I Love My Husband BUT....

[Heidi]

Anyone want to trade husbands??!! All i want to do after the last kid leaves is cuddle and talk talk talk. My husband just wants to be left alone

Mine is in sales, but he's an introvert. Go figure!

[Tdhmom]

These are cracking me up!!! Thank you ladies for humoring me on my gloomy down in the dumps day

[melilley]

My husband:
Does the outside work ie: mowing the yard and trimming once a week, snow blows when needed, and puts whatever he puts on the lawn 3 X's a year and thinks that that is equal to me cleaning the house everyday, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, mopping, laundry etc...

Leaves stuff out all the time, I have to go behind him so the dc kids won't get into whatever he leaves out

Leaves his dirty laundry in our room in a huge heaping pile. We have a laundry shoot in the bathroom, right next to our room!

Is loud when he gets home, often times during nap

Complains how loud the dc kids can be, he was all for me opening my fcc

Is a bug a boo when I go out with others, calls too much

Mine does the same with not spraying after pooing and will only use the full bathroom to do it

Also doesn't like to go out to eat either...that's my fav thing to do!

[taylorw1210]

Thanks for the laugh during nap time, ladies!

The only thing I can really complain about is that mine always empties and washes cups that the kids are still using. And then a kid goes looking for their cup on the table/counter and it is already gone.

[Annalee]

I hide at night for this same reason! :: I act like I'm still putting kids to bed so I can sit in my bed and read or play on my phone for 45 min just because it's quiet! And usually end up falling asleep.

This is me and if I have not actually fallen asleep, I ACT like I am asleep just so I can quietly lay there ALONE.::::::

[KatieG]

I just found daycare.com today - I've been a child care provider for 11 years. Came across this thread & you all are cracking me up! My hubby of 24 years is driving be absolutely batty! He normally travels a lot for his job, but he had to have surgery and he's been home since before Christmas! I am so used to my routine here, and since he's home, he feels the need to "help" me with the kids!

[Tdhmom]

I just found daycare.com today - I've been a child care provider for 11 years. Came across this thread & you all are cracking me up! My hubby of 24 years is driving be absolutely batty! He normally travels a lot for his job, but he had to have surgery and he's been home since before Christmas! I am so used to my routine here, and since he's home, he feels the need to "help" me with the kids!

You will love this sight!! I check it every day I'm working to keep my sanity glad you found it!!

[butterfly]

My biggest pet peeve about my dh:

He's too damn sweet and sexy.

I love him so much. He's an amazing dad and husband. No, I'm not a newlywed, but it feels like it most days. Praise God! happyface

[Naptime yet?]

My husband:
Does the outside work ie: mowing the yard and trimming once a week, snow blows when needed, and puts whatever he puts on the lawn 3 X's a year and thinks that that is equal to me cleaning the house everyday, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, mopping, laundry etc...

Yes! Except I do the snow shoveling & clean up the dog poop! And I believe that I'm the only person in my house who knows how to use a toilet brush (except for the dcks ).

[KiddieCahoots]

I just found daycare.com today - I've been a child care provider for 11 years. Came across this thread & you all are cracking me up! My hubby of 24 years is driving be absolutely batty! He normally travels a lot for his job, but he had to have surgery and he's been home since before Christmas! I am so used to my routine here, and since he's home, he feels the need to "help" me with the kids!

:hug: Welcome!!!! When I first discovered this forum, someone had mentioned that it can become quite addictive. They weren't kidding! ::
But totally worth it! So uplifting to find your peeps! happyface

[Blackcat31]

I just found daycare.com today - I've been a child care provider for 11 years. Came across this thread & you all are cracking me up! My hubby of 24 years is driving be absolutely batty! He normally travels a lot for his job, but he had to have surgery and he's been home since before Christmas! I am so used to my routine here, and since he's home, he feels the need to "help" me with the kids!

Welcome to the forum!

Glad you found us~

[racemom]

My husband:
Does the outside work ie: mowing the yard and trimming once a week, snow blows when needed, and puts whatever he puts on the lawn 3 X's a year and thinks that that is equal to me cleaning the house everyday, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping, mopping, laundry etc...

Leaves stuff out all the time, I have to go behind him so the dc kids won't get into whatever he leaves out

Leaves his dirty laundry in our room in a huge heaping pile. We have a laundry shoot in the bathroom, right next to our room!

Is loud when he gets home, often times during nap

Complains how loud the dc kids can be, he was all for me opening my fcc

Is a bug a boo when I go out with others, calls too much

Mine does the same with not spraying after pooing and will only use the full bathroom to do it

Also doesn't like to go out to eat either...that's my fav thing to do!

I thought for a minute you stole my husband, then remembered no one would want him. Lol. He really is a nice guy, but seriously these things are not equal!

[spinnymarie]

My husband loves to come home and pass out candy... and then leave again! Argh!

[Kabob]

Mine is similar to the first two only he also tends to not pay attention. This can be frustrating after dealing with dcks that struggle to listen to me all day and then I struggle to get dh to listen...often he runs off to do something before I finish giving him important details or he forgets what he was doing and leaves things half done. The most recent issue was when I asked him to wipe the mud off the dog before letting him inside....dh literally said "uh huh" and immediately let the dog in....which resulted in ALL of the walls upstairs getting coated in mud and ALL of the floors needing to be steam cleaned or mopped...it only took seconds but it took a while to clean both the dog and the house. Urgh.

[Tdhmom]

My husband loves to come home and pass out candy... and then leave again! Argh!

Omg I would be so upset!!!

I thought a dcd let dcg get a cappuccino yesterday while they were out and about before drop off. She came in with a to go coffee cup and I was ummm did daddy get you a cappuccino?! He starts laughing and so no it's just juice! I said phew good thing otherwise she would have been going to work with daddy today ::