I'm REALLY good at faking it....as in putting on a smile and acting like the day went perfect even when it didn't OR when I feel like crap in the morning because I'm under the weather.
Canadian Care...that's EXACTLY what I say to my dh too..LOL! I'd probably relent and give 2 weeks notice but I'd be SO done..as soon as the money was safely in my bank account!
I play X-Box after hours
I love Bravo TV
I love art and art museums
If I won the lotto, I would still continue to do daycare but I would have an awesome assistant and state of the art palace to do it in. I like to keep busy and have purpose. I would travel often while my assistant held the reins.
I know I have more of these little things, but for now this is what I came up with.
They don't know that while I may smile and be polite (which is incredibly difficult for me since I have Asperger's, something else they don't know) I think the majority of the them are irritating people. I could only ever be friends with 2 of them out of 18. ::
They don't know that I like to take bubble baths and drink a glass of wine in it to relax (although, can't do that now that I'm pregnant LOL).
They don't know I'm pregnant.
I'm an agnostic atheist who enjoys a glass of wine and or vodka every here and then. OH THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD! I am not the happy go lucky person I appear to be. I just want you to feel comfortable with me as a friendly person and know that I truly love each and everyone of your children.
They fund my champagne in the hot tub EVERY Friday after closing. (IN 3 HOURS!) happyface
I think the dcp's that smoke are so gross. The poor kids get a quick wash up with a soapy washcloth so I can snuggle them and not smell.
I have no tattoos.
Speaking of tattoos....
I really hate seeing DCM butt crack (when they take off dck's shoes & things) and wish I didn't know how many had tramp stamps. I am on the floor with kids all day, they DO make pants that don't show your undies.
How many babies I've lost in the last year.
That I love wine.
That I smoke cigarettes on occasion (never before or during daycare obviously).
That I don't go to church and do not share their core Christian beliefs.
That I don't hit my kids.
(The last one I can't tell you how many comments have been made that I "don't spare the rod and it shows" in regards to how well behaved my kids are. Ummm.....nope? Can't say I find that necessary )
All admissions would straight out shock my parents.
How much I struggle with patience sometimes
How close DH and I have come to losing it all in the past year (marriage, house, everything)
Just how bad off our finances have been at times the past year
That some weeks I have struggled to feed my own family let alone their kids
That I have many times in the past 6 months skipped paying bills in order to feed everyone
That I fight a constant battle between myself and the forces of ADD/Asperger's/anxiety.
On Fridays I make sure the kids are ready to go and push them out the door at 5pm, close it, lock it, and do a happy dancehappyface!
Have received a few phone calls from employers asking me to work for them-have never put in a resume or inquired about their openings!
Am a night time smoker
If they are running late, I have ds open the garage door and start my vehicle like I need to be gone just so they don't think I don't have a life. When they are getting their kids in the car, I get in mine and put on my brakes. Yep, telling them not to be late, making them pay for it, and this-none of it works, but at least I feel a little better
I love to cook and bake, but hate food-well, except chocolate
On Fridays I make sure the kids are ready to go and push them out the door at 5pm, close it, lock it, and do a happy dancehappyface!
Have received a few phone calls from employers asking me to work for them-have never put in a resume or inquired about their openings!
Am a night time smoker
If they are running late, I have ds open the garage door and start my vehicle like I need to be gone just so they don't think I don't have a life. When they are getting their kids in the car, I get in mine and put on my brakes. Yep, telling them not to be late, making them pay for it, and this-none of it works, but at least I feel a little better
I love to cook and bake, but hate food-well, except chocolate
HAHAHAHA! I have so done the get in the car routine when a dcp was late! I even drove off with absolutely nowhere to go!!!!
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