Dear kids,
The baby toys are boring when you're a big kid. Trust me. They don't do much. They aren't as much fun as playing with Legos, or the kitchen, or Little People, or cars and trucks, or trains. Baby toys are only fun for babies: Look! It rattles! Look! It squeaks! Look! I can chew on it!
Please, big kids, understand that by preventing you from playing with the baby toys I am NOT keeping some big fun new toy a secret...I'm saving you from boredom. From monotony. From tedium. I'm keeping the baby toys away from you as a service to you, not as a punishment!
Please...STOP TRYING SO HARD to get to the baby toys. I MEAN IT!
The baby toys are boring when you're a big kid. Trust me. They don't do much. They aren't as much fun as playing with Legos, or the kitchen, or Little People, or cars and trucks, or trains. Baby toys are only fun for babies: Look! It rattles! Look! It squeaks! Look! I can chew on it!
Please, big kids, understand that by preventing you from playing with the baby toys I am NOT keeping some big fun new toy a secret...I'm saving you from boredom. From monotony. From tedium. I'm keeping the baby toys away from you as a service to you, not as a punishment!
Please...STOP TRYING SO HARD to get to the baby toys. I MEAN IT!
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