Just For Fun - Policies You Wish You Could Implement That Are Totally Ridiculous?

[crazydaycarelady]

* this is just for fun! Just to bring a little humor to our day.

I would love to implement this policy:

Daily tuition will include unlimited wet diaper changes and up to 3 poopy diaper changes per day. Any poopy diapers exceeding 3 per day will be an additional charge of $5/each.

Or this one:

The first client to arrive each day, in addition to dropping off your child(ren) will also drop off a Grande skinny sugar free vanilla latte.

[crazydaycarelady]

Late fees need to be made in the form of dinner for four.

[Cradle2crayons]

* this is just for fun!

I would love to implement this policy:

Daily tuition will include unlimited wet diaper changes and up to 3 poopy diaper changes per day. Any poopy diapers exceeding 3 per day will be an additional charge of $5/each.

Or this one:

The first client to arrive each day, in addition to dropping off your child(ren) will also drop off a Grande skinny sugar free vanilla latte.

And the last client each day must bring a casserole dish of choice for he providers dinner hehehe

[TwinKristi]

$25/poopy diaper haha! I've joked with DCPs that I would be wealthy if I did that instead!

[Blackcat31]

Rates are not based on attendance nor enrollment but solely based on the level of difficulty the child is.

Bonuses (which happen quarterly ) from parents are also based on the difficulty level of the parent.

[daycare]

Rates are not based on attendance nor enrollment but solely based on the level of difficulty the child is.

Bonuses (which happen quarterly ) from parents are also based on the difficulty level of the parent.

I think I just wet my pants laughing!!!!!!

[Blackcat31]

I think I just wet my pants laughing!!!!!!

That would be considered an entire clothing change.....$45 will be sufficient.

[Meeko]

Drop off and pick up is to take no longer than 30 seconds. $1 per second after that.

[Michelle]

$100 fee anytime I hear the phrase " I hope you don't mind"

[Lil'DinoEggs]

My salary is 50,000 a year. It is up to the parents to work amongst themselves to pay me. If they want to save money they can split the spot. They can find new families who can be reliable with payments.

[Laurel]

Rates are not based on attendance nor enrollment but solely based on the level of difficulty the child is.

Bonuses (which happen quarterly ) from parents are also based on the difficulty level of the parent.

Laurel

[preschoolteacher]

* this is just for fun! Just to bring a little humor to our day.

I would love to implement this policy:

Daily tuition will include unlimited wet diaper changes and up to 3 poopy diaper changes per day. Any poopy diapers exceeding 3 per day will be an additional charge of $5/each.

Or this one:

The first client to arrive each day, in addition to dropping off your child(ren) will also drop off a Grande skinny sugar free vanilla latte.

Definitely!!!! ^^^^

[Sunchimes]

All parents are required to offer a sincere "thank you" at least once per week. Day and time are at your discretion. Failure to comply will result in a $10 Appreciation Failure fee.

[SilverSabre25]

Pick up your child --OR-- keep him home BEFORE he gets sick or contagious. Failure to do so will result in $25/hour sick child care, back-dated to approximate onset of contagiosity.

[TwinKristi]

$100 sick child surcharge for when they bring a child and they get sick (vomit, diarrhea, fever, rash, etc!) at daycare and have to be sent home after contaminating everyone.