The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Josiegirl]

I had to laugh or else I would've cried. My FP sponsor came right as I was trying to get lunch put on plates. I let her in and continue on my business. So I put my 13 mo into her high chair and she starts screaming. I give her the plate of food thinking it'll calm her down but she just gets worse. She's scared to death of this person in our kitchen. So I get the others washed up and served lunch and go to take the tray off the high chair to get 13 mo out, and it falls onto the floor, food everywhere. I leave it and get her a few pieces of food and sit her in my lap, letting her eat there. She calms down and is fine. 10 minutes into lunch, food is all over the floor(I remind FP lady my dogs will be happy and she laughs), food is all over my pants(including squished peaches and green beans) and all over dcg. And then 4 mo dcb, who has been so sweet and patient through all of this, sitting with us in his bouncer seat, thinks it's his turn to wail. Ten more minutes of helping dcg eat in my lap, bouncing dcb with my foot, and trying to answer questions from FP lady, plus trying to serve 3 yo dcgs who now want seconds.
Ahhhh fun times.....

[Sweet pea]

Dcb 4 tells me he tired because mum and dad woke him up. Oh I said were they being to loud getting ready for work?
No, they woke me in the night, I shouted hey you hurting my ears you too noisy ( then he starts making the noises that woke him up ) so I go and tell them and they are playing ninja in the blankets! I'm not even allowed to play ninja!

I don't think I needed to know that 😂😂😂😂
I wondered if I should tell his mum but I don't think I could find the words !

[Josiegirl]

Dcb 4 tells me he tired because mum and dad woke him up. Oh I said were they being to loud getting ready for work?
No, they woke me in the night, I shouted hey you hurting my ears you too noisy ( then he starts making the noises that woke him up ) so I go and tell them and they are playing ninja in the blankets! I'm not even allowed to play ninja!

I don't think I needed to know that 😂😂😂😂
I wondered if I should tell his mum but I don't think I could find the words !

Ninja in the blankets LOL I doubt I'd mention the newfound info to dcps, I'm sure dcb already embarrassed them enough. Too Funny And poor child, he is way too young to play ninja. ::

[DaveA]

DCB 10 is describing the wedding he went to last weekend. His description of the bouquet/ garter toss- “The girl threw her flowers and all the women tried to catch them. The guy took a rubber band off her leg. And when he tried to flick the guys with it they ran away.”::

[Miss A]

My DS-1 demanding I sit on the couch with him and read the cement truck book by having a full on throw himself on the floor backwards and push himself arou d with his feet tantrum. I give in, we get settled in, I open the book to the first page and start "Mikey the Mixer.." and he plugs both ears. Really, was that worth a tantrum!?!

[fifi]

Yesterday, while we were getting ready to go outside after afternoon snack, 3 y/o dcbN says, "What if my dad gets here?" I said to him, "Well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

3 y/o dcbP says, "Ms. F, when can we go to that bridge? I want to go to that bridge now."

[BumbleBee]

Dcb4 asks a lot of science related questions that we don't always (rarely) know the answers to. So we utilize google, a lot. Our go to phrase when he has us stumped is "let's google it and see what we can find."

Friday on our walk he pipes up "do you have your google with you?" No dcb, I don't. "Oh, ok. Then I'll just wait until we get home to ask you a google question." ::

I miss 6 months ago when it was easy stuff like how does magma form, what is Jupiter made of, how do diamonds form, why doesn't Saturn fall out of it's rings, when everybody dies, what will be left on the earth? Now it's stuff like, what lives at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, why are Uranus' rings vertical while Saturn's are horizontal?

I feel like I should've majored in science!

[daycarediva]

Dcb4 asks a lot of science related questions that we don't always (rarely) know the answers to. So we utilize google, a lot. Our go to phrase when he has us stumped is "let's google it and see what we can find."

Friday on our walk he pipes up "do you have your google with you?" No dcb, I don't. "Oh, ok. Then I'll just wait until we get home to ask you a google question." ::

I miss 6 months ago when it was easy stuff like how does magma form, what is Jupiter made of, how do diamonds form, why doesn't Saturn fall out of it's rings, when everybody dies, what will be left on the earth? Now it's stuff like, what lives at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, why are Uranus' rings vertical while Saturn's are horizontal?

I feel like I should've majored in science!

::

I had a dcm tell a 4yo that the leaves are falling because "The trees are tired of holding the leaves up."

I mean, if you don't KNOW- just google it and explain it, because the TRUE explanation is not going over well because "My mama said.."

[Josiegirl]

Dcb4 asks a lot of science related questions that we don't always (rarely) know the answers to. So we utilize google, a lot. Our go to phrase when he has us stumped is "let's google it and see what we can find."

Friday on our walk he pipes up "do you have your google with you?" No dcb, I don't. "Oh, ok. Then I'll just wait until we get home to ask you a google question." ::

I miss 6 months ago when it was easy stuff like how does magma form, what is Jupiter made of, how do diamonds form, why doesn't Saturn fall out of it's rings, when everybody dies, what will be left on the earth? Now it's stuff like, what lives at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, why are Uranus' rings vertical while Saturn's are horizontal?

I feel like I should've majored in science!

Holy Moley!! Maybe if you wait til the kid is 5, you can ask him the questions instead!:: His teachers are going to be searching out some unique extra activities for that one.
I remember taking my ds out trick or treating back when he was around that age. One house he started telling the person handing out the candy, all about robotics. Thirty years ago...I left thinking 'whose kid is this?'

[fifi]

This afternoon, while playing outside, dcb4 shows me a container he has filled with wood chips, and then dumps them out. He fills it again, telling me the wood chips are money. Then he tells me that you go to the doctor to get money, so I said to him, "Oh, well I'll have to go to the doctor more often then!"

Then he says, "I'm going to go to the doctor and make lots and lots of money. I'm going to be the mummy who works at the doctor and make money for lots and lots of years."

Somehow this doesn't seem as funny now that I am typing it, but at the time I could hardly stop laughing.

[happymom]

My mom is visiting (yay!) and she is staying with us and helping me with my kids while my husband is on a business trip.

This morning my 2 year old woke up at 4:30am. I went in to his room to help him back to sleep and my mom woke up and started walking in. He says "GRAMMY!!!" and she was elated that he wanted to see her and also didn't realize how early it was and honestly thought it was morning.

My 2 year old proceeds to point to the kitchen and say "coffee!"....so my mom makes coffee and doesn't realize it was 4:30 until she was half way through a cup. Poor mom....I went back to bed and the two of them stayed up, .

[Cat Herder]

20 months playing with sorter muttering "puppies threes, puppies threes, puppies threes" goes on for a while. I am intrigued but wait for it.

2 minutes go by. :confused:

Stands and shouts "next time wontcha sing with me!!!"

There it is. lovethis

[Mom2Two]

When dcb1 loves to wisk his placemat onto the floor...sometimes the only solution is from the hardware store!

[Jupadia]

My kid last night ( age 4.5) I asked him to make sure his listening ears were turned on. His reply "Ok I will, they just have to load first"

[DaveA]

DCG2 was flat on her back crying because she “had fun and didn’t want to!” ::