It's Friday...Where Are This Week's Funny Stories?

[Missani]

Maybe it's because I have a few this week, but does anyone else? If so, let's hear 'em! Before I post, though, I will tell you that one is about poop and the other two about breastfeeding, so if that offends you (I don't think it could in this job), you may want to skip mine.

1. DCB almost 2: (shoves a handful of snow into his mouth)
DCB 4: "Awww, 'DCB' now you're gonna have white poop!"

2. One of my DCMs just had a baby last week. She brought the baby to visit, and he was hungry while they were here. DCM went to nurse him and my DS4 went over to see the baby. He's very comfortable with BFing (I BF him and his little brother), so I didn't think anything of it. DCM is also very comfortable and did not cover up at all. Well, I am Caucasion and DCM is Indian. Before I can stop him, DS blurts out, "Why do you have BLACK B**BS???" (Thankfully DCM just laughed hysterically and I was able to convince DS to give them both some space.)

3. Same DCM also has a 2.5 year old. Since DCM is newly breastfeeding, DCG is very interested in "Booboos" (she does NOT mean owies). Anyway, she keeps pointing mine out and I just keep telling her yes, that is what they are, etc. Finally she keeps asking me, "Where's your straw?" It took me a while, but I finally found out that DCM must have told her that baby gets milk from a "straw" in her "booboos." Heeheeheehee!!!! I just told her that I don't have a straw because I don't have a baby to feed. ::

Okay, let's hear them....

[countrymom]

yes, I would have posted sooner but I have to share the puter today with my kids because its a snow day.

yesterday, dcb (he's 2) was in pnp for nap and his girlfriend was in the other one (she just turned 2) and all I hear from him "you hurt my nuts" I seriously had to pick my mouth up off the floor.

something else happened but I can't remember now.

[daycare]

I dont really have any stories that are funny but I am so glad you posted this.. I am so sadden by the fire story and really needed a laugh... those were some funny stories...

I guess the only one I have is kinda gross.

DCB age 4 farted and he said did I poop or fart? OMG I was so grossed out..

[SilverSabre25]

I can't think of any funnies from this week. I like that this is becoming a tradition, though!

[DCMomOf3]

I had some good ones to post but now I am blanking. I'm going to have to start writing them down.

[SilverSabre25]

I had some good ones to post but now I am blanking. I'm going to have to start writing them down.

I was thinking that I'll have to start writing them down, too.

[DCMomOf3]

Well, my son asked if putting on a Mario costume would turn you into Mario. I said not really but you can pretend you are Mario. "Awe. I wish i could turn into Mario, that would be so cool." I always laugh when he says in a sad voice "I wish I could jump into the TV"

[MommyMuffin]

Not funny but cute. My 2yo loves everything princess. A few weeks ago my necklace broke and she talks about it all the time, "mommy your necklace bwoke. So my husband bought me a new one.

Now she says, "Daddy buy you new necklace...hes your prince?" "Can I play with it."

Along with her princess obsession my dcb 2 keeps telling me and his parents "I'm a pincess." I dont think his parents appreciate it.

[melskids]

this one is not so much funny, as it is a little spooky......

2 yr old DCB keeps telling another child to shut up.

after i discuss with him why thats not nice to say, i asked him why he was saying it.

he told me the puppets in the playroom were making him do it.

either my puppets are posessed, or there's somebody in my playroom that only DCB can see!!!!!!

(i'm slightly kidding- i dont believe in ghosts... )

[AnythingsPossible]

Not horribly funny, but the kids were playing "work" yesterday. The DCG said she was gonna quite her job. I asked if I could quite my job too. She said sure, but were still gonna come to your house to play. Kind of defeats the purpose.

Along these same lines, I was also asked by a 4 year old this week why I don't work.

[Little People]

My 5 yr old dcg said my mom works to make money to pay you to take care of me and my sister::::::

[missnikki]

This one is from a 6 year old.

DCG: "Do you know why the Green Lightning soccer team beat the Orange Tigers in their game?"
ME: "No, why did they win?"
DCG: "Well, you know how lightning shoots things?"
ME: "Well, lightning strikes from the sky, and hits tall things sometimes..yes."
DCG: "Well, the Green Lightning played better than the Orange Tigers. That's why they won."

Hmm.

[snowborden1]

I was changing DCK dirty diaper who is 2 1/2. As I was wiping him he said "Ahh, watch my balls!"!!!! OMG! I wasn't even wiping rough. I was laughing so hard I was almost in tears! I proceeded to tell him if he was worried about it it was time to use the big boy potty.

[Hunni Bee]

We've been talking about Black History Month all month, so I guess this is where this came from....dcb3 tells dcg3 "you're a black woman!!"....I turned around to see 10 pairs of eyes fastened to my face to see what I would say...After I swallowed my laughs, I said "She's a little black girl." Everybody kind of nodded and went back to what they were doing

[nikia]

My 5 yr old dcg said my mom works to make money to pay you to take care of me and my sister::::::

:: Hmmm wonder what they have been hearing

I was changing DCK dirty diaper who is 2 1/2. As I was wiping him he said "Ahh, watch my balls!"!!!! OMG! I wasn't even wiping rough. I was laughing so hard I was almost in tears! I proceeded to tell him if he was worried about it it was time to use the big boy potty.

:::::: This is so great!!!!