Funny Craigslist Ad

[AfterSchoolMom]

I can't find the funny Craigslist ads thread, so I thought I'd post one that I found today:

"I am looking for a good babysitter to watch 3 children at least twice a week. This may include transporting kids from school. Must LOVE animals and children. The hours would be from morning until late afternoon.

Candidates for this position would need their own trasportation, a clean driving record, have references, know at least 2-3 characters off of Spongebob and be flexible with where the children are watched at."


Spongebob, huh? Glad to see their priorities in order! What if I just know two characters? ::

[JessB]

Funny! I only know one of the Spongebob characters so I'd be out!

I also like how she states that you must LOVE animals and children; you'd think she'd list children before animals

[cheerfuldom]

flexible with where the children are watched at? like she wants you to take them to your house when they start tearing up the place at home?

[AfterSchoolMom]

I keep thinking that maybe one day she'll be like "today you have to watch the kids at the 7-11 on the corner".

[daycare]

soda out the nose.......................i almost woke up the DCK see what you did...

sorry this is so funny what is this person thinking.....I hope its a joke

[MarinaVanessa]

Okay so I dug up this old thread to post this ad I found on CL. I thought it was funny in an "uh-oh" kind of way. Enjoy.

I need an energetic loving babysitter for three days a week. My kids are 9 & 8 and love to play outside and just do kid stuff.
There current babysitter is very boring and there like little birds in a cage.

Please e-mail me if you have room for two kids wednesday through friday and let me know what your rates are and leave your name and number.
I'm hoping to pay $100 a week for 3 days but i'm willing to pay a little more to make sure my kids are happy.

So in other words your kids are demons ::.

[laundrymom]

I had to go look at ours,... I found this. It has two pics one of her holding a newborn in hosp after birth. Half asleep and groggy. And one close up that could pass for a mug shot.

im 18 i have a doughter im looking to baby set in my home or yours i need the extra money and i love babys and kids so if u would please get ahold of me

[daycare]

sorry dont flame me for saying this.... but when teens post things saying hey Im a parent and want to babysit for you......it screams I DONT MAKE RESPONSIBLE DECISIONS..............

[MarinaVanessa]

sorry dont flame me for saying this.... but when teens post things saying hey Im a parent and want to babysit for you......it screams I DONT MAKE RESPONSIBLE DECISIONS..............

I won't flame you but I might get flamed too right along with you because I agree 100%. To me it says "Hi, I'm a teenager and I have a kid so I can't work because I have to take care of my infant. So can I watch your kids for money because I can't do anything else in my current situation and apparently I need an income to raise a child"

[Cat Herder]

Okay so I dug up this old thread to post this ad I found on CL. I thought it was funny in an "uh-oh" kind of way. Enjoy.
So in other words your kids are demons ::.

She wants to pay $100 a week for 3 days with 2 school aged kids?????????? ::::::::

[KatieNK]

LOL! That is cute! I love funny CL ads! I saw onw for a pet-sitting gig, watching someone's hermit crab and it said they were looking for a "career-minded individual" LOL! To watch a hermit crab?!?1 ::

[daycare]

LOL! That is cute! I love funny CL ads! I saw onw for a pet-sitting gig, watching someone's hermit crab and it said they were looking for a "career-minded individual" LOL! To watch a hermit crab?!?1 ::

lmao who pays someone to watch a hermit crab.........omg now thats funny

[daysofelijah]

Here's a good one! Can I please work for you for 4-5 days a week plus weekends for $2 an hour? AND you have to drop them off at daycare?? Craziness.

"I need someone to come to my home and watch 2 boys, 3yr and 2 yrs old. The shifts are rotating every two weeks. one week it will be 3 or 4 days, and the next it will be 3 weekdays and the weekend. I will pay a biweekly rate of $200. I need a reliable person, hours would be 10pm to 6am. Must have a car to drop them off at daycare on weekdays. Please email me a resume or references and I will set up a time to meet. Position will begin the end of July."

[Cat Herder]

Here's a good one! Can I please work for you for 4-5 days a week plus weekends for $2 an hour? AND you have to drop them off at daycare?? Craziness.

"I need someone to come to my home and watch 2 boys, 3yr and 2 yrs old. The shifts are rotating every two weeks. one week it will be 3 or 4 days, and the next it will be 3 weekdays and the weekend. I will pay a biweekly rate of $200. I need a reliable person, hours would be 10pm to 6am. Must have a car to drop them off at daycare on weekdays. Please email me a resume or references and I will set up a time to meet. Position will begin the end of July."

:confused: When is she with the kids??

[Liliya]

How about this?

I pay $50 per week,or $200 a month. Flexible hours not more than 6 hours per day and not more than 6 days per week. I pay cash! My son is an infant very well behaved. Does not cry except when needing feeding, and diaper change. He is easy to take care of. I love watching him myself, but need help because of time to complete my college homework. He is an Angel!

Please E-mail me!