The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Blackcat31]

Two DCK's (age 5 not in Kindy yet) are working in the arts/crafts area.

One DCK to the other: "Do you know why we should write your name on our projects?"

#2 DCK "So we know it's ours"

#1 DCK "No, it's so we don't forget our names"

Um ok... :: :: ::

[storybookending]

Me: “Nope, it’s nap time now you know the rules”
DCG4: “and the drill”
Me: *thinks a minute*
YOU KNOW THE DRILL, I’M DYING LAUGHING HAHAH

[BumbleBee]

A parent came in and she was talking with her kid about the baby crane they saw on the way here, flying around calling for his mommy.

My dumb@ss took entirely too long to realize they were talking about the BIRD, not the piece of construction equipment. I legit asked if it was being flown in by a helicopter.

In my defense:
1. Daycare has been boy heavy for a few years.
2. My first cup of coffee wasn't consumed until 3:30pm today.

[braign]

One of my (favorite) DCK's went to Kindy this year.

Still comes after school off bus for an hour every day though.

Today was their first day being dropped off via the bus.
Child comes in and announces PROUDLY to everyone asking about the first day/what they learned etc...

DCK's reply: "Hey guys guess what?!?! I got to ride the bus with no car seat and no seatbelt!!"

Tried squeezing additional info in regards to their day and all the fun things they may have done etc... but the thrill was apparently riding that bus without a car seat or seatbelt. DCK even says "....and I get to do it again tomorrow!!" happyface happyface

Guess it's the little things in life... ::

My son is 3.5 and we catch the city bus downtown to all the activities there, and his favourite part of the day is being on the bus. He LOVES the driver, and going past the train yard, and without fail, on the way home, he falls asleep on my lap.

I love seeing such 'mundane' things through the eyes of a child!

[Jupadia]

Birthday

One of my dkb turns 2 today so I put up a banner for him and planned to serve mimi birthday cupcakes for PM snack today as a treat.

First the poor kid ends up being the only one here. I have one that dose not come mondays, two that are sick (one mine and with his nana), one at school, and one unfilled spot. So it is was it is today with the amount of kids, my oldest before going to school did take some of is turtle figures downstairs for the kid to play with.
But we had afternoon snack, I come out with the cupcakes and tears start pouring down his face. I had to bring it back to the other room and he refused to eat it. Never before have I had a child responded this way, I had to laugh. His mom said he got shy when they did cake with family this weekend.

[Hunni Bee]

"Just because he has the same color eyes as you doesn't mean he copied you."

[Blackcat31]

I think I'll get one of these the next time a round of colds, coughs and runny noses passes through..... !

[Josiegirl]

"Just because he has the same color eyes as you doesn't mean he copied you."

OMG I can so relate to this!! My 5 yos are always getting annoyed because the younger ones idolize them and that means doing what they do, saying what they say, etc.

[Aussiedaycare]

I've got a young girl here at the moment who is totally into matching things - her socks are the same colour as his shorts, his shoes are the same colour as her hair tie type of things.
This morning she comes in behind another parent ready to drop off for the day and says as loud as she can - "Look Mummy, V's Mummy's dress matches Aussiedaycare's rubbish bin"

Could not have laughed any louder ::::

[Jupadia]

My youngest has a fever today (not the funny part) but he is over at his nanas now searching and calling down her heating vents for nijia turtles he thinks it the sewers. We have radiators so no vents at home.

[e.j.]

My youngest has a fever today (not the funny part) but he is over at his nanas now searching and calling down her heating vents for nijia turtles he thinks it the sewers. We have radiators so no vents at home.

That's funny! I love the way kids think!

I have 2 little girls here who are usually well behaved but not so much today! As I was making lunch, it got too quiet so I decided to take a peek at what they were doing. As I reached the playroom door, I heard a thump. They had turned the Little Tykes Store on its back so the shelves were looking up toward the ceiling. One was trying to climb into it and sit down with her legs and feet inside the shelving. As I was telling her to get out of there so I could turn the store right side up, the other little girl's disappointment was clear when she whined "Aww! We were just going to fly to Planet Awesome!"

[e.j.]

Forgot to mention...she's only 2 1/2! "Planet Awesome" just cracked me up!

[e.j.]

Yesterday...same 2 year old....I'm changing her diaper after nap time and she tells me, "My body hurts." I ask her if she can tell me what part of her body hurts. She tells me, "My lady parts." I tried so hard not to laugh!

[BumbleBee]

Dcb turned 4 today. He was so excited about his birthday breakfast (at home.) What did he pick to celebrate this momentous occasion?

Salad. He picked salad. With LOTS of ranch. 😂

[sahm1225]

DH - why is the kitten green???
DD 9 -

ME: DD9 what did you do???

Apparently our kitten rolled in slime.i spent Sunday morning giving an angry kitten a bath while my DD cried because the kitten was crying. ::