Craigslist Post Funny

[wdmmom]

here is a great craigslist ad from this am-
need someone who loves children, to come to my home or they can come to yours, to sit for my 3 children, hrs. are Mon.- Thurs. or Tues- Fri. depending on my schedule- from 9-3 or possibly earlier. I can only pay a total of $140.00 a week.
Are you kidding me?

"Depending on my schedule, possibly earlier" That, my dear means full time, and it'll cost you $140 a week for each child!!!::::::

[busymomof2]

This person forgot to add: "Me no English write, bring kids to me yes?"

SPELL CHECK IS YOUR FRIEND!!! Sheesh

LOL...(rolling on the floor)!!!!

[Sugar Magnolia]

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Looking for a part- time person to watch 2 month old at my business location. This position will be daytime hours with a base hourly rate. Will not only care for infant but will serve as assistant to me as well.

Looking for someone that loves kids. has experience with child care, is detail oriented, & computer literate.

This position is two fold and has the potential to grow into a full time position for the right person.

Individual chosen will be fully back ground checked and drug tested.

Please repond with resume if interested
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not only does she want a childcare provider she wants an assistant for her job???

Here's what she REALLY means: "looking for a part-time slave to get my coffee, feed and diaper my infant, take a memo, get my lunch and pick up my dry cleaning while baby sleeps. Must be willing to grovel, work for a small percentage of my salary, and do it with a smile on your face. If you kiss my *ss enough, I may throw some extra pennies at you."

[Stacy214]

Here's what she REALLY means: "looking for a part-time slave to get my coffee, feed and diaper my infant, take a memo, get my lunch and pick up my dry cleaning while baby sleeps. Must be willing to grovel, work for a small percentage of my salary, and do it with a smile on your face. If you kiss my *ss enough, I may throw some extra pennies at you."

HAhaha::