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  • fifi
    Daycare.com Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 20

    This afternoon 3 boys were at a small table playing with shaving foam and cars. One 3y/o looked up innocently at me and said, "When you have a boner in your pants that's a private part, right, Ms. F?" I had to turn my head and quickly walk away so he wouldn't see me trying not to laugh.

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    • Annalee
      Daycare.com Member
      • Jul 2012
      • 5864

      DCM at drop off today "dcg2 actually slept good last night"....me: "oh, in her own bed?"....DCM "no, we can't get her to sleep in her own bed"...Me: "I knew she co-slept, was just asking to see if you answered correctly"...DCM very hateful "now how would you know how she slept"....Me: "because dcg2 is extremely tired every morning so I know even though she may have slept, she did not REST". OOOOOHHHHHHHH she did not leave happy. This is a mom I really enjoy conversing with. She is a "know it all" and "i got it all figured out"....she hates contract/policy but she does abide, just gives me "those looks" all the time.::

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      • Lil_Diddle
        Daycare.com Member
        • Aug 2016
        • 188

        Working on the letter of the week, for Ee today we did elephants. While I got the rest mats out and changed pants the kids watched Wild Keats, an episode on elephants. After my work was done I asked the kids did you learn anything about elephants? DCB says, "did you know you can pee in the shower?" "Did they say that in the show?" His response, "no, but there's a drain, so...."

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        • DaveA
          Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
          • Jul 2014
          • 4245

          Put Christmas lights up over the weekend. DCK's that came before sunrise were not happy that they were not on. :: Sorry kiddos but it's about 40 strands of C9 LED lights synched to a controller to flash in time to Christmas Carrols. Not doing that to my neighbors at 615 am.

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          • Mike
            starting daycare someday
            • Jan 2014
            • 2507

            Originally posted by DaveA
            Put Christmas lights up over the weekend. DCK's that came before sunrise were not happy that they were not on. :: Sorry kiddos but it's about 40 strands of C9 LED lights synched to a controller to flash in time to Christmas Carrols. Not doing that to my neighbors at 615 am.
            You scrooge ::
            Maybe the neighbours would like to wake up to a beautiful light show.
            Children are little angels, even when they are little devils.
            They are also our future.

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            • Jupadia
              Daycare.com Member
              • Nov 2016
              • 836

              I have a new thumb ****er in my house. She is only 10 weeks old but when she's asleep in rose the paw. That's right my new kitten ****s her paw and purres load when she falls asleep. I had no clue that cats did this.

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              • Blackcat31
                • Oct 2010
                • 36124

                This is probably the funniest Little Tikes "vehicle" I've ever seen!

                I don't know....but I think it's hilarious!
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                • storybookending
                  Daycare.com Member
                  • Jan 2017
                  • 1484

                  Originally posted by Blackcat31
                  This is probably the funniest Little Tikes "vehicle" I've ever seen!

                  I don't know....but I think it's hilarious!
                  Ticked! I just bought my niece the traditional cozy coupe, but in pink, for her birthday in November. This is so much cooler and her parents would hate it ::

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                  • DaveA
                    Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 4245

                    My storage room where I keep all the toys & stuff I rotate in and out of the classroom is in the basement. DCB4 notices every change I make and always asks where "X" is to which I reply "downstairs". Since we don't use the basement for daycare they've never seen it except for severe weather spot near the stairs. DCM told me that DCB has been trying to explain to her about the "downstairs". Apparently to him it's a mystical land of neverending toys, games, and supplies that I'm hiding from the children. ::

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                    • Cat Herder
                      Advanced Daycare.com Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 13744

                      Originally posted by DaveA
                      My storage room where I keep all the toys & stuff I rotate in and out of the classroom is in the basement. DCB4 notices every change I make and always asks where "X" is to which I reply "downstairs". Since we don't use the basement for daycare they've never seen it except for severe weather spot near the stairs. DCM told me that DCB has been trying to explain to her about the "downstairs". Apparently to him it's a mystical land of neverending toys, games, and supplies that I'm hiding from the children. ::
                      I see the start to a wonderful childrens book.
                      - Unless otherwise stated, all my posts are personal opinion and worth what you paid for them.

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                      • DaveA
                        Daycare.com Member and Bladesmith
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 4245

                        Originally posted by Cat Herder
                        I see the start to a wonderful childrens book.
                        ::. I’ll have to think on that one a bit.

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                        • Pestle
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • May 2016
                          • 1729

                          Blech--it won't let me post the image.

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                          • Pestle
                            Daycare.com Member
                            • May 2016
                            • 1729

                            Tryin' again. . . from Fake Science on Facebook.
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                            • Blackcat31
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 36124

                              Originally posted by Pestle
                              Tryin' again. . . from Fake Science on Facebook.
                              ::::::::

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                              • Josiegirl
                                Daycare.com Member
                                • Jun 2013
                                • 10834

                                Originally posted by Pestle
                                Tryin' again. . . from Fake Science on Facebook.
                                I love that! Whenever I need to laugh I'll have to come back to read it.

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