Any Funnies This Week

[countrymom]

yesterday I sent dcg (she will be 2 next week) in the corner, and her partner in crime. So I go and hear them chit chatting (no talking in the corner allowed) well she took her socks off and put them on her hands and was putting on a puppet show for the other kid. I couldn't stop laughing.

this same girl (she is so awesome I would have 10 of her) she is being to talk, heck she talks pretty good considering she's not two yet. Well her new thing is coming and telling me that so and so is hitting her. But yesterday she went home and totally out of the blue, says "leo him me" omg, her parents were laughing, Leo is my pet cat who watches the kids (and he's gentle)

[Blackcat31]

I had two brothers sitting at the table while I prepared snack yesterday. One brother is 4 and the other is 6. The family is having some medical issues (VERY minor) with dad who just celebrated his 42nd birthday a few days ago.

So the younger brother says, "My dad almost got dead." Immediately I think something happened and the family hasn't told me yet, so I say "What makes you say that Sam?" and without missing a beat the older sibling says, "No, Sam, he still has like 10 years left!" I say to older brother, "What do you mean that he has 10 years left? and older brother goes, "Well, he is 42....."

Sheesh, I don't know what I was thinking..... I guess when I was 4 or 6 years old, being 42 was like having one foot in the grave!!..... LOL!!! ::::

[daycare]

I had two brothers sitting at the table while I prepared snack yesterday. One brother is 4 and the other is 6. The family is having some medical issues (VERY minor) with dad who just celebrated his 42nd birthday a few days ago.

So the younger brother says, "My dad almost got dead." Immediately I think something happened and the family hasn't told me yet, so I say "What makes you say that Sam?" and without missing a beat the older sibling says, "No, Sam, he still has like 10 years left!" I say to older brother, "What do you mean that he has 10 years left? and older brother goes, "Well, he is 42....."

Sheesh, I don't know what I was thinking..... I guess when I was 4 or 6 years old, being 42 was like having one foot in the grave!!..... LOL!!! ::::

omg lmao haaaaaaaaaaaa so stinkin funny...

I have a DCG4 who was coming to care in high-water pants for about a month... I never said anything other than wow you are really getting tall.

So one day DCG runs in the front door and says guess what i went shopping with my mommy this weekend at a store where they don't even sell high-waters, then extends her legs out to show me her pants actually fit her....lmao

I love kids.....

[Unregistered]

I am logged out because this is too specific....and too funny to not share.

2 Moms are fighting because one allowed her toddler to wear a "Birthday Boy" shirt to her toddlers birthday party....

The "offending" Mom had her sons party the day before the above party and it was one of his gifts. The moms each attended the others party.... and BOTH had the same theme...

Oh, it is getting HOT.....claws are out!

The toddlers are best friends, born the same week, and linked at the elbow....they could care less.

[kitkat]

We were having snack a few weeks ago (Teddy Grahams). 5yr old Dcg says, "Hey look at this!" They know I won't look if they say it about their food b/c it tells me they are playing with it. She continues on to say, "Look, your tummy is big like the Teddy Graham's!" Of course I had to look then. Sure enough, Teddy Grahams and my very pregnant tummy do look alike :: I will NEVER look at Teddy Grahams the same way again!

[Luna]

This was just this morning.

Me: I'm just going to the washroom.

DCG2: Okay, don't let the bugs bite!

[laundrymom]

Dcb 3 tells me this morning that the sun is amazing,... He goes to thinking for a moment and says , the moon is beautiful. I said yes, both the moon and the sun are very pretty. He then says,... I'm going to miss the moon..... I looked at him and he says,.... It went away. All that's left is Gods toenail. ( not full moon). Lool

[Luna]

Dcb 3 tells me this morning that the sun is amazing,... He goes to thinking for a moment and says , the moon is beautiful. I said yes, both the moon and the sun are very pretty. He then says,... I'm going to miss the moon..... I looked at him and he says,.... It went away. All that's left is Gods toenail. ( not full moon). Lool

God's toenail!!! ::::::

[lil angels]

I got 4 yr old dg ready to go outside and we had her show pants pulled up and gloves on and she looked at me and with a straight face says **** my underwear are up my but. I couldn't hold it in and she was like what is so funny.

[SilverSabre25]

Started a new 8 mo dcg on Monday. Monday afternoon she was sitting on the floor playing and my 3 yo DD was laying in front of her chattering away about nothing, trying to give the baby her bottle, and trying to teach her to sign "Milk". The 3 yo's indignation that the baby didn't instantaneously catch on to the "lesson" was hilarious, and the whole scene was just stinkin' adorable.

[Blackcat31]

Nothing to do with kids, but thought I'd share a post someone on another board I visit made:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[dEHmom]

Nothing to do with kids, but thought I'd share a post someone on another board I visit made:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Sorry Blackcat, but I am stealing this and it is becoming my facebook status for the day.