The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[mema]

This was yesterday, but forgot to post.

We had baked sweet potatoes cut up with olive oil, rosemary and some various other seasonings. We've had this numerous times before.

Dcg: why are you feeding me grass?
Me::confused:
Dcg: right here. why are you giving me grass?
Me::: that's rosemary dear. it has a great flavor. try it.
Dcg: well, I'm not eating grass
Me: ok ::

[Country Kids]

2.5 yr old DCG is getting ready to lay down for rest time.

She lays her plastic headband next to her napmat and in a very annoyed voice says "Stupid crown keeps falling off!" ::

She has always been my drama queen!

LOVE THIS!!!!!::

[Country Kids]

This was yesterday, but forgot to post.

We had baked sweet potatoes cut up with olive oil, rosemary and some various other seasonings. We've had this numerous times before.

Dcg: why are you feeding me grass?
Me::confused:
Dcg: right here. why are you giving me grass?
Me::: that's rosemary dear. it has a great flavor. try it.
Dcg: well, I'm not eating grass
Me: ok ::

What component is grass considered under for the food program?::

[Country Kids]

For a very special friend-

This is actually for the week:

Reading about grown women fighting over cutting up grapes the right size and what types of jeans they wear and how much they cost!

Jay Leno/David Letterman should come on here to get some of their material-::

[mema]

What component is grass considered under for the food program?::

Well grain of course! Too bad there is too much snow/ice covering it up or we would have it everyday

[mema]

Dcb (2) comes to me and says I want the fart stuff! What??? The fart stuff! Sorry, don't know what that is. Show me. He walks over by the felt board::!

[daycarediva]

Dcb comes in underpants as I requested (no accidents in two weeks, at JUST 2!) and he tells everyone LOUDLY at circle time that "ME HAS A PUWSY IN MY UNNA PANS!" (say that outloud) I am trying very very hard NOT to laugh at him, and I asked him about 3-4 more times, always the same "PUWSY!" response. My dh came around the corner STARING at me and said "Did he just say what I think he said?" Finally he just yanked his pants down.


PERCY. The Thomas train.

[Patches]

Dcb comes in underpants as I requested (no accidents in two weeks, at JUST 2!) and he tells everyone LOUDLY at circle time that "ME HAS A PUWSY IN MY UNNA PANS!" (say that outloud) I am trying very very hard NOT to laugh at him, and I asked him about 3-4 more times, always the same "PUWSY!" response. My dh came around the corner STARING at me and said "Did he just say what I think he said?" Finally he just yanked his pants down.


PERCY. The Thomas train.

omg! it's nap time and I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud at this ::::

[LeslieG]

A DCB (3 years old) was very concerned about a child who had to stay home from daycare because they had a fever. He couldn't stop talking about it. I asked him if he'd ever had a fever before... he said "No, I only have the poops when I'm sick". HAHA cute::

[DaycareMomma]

Today my son grabs my phone and starts to take pictures of the 2 year old dcb I have today. Little dcb starts posing and my 5 year old son says "Work it J, work it. Put your hand on your hip and be sassy!" OMG I about fell out of my chair laughing so hard!

[NeedaVaca]

DCG (2) lets out a little toot, looks at me and says I have a noisy bottom

[Sugar Magnolia]

We did the Harlem Shake!::::

[Sunshine74]

DCG wanted to sing "Farmer in the Dead". Umm, is that the zombie version of "Farmer in the Dell"? LOL ::

[Texasjeepgirl]

Daycare Boy.. 3 1/2..
wild... double wild.. won't calm down..
flying all over the room..
Finally I say.. STOP running around like a lunatic
(probably not appropriate for me to say.. but)
He says..
My dog has 'ticks'........ BUT... I'm not a 'luna tick'

[BumbleBee]

SA: I know where Alaska is!

Me: Cool! Where is it?

SA: Right next to Mexico!


I didn't even try to explain.