being polite to show up on time and maybe even a few minutes early I always tell he's going to be late to his own funeral ::
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My kids did this in the morning - left their room lights on and the bathroom light on. Since it was upstairs I didn't catch it until I laid the infant/toddlers down in pack and plays up there. So, I took out the lightbulbs after saying it 90 thousand times and trying many other things. They had their light-sensing nightlights and the big hall light that I can turn off from downstairs to get dressed by. I realize I am teaching "don't use the light" instead of "turn off the light" but it has made me sane again.
Not sure if your DH would react to you removing lightbulbs ::
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:My kids did this in the morning - left their room lights on and the bathroom light on. Since it was upstairs I didn't catch it until I laid the infant/toddlers down in pack and plays up there. So, I took out the lightbulbs after saying it 90 thousand times and trying many other things. They had their light-sensing nightlights and the big hall light that I can turn off from downstairs to get dressed by. I realize I am teaching "don't use the light" instead of "turn off the light" but it has made me sane again.
Not sure if your DH would react to you removing lightbulbs ::: if it didn't mess with me being able to get ready I would totally do this!!! What a great idea!!!
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Mine will stick it in the washer and sometimes in the dryer, but.....he will do a small load and it's mostly his stuff. Half of the time there's a few loads down there.One word. ...LAUNDRY!!!!
HIS definition of doing laundry is starting a huge load of items of ALL sorts...ya know...delicates go with SHOES mixed with towels...kids uniforms, etc....THEN putting them all in the dryer for what seems like hours before i find out when i open the dryer door to everything literally falling out on the floor!!
Errrrr... yes....could always be worse but still...he is on probation from doing laundry.
..f o r e v e r!!! Oh and he leaves his pile of dirty clothes on my bedroom floor and wonders why his work clothes sometimes don't get washed.
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Mine does the same thing, especially during hockey season! Some guys look great in beards, my dh, not so much..
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My DH once told me that men realize if they do something wrong enough times or bad enough, yes - they will get in trouble but they will also never have to do that task again (e.g. the laundry probation above).
So...perhaps you have a very cunning husband, not a careless one ::
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