The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[GretasLittleFriends]

DCB4 "Hey look! I have a wayro car. Waaaayro, waaaayro, waaaayro, waaaayro"

The car, in case you were wondering, was black and white with red and blue lights on top of it.

[mema]

Dcg2's version of the alphabet
a b d d e f g elmo wants to pee s t y z! Then breaks into tinkle, tinkle little star ::

[AmyLeigh]

Have two today

1.) My 3 yo dd was doing a daycare 'interview' with me today. She was looking for care for her toy froggie while she goes to work. She checked out the playroom, asked about food (do you have grapes? Froggie loves grapes), etc. I must have impressed her because I got the job! ::::::

2.) Instead of "Who let the dogs out", the song has become "Who let the farts out?!" Ahhhh....5 yo boys.

[Blackcat31]

I have a DCG here today who is celebrating her 5th birthday.

She comes in this morning and I say to her "Wow! You look so much bigger today! Isn't today your birthday?"

She replies "Yes, I am 5 today so I don't need rules anymore because now I am old enough to know better!" :: ::

[Childminder]

Dcb 1.5 was being stripped of his clothes because of a blow out and was standing up while I pulled his shirt over his head. Dcg 2.5 walked by just then and said: "He has a tail". She is the youngest of all girls and I guess she has never seen her dad's tail.

[SilverSabre25]

Just looked over to see my 10.5 month old happily using the 8 month old for a pillow while the 8 month old was happily smacking the 10.5 month old in the head. Both were perfectly happy with this arrangement until the 10.5 month old rolled over onto 8 month old's face....8 month old started to cry and rolled out from under 10.5 month old. 10.5 month looked cried and looked at me all hurt like, "Hey! He moved!" I told him "Well, he didn't like you laying on his face!" and 10.5 month old made an exasperated sighing noise with a bit of raspberry thrown in.

Babies are funny.

[SilverSabre25]

dck 1: "You're wrong!'

dck 2: "I not wrong, I [name]!"

This went on for a few exchanges before I intervened and made it stop ::

[Fruitloops1]

A little background info: My husband is going through a lawsuit with a medical clinic that is claiming he owes them money for a surgery that was supposedly not covered by his insurance, but the insurance claims it was paid but it was billed as an out-of-network thing...So he has been stressed a bit, trying to find a decent, affordable lawyer.
From my ALMOST 16 year old step-son: I want to be a lawyer! I am going to be Papi's (dad's) lawyer for his medical case.
Me: That’s great! You think you are going to be able to pass the BAR exam in time to defend him in the case?
Step-son: Bar? But I can’t get into a bar? I'm not even 16 yet! (He gave me a super goofy eye rolling DUH!! Kind of look)

Gotta love him!!

[sharlan]

I called my 5 yo in for lunch yesterday. He was out back playing in the sand/water box and didn't want to come in.

"I can't come right now, I'm too busy doing my job."

[Blackcat31]

It was thundering and stormy yesterday at closing time.

DCB age 4 to his dad at pick up: "Dad is the thunder going to get on us?"

Dad: "No, thunder won't get on us, it is just a sound....a kind of scary one but just a sound. It won't hurt you."

DCB (after thinking about it for a few minutes): "Oh, kind of like 'B's crying. It is just a sound......kind of annoying but it won't hurt us."

::::::

"B" is my screamer baby who screams ALLLLLLL day long.

[Childminder]

Four year old day care girl asks four year old day care boy: "Have you ever had Tuberculosis?"

[MizzCheryl]

DCG3 says "I don't have a pillow"
me "why"
DCG "My husband took it"
Me "Why did he take your pillow"
DCG "cause I was hitting and smacking him"
LOL she is too funny

[GretasLittleFriends]

DCB4 "Ants are attacking my brain!!!"
DCG4 "What brain?"

I had to walk away and laugh, then come back and explain to the girl what a brain is because she didn't know, and that is what she was asking.

[jokalima]

IDK if it's funny , maybe not but IDK where else to comment about it.

Lately I have been getting in my mail box lots of boxes, well not lots but more than usual, today my sister noticed another 2 packages and said, joka really? What's all this about you and buying thing over the internet?

ANd the I realized, I don't have a social life anymore, I don't go out like I used to because I am SO Tired all the time, even the weekends are DC related because of cleaning and organizing, so I just sit and shop online, it's like my little private mall.

She just looked @ me and laughed, I laughed to because it's just the reality of my life now.

[Bookworm]

I have always enjoyed joking around with my class so yesterday, I decided to play around with them by telling them that after snack I was going to give them a password for our class. Now if any of you ladies and gentlemen have ever seen "Purple Rain" starring Prince, there is a scene where 2 characters discuss a new password. The new password is "WHAT". Well I start off by telling them that the new password is WHAT. So the start yelling out random answers. I then say, "No, the password is WHAT". They start yelling again. Well this went on for about ten minutes when suddenly one of my DCBs jumped up and said "The password is WHAT". Me and the other teacher jumped up and started clapping and hugging him. I was so impressed that I gave him a dollar. Best day ever.