Ratio + Extra Kid?

[DBug]

if you aren't licensed, i wouldn't worry about it. you won't be getting any visits. just tell your older kids if a strange person pulls in the driveway or knocks on the door....go hide in the bushes until further notice.

:: Love it! Great idea!

[Janet]

I wonder if this would work

If a licensing agent comes by and sees the extra kid, just say "What kid? I don't see an extra kid. Are you feeling OK? Would you like to lay down for a moment?" or possibly you could say "That's just a figment of your imagination. You're probably just hallucinating. You got into the magic mushrooms again, didn't you?" Maybe those ideas wouldn't work, but wouldn't it just be fun to try???

[DBug]

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Or how about "Oh no, did I leave the Magic Markers out again?", or "Would you like to join us for circle time today? We're practising our counting."

[Janet]

Lmao!

Those are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe make the licensing person count the kids but make sure the kids are running around just to mess with the licensor's count!!!