The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Flowerchild]

A child went in cozy center and buried themselves in pillows to waist. Said to me you. Can't see my socks or shoes. Because she couldn't move she casually said to another waddler hey can you get me a book.

[Flowerchild]

Child trying to sing uptown funk 😂😂😂 upchuck funk u up

[Jupadia]

Snow

We had our first snowfall yesterday, by the time the snow started my MIL was due to take over so I could make it to parent teacher interviews. I dont have her worry about taking the kids outside if I'm only gone a short time, and by the time I got back it was dark so the daycare kids never made it out in the afternoon. (Did go out in am).

But I took out my 2 year old soon to be 3 to our front yard after daycare so I could shovel the drive way before my husband got home. He kept trying to "clean" everything because he was convinced it was dirty. Even his mittens were "messy". We have a blowup christmas minion that we put out, he got all cleaned up.
Daddy also took him out when he hot home threw a snowball and he got hit by mistake but he on daddy when he got back in.

[DaveA]

Well that's what I get for giving my wife grief about getting an AARP card application. She just called me to let me know a child from my last 2 year old center classroom is the area's high school Athlete of the Week. ::

[Jupadia]

So today we are out and about as a family. We pass a grave yard my oldest 5 points out the cool stones. My husband very bluntly says that they are graves for dead people. My kids eyes went big, so I made sure to add that they were mostly for when you get really old, but then you go to heaven. Now we are not religious but do believe in God and heaven . The only real mention of heven we have done is saying that's were our dog went, and then the fish as well (dog taking care of fish he had freaked out one night months after we flushed the fish about the fish so we told him this). But he thinks about the heven thing for a minute and then ask "what about my bedroom where will I sleep?" So we just told him he will have a bedroom there. Now he seems fine with the whole dying thing hopefully.

[Blackcat31]

I saw this yesterday and just love it! Had to share!!

[Annalee]

I saw this yesterday and just love it! Had to share!!

LOVE THAT! I saw one that said "the people who gripe about this current generation of parents raised them". So true

[gumdrops]

My husband visits with us everyday during lunch. A few days ago DCG2 kept saying "my mom, my mom, my mom". My husband said "Is crazy?" She actually has a very good mom who respects my rules, etc. My husband was just being silly.

Today when he came in the same DCG looked at him and said "Mom crazy" Don't know if I should or ::

I hope she doesn't repeat it at home LOL!

[Cat Herder]

I thought I had three large chilled Honeycrisp apples in the crisper for this afternoons snack. I just pulled out the bag from the farmers market and they are not apples, they are turnips.

Some lady going to make soup must have grabbed my bag at the register. I doubt she was as miffed as these DCK's are going to be when they get them after nap. ::::::

So sliced turnips, pretzels and baby carrots with ranch? IDK :confused: This should be interesting. ::

[Cat Herder]

LOVE THAT! I saw one that said "the people who gripe about this current generation of parents raised them". So true

:: I'll add "or avoided raising them by being "busy".

[Annalee]

I thought I had three large chilled Honeycrisp apples in the crisper for this afternoons snack. I just pulled out the bag from the farmers market and they are not apples, they are turnips.

Some lady going to make soup must have grabbed my bag at the register. I doubt she was as miffed as these DCK's are going to be when they get them after nap. ::::::

So sliced turnips, pretzels and baby carrots with ranch? IDK :confused: This should be interesting. ::

I would love some turnips with salt or ranch dip or both

[Cat Herder]

I would love some turnips with salt or ranch dip or both

I love them in turkey root stew (carrots, celery, leeks, turnips, potatoes, onion). I was not planning on making any more this year, though. I am turkey'd out. ::

I liked the little ones from the garden as a kid, but these are a good 8 inches around. They kind of burn. ::

[BumbleBee]

Dcb7 had to bring 7up for his class party. He was pretty stoked that he would get to drink 7up. Until he found out the 6 yr olds in his class would get to drink it to because:

"7up is only for kids age 7 and up!"

[EmilyLily]

Whenever I feel down I check out puppy and kitten videos on the internet, that is one of my anti-stress therapies. Looking a 30sec video can make my day!

[Cat Herder]

"Hold on a second. So because she won't be quiet and he won't go play toys, I have to go to nap? 'Splain to me how that works, again?"

This kid. :: Can you tell he has been here over 5 years? ::