The FUNNY Thread - What Made You Laugh Today?

[BumbleBee]

Dcb comes in underpants as I requested (no accidents in two weeks, at JUST 2!) and he tells everyone LOUDLY at circle time that "ME HAS A PUWSY IN MY UNNA PANS!" (say that outloud) I am trying very very hard NOT to laugh at him, and I asked him about 3-4 more times, always the same "PUWSY!" response. My dh came around the corner STARING at me and said "Did he just say what I think he said?" Finally he just yanked his pants down.


PERCY. The Thomas train.

Roflmao...that is to funny

[BumbleBee]

Me: "Unless your brother is bleeding or dying you need to LEAVE HIM ALONE

Dck to her brother: "You need to get hurt so I can play with you."

I give up

[jokalima]

The unit

Well I Hope this does not offend no one but it is what happened and it did make me laugh...

While taking a 2.5 yr old to potty, as I took his diaper off he says "I have a big unit" :confused: that's how I was, but he keep on going "I have a big unit like daddy" :: So I asked him "What is your unit?" and he touches his wee wee and says "a big one like daddy" OMG That is something I would be embarrassed of sharing with mom so I won't.

[daycarediva]

Well I Hope this does not offend no one but it is what happened and it did make me laugh...

While taking a 2.5 yr old to potty, as I took his diaper off he says "I have a big unit" :confused: that's how I was, but he keep on going "I have a big unit like daddy" :: So I asked him "What is your unit?" and he touches his wee wee and says "a big one like daddy" OMG That is something I would be embarrassed of sharing with mom so I won't.

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My potty training 2yo dcb told me today "I can't pee right now but I have to go." "Why can't you go dcb?" gestures for me to come closer and whispers "I has a boner."

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[jokalima]

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My potty training 2yo dcb told me today "I can't pee right now but I have to go." "Why can't you go dcb?" gestures for me to come closer and whispers "I has a boner."

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OMG to funny, I omitted that part from my post, that is the reason why this child was saying his unit was big :: Oh dear, this kids are to much

[daycarediva]

They really are a riot! Love them!!

[Bookworm]

A DCG ran up to me on the playground yelling, "I found a peanut butterfly". I asked if it was chunky or smooth. She looked at me as if I was an idiot and said, "What difference does it make, do you plan on eating it"? I had to walk away because I couldn't hold the laugh in.

The Percy story made me spit water on my cat.

[jokalima]

well it did not make me laugh that much, but I guess is kinda funny

I am getting ready for a trip, I have clothes out in my room and 2 blouses hanging from my bedroom door, I have them there because I don't want them to get wrinkled and I am going to place them on top of the rest of clothes in my bag. I already washed everything I have to get something in my room and here comes one of my little guys and grabs my blouse and blows his nose with it, needless to say that when I said "NOOO!!!" it was to late, already had boogies on it. Have to do more laundry now, should I laugh or cry? I guess laugh it out at the end of the day

[canadiancare]

I just told the kids they were frustrating me by not listening. One of my little 2,5 year olds said "awww that's too bad". Not in a bold way but a sympathetic one.

[slorey]

I was reading White Rabbit's Color Book and talking about colors with my kids, asking them to name each of the colors, etc. Neither one of them were getting them right (apparantly we need to work on colors more). Finally they both got blue correct and dcg, 2.5 years old, yells "yay! We know our numbers!" ::

[Play Care]

We planted seeds for our Mother's Day gifts today (fast growing flowers!) and the dcg keeps running over to the window sill to check on them. So I hear the pitter pat of little feet as she goes over then "MRS. K!!! THEY NOT UP YET!!" or "WHEN THEY COMING UP?!" Then a very loud SIGH followed by "Come up flower! come up!"

I am dying here!::

[Cradle2crayons]

Come up flower how precious. I just bought some seeds yesterday we are going to plant this week. Just some marigolds and impatiens. I went to do my Sunday shopping yesterday and after filling my buggy and waiting in the checkout line, the power goes out. CITY WIDE. About that time I got the auto notify about the power at my house being out. Very strange so I had to drive to the next city over. Long story short I spent too much money and I get to the checkout line and my son says "maybe the power will go out here too and we can go to another store" so i say "son, I just drove 20 miles to buy milk and filled up my buggy" so he responds " maybe this place can afford to pay the power bill"

[daycarediva]

Dcb/3 comes out of the bathroom & ANNOUNCES LOUDLY "You hear-ed that pee? It wouldn't turn it off! I jus' tooted! 'Scuse me!" as the mailman was delivering a package to my screen door.

He thanked me for the laugh when I signed for it. BOYS! ::

[nanglgrl]

My daughter brought we our Toy Story Woody doll and asked me why it wasn't making noise when she pulled the string. I said I didn't know and she said, "Someone poisoned his water hole!"

[Cradle2crayons]

Today my second shift mom comes to drop off. Everyone else is down for a nap so she sends dcg to the potty and off to the green room to her mat. Mom pulls out next weeks pay, and is holding it beside her hip. My daughters kitten flew by, grabbed some of the bills in his mouth and ran off with it..we both busted out in laughter....