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  • Lefse&Kids
    New Daycare.com Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 58

    watching a 20 month old (who no longer gets a paci) "correct" a 4 month old by taking the paci out of the baby's mouth, pat the baby's tummy, then give me the pacifier and then point to the "offender".

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    • 2 young 2 feel this old
      New Daycare.com Member
      • Feb 2013
      • 24

      OOOPS she is old enought to "get it" now!

      After quiet time I play music, today an upbeat song (from disney) was on and DCG2 starts dancing happyface TOO CUTE! I look over again and her shirt is off and her hips are gyrating I asked her what she was doing and she said "I dancing" I shared the story laughingly with DCM and she explained the she and DCD were flipping through channels and a popular movie came on with some questionable dance moves in it, they didn't think DCG was really watching until she stared mimicing the moves. I think we will stick with nursery rhymes to end quiet time for awhile. ::
      Last edited by 2 young 2 feel this old; 06-27-2013, 03:17 PM. Reason: removed some info for privacy

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      • BumbleBee
        Daycare.com Member
        • Jun 2012
        • 2380

        My dck are currently pretending they're amish pirates. No lack of imagination here.

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        • Josiegirl
          Daycare.com Member
          • Jun 2013
          • 10834

          I caught 6 yo dcb picking up 13 month old girl and I get nervous about things like that so the conversation went like this:
          Me: Dcb, you need to ask permission first.
          Dcb: I did.
          Me: I didn't hear you?
          Dcb: I didn't ask you. I asked her(pointing to 13 month dcg.)

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          • Lefse&Kids
            New Daycare.com Member
            • Oct 2012
            • 58

            My son goes to a dcb with this stick contstructed contraption thingy and says (very well pronounced)"...this is a zzzvuujukkenjvuuzill".... seriously, this word was on purpose. I asked him to repeat it and he said no.

            He then asks me where I want him to play. I suggest on the couch next to me and he says.... "umm, I don't want to be next to you.." oh motherhood..

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            • Blackcat31
              • Oct 2010
              • 36124

              As I am putting peanut butter on a few bagels for snack, DCG age 5 says "Are there peanuts in that? I don't like anything with nuts."

              I say "Um, it's peanut butter...it's made from nuts"

              She says "Oh okay. Well I love peanut butter."

              I say "But I thought you said you don't like anything with nuts?"

              She says "I don't."


              :confused::confused: :: :: ::

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              • Scout
                Daycare.com Member
                • Aug 2012
                • 1774

                Me to ds, 2 yo, "Did you poop?"
                him, "no, Spiderman did!"::

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                • Childminder
                  Advanced Daycare.com Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 1500

                  Sooo...Sam(3) is watching the Land Before Time and sees a Brontosaurus and T-Rex fight. "Gramma, did you ever see dinosaurs fight?" "No I haven't" I reply. "Well I thought cause you lived a long time ago and are really old, you might have." Thanks Sam, I love you too.
                  I see little people.

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                  • BumbleBee
                    Daycare.com Member
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 2380

                    Originally posted by Childminder
                    Sooo...Sam(3) is watching the Land Before Time and sees a Brontosaurus and T-Rex fight. "Gramma, did you ever see dinosaurs fight?" "No I haven't" I reply. "Well I thought cause you lived a long time ago and are really old, you might have." Thanks Sam, I love you too.

                    :: My dck think my mom rode to school on a brontosaurus. She told them that as a joke when they commented on how old she was. Unfortunately, they believed her.

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                    • Sunchimes
                      Daycare.com Member
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 1847

                      Playing fetch with the cat

                      My cats love the dcks and spend most of the day being stepped on, tripped over, spit up on, drooled on, and loved. They have little plastic balls that I usually keep hidden because they are too small for the babies to find. However, one recently surfaced and my cat and dcg are playing fetch. They started this game about the time she learned to walk (she's nearly 3 now), and whenever Kitty finds one of his toys, it starts up again. DCG throws the ball down the hall, Kitty leaps over the gate and runs after it while the kids squeal, then Kitty runs back to the gate, leaps over it into the playroom and drops the ball at dcg's feet. Repeat endlessly. That wonderful cat can keep all of the kids entertained for 20 minutes at a time by fetching that ball. I need to keep the camera handy to do a video before the ball "goes missing" again.

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                      • GrannyJ
                        Daycare.com Member
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 108

                        dcg4- GrannyJ I have a brain and you have a brain.

                        Me- Yes, everyone has a brain.

                        dcg- No, my mommy says the peoples at her work don't have a brain!!!

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                        • daycarediva
                          Daycare.com Member
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 11698

                          I always lay the kids down in the nap room, read them their stories, do tuck in's, put on music and sit down to complete paperwork on the laptop until everyone falls asleep. Today I had already finished my paperwork, so I got out my ipad and was going to play angry birds.

                          dcb: "Miss ***** you doing your paperwork?"
                          me: "Yes dcb, now shhhh it's rest time."
                          dcb: "I CALL BS! YOU'RE PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS!"

                          I almost peed my pants trying not to laugh at him. He still doesn't quite get why 'BS' is a naughty word. ::

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                          • Lyss
                            Chaos Coordinator :)
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 1429

                            DCG (3.5) was playing with the toy laptop on the table and talking on the play cell phone after random chatting and "work" DCG sighs heavily and says:

                            "Uh I said no! Jeez I'm so tired of doing your timesheets for you" and pretends to hang up the phone "My job is so fust trading, i need a vacation"

                            ::

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                            • BumbleBee
                              Daycare.com Member
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 2380

                              Me: Dcb go potty please.

                              Dcb: My p*n*s no hassa go potty. See, I ask him... *looks down at his p*n*s* and says "p*n*s, you hassa go potty?" *raises voice a few notes* "oh no, I no hassa go potty!" Dcb looks at me and goes "see, he say no."


                              I was rofl. And yes, I did make him go potty, despite what his p*n*s said.

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                              • CedarCreek
                                Advanced Daycare.com Member
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 1600

                                I have one DCB in particular that repeats a lot of what he hears (Mom insisted he learned "shut up" from my house. He ABSOLUTELY did not.)

                                Yesterday, he came into the living room singing. I started to listen to hear what the song was:

                                DCB: "I put my hand up on yo hip, then I dip, you dip, we dip!"

                                Me: "No, thank you! I love your singing but please pick another song!"

                                Yeah, he hears all the bad things from my house

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