The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[MrsB]

vocab practice

Testing a SA boy (4th grade) on his vocubalary for the upcoming test. He is trying to rush through so he can join the others playing. I ask him what "surfaced" means. His response "one who masters surfing". Hahaha

[Michelle]

On the way home from dance class today

"Molly" says to "Sally" ...."Hey Sally"..

Sally- "what?"

Molly- "Are you awake?'

Sally- "umm yea"

Molly- "oh"

[MrsB]

DCG turns 3 today! I ask her "so how does it feel to be 3 now" using a wii remote controller as a microphone.

She doesnt skip a beat, "well my mom and I talked about it and now that I am 3, I dont need a nap anymore!!"

Uhhh, is it mom or daughter trying to pull a fast one on me!happyfacehappyface

[SD DaycareMOM]

Two of my dck and my ds this morning were trying to say "Holy guacamole!," but instead kept saying, "holy crack-a-mol-ee!" Made me laugh out loud. ::

[AmyLeigh]

4 yo dcb "Y" was watching me season the turkey we are going to have for dinner.

y: Hey, look at the big chicken!

Me: It's a turkey, Y, not a chicken

Y: Someone killed a turkey?!?!

Me: Uhhhh...yeah....

Y: Cool, someone killed a turkey!

Me:

[Cat Herder]

I debated which thread to put this in. :confused:

For me it is a VENT....grrr....

BUT I think, for you guys, it will be funny..... I may even think so, tomorrow.

I spent HOURS going through cabinets, sorting, getting the spring curriculum together and rearranging to put the linens behind lock and key. (the DCK's are in a peeling phase, "Safety First" products CANNOT keep up)

I whip through lunch, get everyone cleaned up from outside and start getting ready for nap...then it hits me.

Where is the key????????? Somewhere between here and the playground, I presume.

Yep, diapers, wipes, blankets, mats, sheets.... EVERYTHING....locked.

After a brief delay I located a drill/screwdriver bit, took the hinges off the cabinets and got back on track. Ugh...two Mondays in a row for me this week.

[Msiferllc]

Funny

My 2.5 year old was doing laundry with my wife, and noticed the cat box needed cleaned. She turned to my wife and said "I think daddy need to clean lilly poops". Very cute!

[Childminder]

Song of the Day

Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dotted kiwi. ::

[Blackcat31]

I normally wear contacts but wore my glasses today because I have a 4 yr old DCG that just got her own glasses and is having a tough time with them.

I thought I'd wear mine today to show her that it is ok and a lot of people wear glasses.

A 4 yr old DCB came in this morning and said "Whoa, Miss C! You look funny today! Are you still you?" ::

[Countrygal]

My dgs was at a friends house (gs is 5 and friends are 4 and 3). On the way home I asked if he had fun and he said YES!, but _____ and _____ really need to learn to pick up their things!!! ROFL!!!!happyface::

[GretasLittleFriends]

DCB (Turned 4 on Monday), DCG almost 4, and DD (almost 2) were crawling around today pretending to be puppies. This is VERY common lately. The light must have been just right today, DCB stops, jumps up, and (very quickly walking) comes over to me.

"Greta, I'm a real puppy, look I'm all fuzzy. I don't want a tail." He, apparently for the first time today, noticed that he has clear fine hair on his arms. I assured him that everybody has hair on their arms. After examining my arms and several other kids' arms, he decided he's still a little boy and won't turn into a dog.

On a side thought, I wonder if he's watched Disney's Pinocchio at home lately...

[SilverSabre25]

Watching Signing Time, one dcg said, "Eew, yucky skunk!" and then dcb ( who loves to argue followed with , "No, yummy skunk!"

Then everyone began declaring, "Yummy ______" for each and every animal ::

[MrsB]

I have a drop-in 3yr old today. She picks up my etch-a-sketch and starts sliding her finger across the screen. "Mrs B, this thing doesnt work"

"Sorry hunny, you have to use the nobs, its not a touch screen"::::::

[Michelle]

I have a drop-in 3yr old today. She picks up my etch-a-sketch and starts sliding her finger across the screen. "Mrs B, this thing doesnt work"

"Sorry hunny, you have to use the nobs, its not a touch screen"::::::

that is so cute!
I have a mac and an ipod and sometimes when I am on another type of computer, I try to make things bigger on the mouse pad or try touching the screen

[Blackcat31]

I have a 4 yr old DCG who recently got glasses. Her eye Dr is telling her to tell him if her eyes aren't seeing correctly so he can adjust her prescription if necessary so...

Today after rest time she says to me "Miss C, when I was napping today, I couldn't really see that well without my glasses."

I told her that happens to everyone when your eyes are closed. ::::