I Know It's Not Friday But A Funny

[DCMomOf3]

i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.

[Zoe]

i will forget by Friday. LOL Apparently I have a future therapist on my hands.

DCG3; I had a bad Nemo dream.
DS4: Tell me all about it.
DCG3: It was a bad Nemo dream. It had fish.
DS$: Really? Tell me about it.

this went on for about 5 minutes.

Maybe it really was a "bad Nemo" dream! As in, an evil Nemo! ::

[nannyde]

My 3 y/o Blue Boo tells me today that my next door neighbor "Mikey" looks like Cranky from Thomas The Tank Engine.



Bwhahahahahahahahahaha ::::::

[gkids09]

I had an almost 3 year old bring in a duck that quacks when you squeeze it today...I don't allow them to play with toys from home, but I let them show the other kids what it does before they put it up...Anyway, DCG goes into the playroom, squeezes the duck, and it quacks. Almost 4 DCB says, "That duck 'quacks' me up!" I KNOW he meant to say 'cracks' but he can't say his r's and that's how it came out!

[Gurdy]

At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!

[missnikki]

At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!

That is hysterical.

[Blackcat31]

Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!" ::::

[missnikki]

Ahaha!!! Dad's onto us, ladies....

[momatheart]

At breakfast this morning my dd (9) asked my dd (4), "are you a vampire?" and my 4 yo says, "why? what have you heard?". It just cracked me up!

I am laughing out loud over this one. Too funny.

[Zoe]

Ok, I am cutting up stuff for lunchand have a group of 3's sitting at the table doing some crafts...conversationis going like this:

DCB: "Can you pass the markers, please?"
DCG: "You can't have the markers because you are still using the glue"
DCB "You aren't the boss of me"
DCG:" My dad said when you get boobs, you are the boss!" ::::

Sounds like that Dad knows how things are really supposed to work! Love it! ::::::

[Little People]

Two of my dcg's have runny noses, the 2yr old wiped her nose and them looked at the 19mts and said...here let me get that nose for you it has a green buger on it ::::::

[laundrymom]

I have a 4 who told me today that "pee was yellow and that if it was ever green not to flush and go get my mom so she could check it. "

I don't even want to know why that was his worry of the day. Lol