The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[Blackcat31]

Unfortunately I wasn't able to witness this, but my manager told me this story this morning and I had to laugh/share.

Dcb2 has been getting a few scratches on his face lately because toddlers. Dcd is very upset, so went to talk to manager.

Apparently dcd closed the conversation with, "It's just I'm trying to get him into modeling and acting, and if his face is all messed up like this, he'll never be able to have a modeling career."

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that IS funny!

[DaveA]

Unfortunately I wasn't able to witness this, but my manager told me this story this morning and I had to laugh/share.

Dcb2 has been getting a few scratches on his face lately because toddlers. Dcd is very upset, so went to talk to manager.

Apparently dcd closed the conversation with, "It's just I'm trying to get him into modeling and acting, and if his face is all messed up like this, he'll never be able to have a modeling career."

Oh WOW!

[hope]

Dcm text me......

Dcg is mostly potty trained! She only has a few accidents a day and has to be naked from the waist down because wearing underwear confuses her. But she is going on the potty!

Wow

[Controlled Chaos]

Dcm text me......

Dcg is mostly potty trained! She only has a few accidents a day and has to be naked from the waist down because wearing underwear confuses her. But she is going on the potty!

Wow

Oh good lord ::

[DaveA]

Dcm text me......

Dcg is mostly potty trained! She only has a few accidents a day and has to be naked from the waist down because wearing underwear confuses her. But she is going on the potty!

Wow

Wow is right. By that standard I'm a pro baseball player. All I'm missing is the ability to hit, pitch, or field.

[Play Care]

Today I loaded the kids up with sugary treats and then sent them home!!!::::::::

[daycarediva]

Dcm text me......

Dcg is mostly potty trained! She only has a few accidents a day and has to be naked from the waist down because wearing underwear confuses her. But she is going on the potty!

Wow

OH MY WORD.

Wow is right. By that standard I'm a pro baseball player. All I'm missing is the ability to hit, pitch, or field.

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Today I loaded the kids up with sugary treats and then sent them home!!!::::::::

:: PAYBACK!!!

[Febby]

Today I loaded the kids up with sugary treats and then sent them home!!!::::::::

Same.

And I sent some sugary treats home with them!

[Sunshine74]

Today I loaded the kids up with sugary treats and then sent them home!!!::::::::

Same.

And I sent some sugary treats home with them!

Same x2... LoL

[mamamanda]

Dcg 5 is ALWAYS sick and has brought in many, many sicknesses over the last year. She had a cold last week and now 3 of us got it. She was so concerned about ds' voice and asked, "Why doesn't he feel good? How did he get sick?" Being frustrated over the fact it is a constant issue with her family I got a little snarky and said, "You were sick several days last week. I'm sure he just got your cold." Without missing a beat she said, "No, I still have mine!"

[LittleTikes]

I love new talkers. I have a little boy right now walking around "drinking coffee", He always switches the f and the c around, so it sounds rather like a swear. Having a hard time not laughing every single time.

LOL! My dd has a lisp and keeps announcing that she wants to go see the Peanuts movie--much to the delight of her teenage sibling and friends. I told her just to call it, "Charlie Brown."::

[Annalee]

LOL! My dd has a lisp and keeps announcing that she wants to go see the Peanuts movie--much to the delight of her teenage sibling and friends. I told her just to call it, "Charlie Brown."::

I have a special needs nephew that is 20 years old now but like a 4 year old. He loves wearing his daddy's socks. Anyway, we were in a large group the other day and he kept telling this lady that he was wearing his daddy's socks but she thought he kept saying his daddy ****s...:: She kept saying no, don't say that and when I realized what he was saying I explained it to her..::

[kitykids3]

Sometimes I stick out my tongue in fun to the kids as part of making silly faces to them. Today I did and my 3 month old stuck his tongue out. too cute.

[Play Care]

Every time I sit on the floor the 18 month old is always trying to pull the back of my pants down. I kept wondering why he does that. This morning as I pulled him aside for a quick diap check, it hit me. I'm getting my pants checked for poo ::::::

[Controlled Chaos]

Every time I sit on the floor the 18 month old is always trying to pull the back of my pants down. I kept wondering why he does that. This morning as I pulled him aside for a quick diap check, it hit me. I'm getting my pants checked for poo ::::::

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I have a dcg 23m who checks all the other kids diapers all day