The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[AmyLeigh]

2 dcgs, both 4 yo princesses, having a conversation about the play jewelry they had chosen
G1: (holding a bracelet) This is mine.
G2: (holding a necklace) No, this is mine.
G1: No, this is mine. (holding bracelet higher)
G2: No, this is mine. (holding necklace higher)

And on and on until I had to stop them. I was laughing and shaking my head at the same time. These two might drive me nuts before they go to school next year.

[Sunchimes]

DCB, 2, did a good job cleaning up today, and I held up my hand and said, "Give me 5". He held up his right hand, and I said, "No, that hand", pointing to his left hand. He's a stroke survivor and needs to use his left hand more, but it is apparently sensitive so he doesn't like it touched. I held up my hand and repeated the whole scene again. The next time, he looked at me then used his right hand to high five his own left hand. :-)

[DaveA]

I use our cable's Children's Music channel as a change of pace from our usual lullaby cds. It just went out for about 30 seconds and came back on- playing "Baby Got Back" (the "I like big butts" song for those who don't know it). ::::::::::

Lasted about a minute before dropping back off. Oops

[Rockgirl]

I started putting a casserole together for dinner, and had a few kids coloring at the table. Kindergarten girl was asking me what it was, how I was making it, etc. She said, "One time, our mom MADE us dinner, instead of just going to get something!"

[Annalee]

i started putting a casserole together for dinner, and had a few kids coloring at the table. Kindergarten girl was asking me what it was, how i was making it, etc. She said, "one time, our mom made us dinner, instead of just going to get something!"

this makes me sad!

[Rockgirl]

this makes me sad!

I can see that side of it, too, but I know it wasn't literally "one time". The mom has mentioned having meals in the crock pot from time to time. Also, the dad is a high school coach, and the whole family goes to his games, so I know they're busy.

[Sunshine74]

Dcg (age 3) was picked up by her grandpa yesterday. She was so excited, and after talking him about her day said, "Papa, tomorrow, I mean in the future, could you please take me to Toys 'R' Us?" Where do they come up with these things?

[daycarediva]

Dcg4 and dcb4 are swinging. They are going the same speed and up/back at the same time.

Dcg announces "We're married!"
"Dcb adds "Miss -, we're married swingers!"

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[Rockgirl]

Dcg4 and dcb4 are swinging. They are going the same speed and up/back at the same time.

Dcg announces "We're married!"
"Dcb adds "Miss -, we're married swingers!"

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This literally made me LOL!

[SignMeUp]

Surprise! P-Mom is on vacation in the tropics this week. Child was brought by grandparent. There were no authorizations signed for alternative pick-up people. They brought me a Christmas gift, a stack of used books. Two of them have my name on them . Apparently I lent them to her at some point - I don't even remember. Merry Christmas to me! From me ::

[Shell]

Surprise! P-Mom is on vacation in the tropics this week. Child was brought by grandparent. There were no authorizations signed for alternative pick-up people. They brought me a Christmas gift, a stack of used books. Two of them have my name on them . Apparently I lent them to her at some point - I don't even remember. Merry Christmas to me! From me ::

Wow! How generous to re-gift all that stuff ::

[SignMeUp]

Wow! How generous to re-gift all that stuff ::

I know, right? ::
P-Mom is the gift that keeps that keeps on giving

[daycarediva]

Surprise! P-Mom is on vacation in the tropics this week. Child was brought by grandparent. There were no authorizations signed for alternative pick-up people. They brought me a Christmas gift, a stack of used books. Two of them have my name on them . Apparently I lent them to her at some point - I don't even remember. Merry Christmas to me! From me ::

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she is something else!!!

[DaveA]

The way-too-cute infant that my wife LOVES playing with came in a tshirt today that reads "Dude! You're girlfriend keeps checking me out!" ::

[daycarediva]

The way-too-cute infant that my wife LOVES playing with came in a tshirt today that reads "Dude! You're girlfriend keeps checking me out!" ::

CUTE!!! I got a breastfeeding dcm a onesie that says "I get more boob action than Daddy."