The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Rockgirl]

2 year old dcg got into a cozy coupe and said "I'm going to go get some beeya for tonight."

[DaveA]

Today I'm laughing because my day started with my Gulf War Vet/ surgical nurse/ triathlete wife freaking the #$@* out because the mouse we had been trying to catch got caught by the tail and was dragging the trap across the floor. I should have filmed it but at 430 I don't think too quickly. ::

[LindseyA]

DCG's name is Salem. It is turning out to be a real tough one for the other DCKs to say. One kids calls her "Salmon" and another calls her "Satan". ::

I have a Maddox here. All the 2 & 3 yr olds call him maggot. I really think parents need to take these things more into consideration when choosing a name for their baby!

[Blackcat31]

Today I'm laughing because my day started with my Gulf War Vet/ surgical nurse/ triathlete wife freaking the #$@* out because the mouse we had been trying to catch got caught by the tail and was dragging the trap across the floor. I should have filmed it but at 430 I don't think too quickly. ::

LOL! ::

I guess for women "it's the little things that count" applies in lots of other areas too!

I would probably not have been too happy if I was your wife and you thought to get your video camera out WHILE the mouse was still held captive..........but I definitely would have laughed later! ::

[AmyLeigh]

Today I'm laughing because my day started with my Gulf War Vet/ surgical nurse/ triathlete wife freaking the #$@* out because the mouse we had been trying to catch got caught by the tail and was dragging the trap across the floor. I should have filmed it but at 430 I don't think too quickly. ::

I'm not as awesome as your wife, but very few things freak me out. I can handle all sorts of bugs, spiders, reptiles, etc. with no problem, but mice are the bane of my existence. All dh has to do is say that he 'thought' he saw a mouse and I flip. He thinks it's hilarious.

[Blackcat31]

DCM of my newest baby had immunizations a few weeks ago.

(A little back story to family: 3 kids, parents do NOT take them anywhere because 3 kids are too hard to manage : I see the in town shopping regularly and always give them grief about not taking their kids with them.

This family has a 2.5 yr old that wears the pants in the family and is in charge of everyone.

So anyways, I reminded mom several times that I need a copy of the imms.

After nothing for a week, I sent her a text stating child may not come to daycare unless a copy of imms are brought with them upon drop off. (Mom has had PLENTY of time to comply)

This is the text DCM sends me back:

"Oh sh$t! Sorry, I am busy at work that I haven't had time so I'll just text you the dates and you can write them down and fill out the form for me and I'll just sign it when I pick up"


After a few :confused: 's I replied: "I am not sure what you think I do all day at MY work with YOUR kids... plus 7 others but YOU can fill YOUR child's form YOURSELF and bring it to me when you drop off."

...and then for good measure when DCD picked up, I gave him plenty of grief about his wife's misconceptions about what I do all day.

[AmyLeigh]

Everyone is sitting at the table, waiting for lunch.

DCG started singing "What does the fox say?" (I hate that song)

I asked, "Can you think of a less annoying song to sing?"

Everyone together started in with "Let it goooooo"

Even the non-verbal 2 yo. ::

[mommiebookworm]

This was the funniest! Dcb3 found my daughters coconut purse, it was given to her by a friend who went to Hawaii, it's made out of a real coconut. Anyway... He opens it up and slips it on like a bra!! Then comes running down the hall shaking his coconuts! It was hilarious!::

[hope]

This was the funniest! Dcb3 found my daughters coconut purse, it was given to her by a friend who went to Hawaii, it's made out of a real coconut. Anyway... He opens it up and slips it on like a bra!! Then comes running down the hall shaking his coconuts! It was hilarious!::

Hahahaha! I hope you took a picture for his parents! That is great!

[Sunshine74]

DCG2 was singing "Let it Go" (yes, still). She knows all the words, but was in a silly mood. I hear this:

"Let it go, let it go
I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That peeping squirrel is gone!" :confused:

Oh, the mind of a two year old. ::

[hottie8962]

kids say funny stuff

I was at the waterpark with three kids (boys)and we all went in family restroom for them to use the bathroom and the played in the shower too warm upand when I said ok lets go in to the womans so I can change the 6 year old ask why cant u change in here its a family restroom its for u to its for all of us, its for everyone! I said well do u wanna see me naked? He gave me the death stare and then shook is head no, well then come on lets go to the woman s. Then I took the two year old in the stall with me and I had no choice I never change infront of the kids I never do.well i told him dont look at me and he said the cutest voice ok I not looking at u and he puts his hand over h is face fingers spread apart and he had to pee to so he sat backwards on the toilet with his hand over his face.thats was kinda funny

[AmyLeigh]

On the way back from this morning's outing, I hear from the back seat, "Hey, look, someone drew on the car!"

I'm thinking, oh crap, who is drawing on my car.

Then I see the car next to me has fancy schmancy pinstriping.

[NightOwl]

Today, dcm told me her breast milk is beginning to dry up and I told her I know of an herbal tea that gets it flowing again. She said, ehhh, I'm ready to drink again. Baha! We both laughed so hard.

[Play Care]

My dck's love Uptown Funk and sing it all the time. Except some of them can't quite pronounce the word Funk...::

[AmyLeigh]

My dck's love Uptown Funk and sing it all the time. Except some of them can't quite pronounce the word Funk...::

OMG! Same thing here! My 6 yo gets lazy when pronouncing her words, so I really emphasize the NNNNNN.